The Rules of MMA - GSP Version

Junglebird · January 16

Thought about that thread that showed how the rules of MMA applied to Anderson Silva.
GSP's rules are a little different.

WarWest · January 16

P4P thread

Well done!

GSP_over_Silva · January 16

JohnnyZadar · January 16

awesome thread =))

Beanslegend · January 16

You guys mad lol. I guess intelligence isn't allowed in MMA? That's interesting guys, clearly troll stupid but interesting none the less? Oh BJ also asked for the GSP fights both times for the record if your memory doesn't work. GSP had gotten injured in many of his fights and kept fighting with heart, if your memory doesn't work. A challenger also has to be prepared to TAKE the title and be offensive. A champions job is DEFENDING the title not offending it hahaha. You guys are hilarious =) Silva gets dominated by Travis Lutter, Hendo, Sonnen, even the worst can Patrick Cote gave him a go hahahaha, and who's GSP been dominated by? No one hahaha, he lost to Serra yea ok, it happened, and he lost a round to Condit, who trained over a year just to fight him hahahaha.

WarWest · January 16

He was dominated by Serra, Hughes, and Shields

JohnnyZadar · January 16

AND Penn...in the first fight

WarWest · January 16

JohnnyZadar said:
AND Penn...in the first fight

And this ^^^

Beanslegend · January 16

Penn won 1 round in their first fight, agreed that was impressive by Penn. Serra won half a round in their first fight, again impressive back of the head shot. Hughes won 30 sounds of the end of the first round in their first fight =) Oh and Shields won 1 or maybe 2 rounds =) So that is a total of? 4 rounds I believe in GSP's 19 fights in the UFC? Not impressive obviously hehe

Junglebird · January 16

Bean, its just a pic for laughs, dont get trolled so easily.

Little_Kang · January 17

Junglebird said:
Bean, its just a pic for laughs, dont get trolled so easily.

I got it!

Beanslegend · January 17

I'm not trolled that easy, i'm not getting emotional just being technical is all =) Seems lately JDS and GSP have been getting trolled so badly it's unlike anything i've ever seen, and i'm just trying to standup for fighters who take honor, humbleness, graciousness, and MMA to heart and to help grow the sport so that guys like us actually can talk about something that isn't the dieing of boxing, and I love boxing... But yes kinda funny come to think about =)

carnages41 · January 17

Bean calm down bro

spartacus_ · January 17

hahahahaha loved it! really laughed out loud

Yesterdays_Hero · January 17

GSP does fight to his opponent's weakness

WarWest · January 17

yawn......

*fart*

FroZeN · January 18

If he throws a punch

Go for a takedown.

If he throws a kick

Go for a takedown

If he takes a step forward

Go for a takedown

If he breathes

Take him down and control him

Also, daily baths in Vaseline are a must!

Junglebird · January 19

FroZeN said:
If he throws a punch

Go for a takedown.

If he throws a kick

Go for a takedown

If he takes a step forward

Go for a takedown

If he breathes

Take him down and control him

Also, daily baths in Vaseline are a must!

these^

BlueChild · January 19

Gsp is/has become a very boring fighter [-O<

Wanderlei_Rua · January 19

Don't forget his newest rule:
Beg your boss to give you the weakest one of your potential opponents because you're terrified of facing someone with KO power in their hands.

Polymerase · January 19

"Fight guys smaller than you"

.... and then you have Anderson calling GSP out...... ohhhh the irony.

najma · January 19

I like how every picture contradicts what you've written. LOL, such a FAIL.

FAIL 1. "Fight your opponent's weakness" [shows him fight Hardy on the ground] "Unless you are GSP"
- The ground game WAS Hardy's weakness, and GSP did exactly that, which the picture shows.

FAIL 2. "Go for the finish" [shows GSP gettin beaten by Shields] "Unless you are GSP"
- Shields was winning the standup, lol. Perhaps GSP was going for the finish, but his striking was simply too weak. How can you finish a guy who's beating you?
LOL, that's like showing a pic of the Bonnar/Silva fight to say Bonnar didn't go for the finish.

FAIL 3. How does a bruised face prove or disprove whether the fight was exciting or not? If any, it proves the former more than the latter.

FAIL 4. "Fight guys smaller than you" [shows GSP fighting Serra] "Unless you are GSP"
- Serra was a lot smaller than GSP, so he did fight a smaller guy.

WarWest · January 19

najma said:
I like how every picture contradicts what you've written. LOL, such a FAIL.

FAIL 1. "Fight your opponent's weakness" [shows him fight Hardy on the ground] "Unless you are GSP"
- The ground game WAS Hardy's weakness, and GSP did exactly that, which the picture shows.

FAIL 2. "Go for the finish" [shows GSP gettin beaten by Shields] "Unless you are GSP"
- Shields was winning the standup, lol. Perhaps GSP was going for the finish, but his striking was simply too weak. How can you finish a guy who's beating you?
LOL, that's like showing a pic of the Bonnar/Silva fight to say Bonnar didn't go for the finish.

FAIL 3. How does a bruised face prove or disprove whether the fight was exciting or not? If any, it proves the former more than the latter.

FAIL 4. "Fight guys smaller than you" [shows GSP fighting Serra] "Unless you are GSP"
- Serra was a lot smaller than GSP, so he did fight a smaller guy.

LoL so much fail ^^^

Polymerase · January 19

Gonna be a lot of fail when this fail GSP guy will destroy the even more fail Nick Diaz guy, and your prediction on that fail fight will be fail WarWest! :)

WarWest · January 19

Polymerase said:
Gonna be a lot of fail when this fail GSP guy will destroy the even more fail Nick Diaz guy, and your prediction on that fail fight will be fail WarWest! :)

Rofl really?

So what is my prediction little buddy?

Junglebird · January 19

WarWest said:

Polymerase said:
Gonna be a lot of fail when this fail GSP guy will destroy the even more fail Nick Diaz guy, and your prediction on that fail fight will be fail WarWest! :)
Rofl really?

So what is my prediction little buddy?

polymerase and najma are like Zaksame with downs syndrome

TheEmperor · January 20

How do you rate a thread -1 stars on this new layout?

Junglebird · January 20

TheEmperor said:
How do you rate a thread -1 stars on this new layout?

scroll over the OP and click 'agree' at the bottom

Beanslegend · January 21

GSP is P4P top 2. It's funny because fighters train years to try and beat his style but they can't? So is anyone other then GSP deserving of a title they can't even take. MWAHAHAHA. I love having the most humble, best wrestling, one of the most diverse strikers, amongst having the best athleticism, strength, endurance, and jiu jitsu among any fighters in the world.
Silva isn't even well rounded compared to GSP hahaha, You guys stay angry at Canada, were just going to enjoy our top p4p fighter, amongst everything else we have =) hehehehehehehe

WarWest · January 21

Beanslegend said:
GSP is P4P top 2. It's funny because fighters train years to try and beat his style but they can't? So is anyone other then GSP deserving of a title they can't even take. MWAHAHAHA. I love having the most humble, best wrestling, one of the most diverse strikers, amongst having the best athleticism, strength, endurance, and jiu jitsu among any fighters in the world.
Silva isn't even well rounded compared to GSP hahaha, You guys stay angry at Canada, were just going to enjoy our top p4p fighter, amongst everything else we have =) hehehehehehehe

Makes no sense ^^^

JimmyYO · January 21

The irony is his last fight was more interesting then both the Diaz brothers last fights combined.

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