Okay you have to choose....

horrorfan663

Hypothetical Situation
Offered $100,000
Which of the following would you choose:

One Hammer fist to the face from Brock Lesnar
- He's in your guard, you can't block your face

One Liver Kick from Mirko Crop Cop
- You can attempt to block your body with only one of your arms, you can't move

One Knee to the face from Anderson Silva
- In his clinch up against the cage, you can attempt block your face

One Spinning Back Elbow from Jon Jones
- You cant move, you cant block

One Spinning Back Kick from Dennis Siver
- You can't move, you can't block

One Power Slam from Rampage Jackson
- In triangle choke position, you can't let go of the hold, you can't break your fall

jduk

you can't win here

Bandura

Brock hammer, unless he doesn't do his usual 1 inch from face punch then Jones Elbow

But this is a little lame

JDS_over_REEM

Mushroom bruise to Gina Corano's belly button.

Bandura

Bandura said:

Brock hammer, unless he doesn't do his usual 1 inch from face punch then Jones Elbow

But this is a little lame

Actually, for a hundred grand I'd take em all

(especially the Gina one)

Junglebird

Brock hammer.


All those other attacks will have a lot more energy/body weight behind it

carnages41

Knee from Canderson

Yesterdays_Hero

Elbow from Jones, unless of course it's his classic elbow to the back of the head then I'd go with Brock's hammerfist.

spartacus_

knee because i could use both elbows to absorve its power

Wanderlei_Rua

Yesterdays_Hero said:

Elbow from Jones, unless of course it's his classic elbow to the back of the head then I'd go with Brock's hammerfist.

This is the perfect choice. Lowest kinetic energy choices. Rampage slam is the least desirable, with the liver kick from Cro Cop in second, followed by the knee from Andy.

carnages41

RamGOAT would eat all these shots with ease

the_enigma

Any of them. The siver back kick and brock's hammerfist would be the easy options though.

There are fighters who try to fight these guys for less then that.

carnages41

the_enigma said:

Any of them. The siver back kick and brock's hammerfist would be the easy options though.

There are fighters who try to fight these guys for less then that.

lol the Siver back kick could potentially kill you

ultimatefightingchamp

The spinning back kick, I don't think that would kill me

GSP_over_Silva

Bork

Mangasm

the_enigma said:

Any of them. The siver back kick and brock's hammerfist would be the easy options though.

There are fighters who try to fight these guys for less then that.

Siver would kick the average man's torso right off his legs, leaving his head and arms floating in the air like a Mortal Kombat fatality.

Brent555

Brock's hammerfist for sure. If Mir took as many of any of the other options as he did of Brock's hammerfists, he would be dead.

Tahune

Jones elbow... Easy money

Bobo_Vieri

Brock's hammerfist or JJ elbow. Comparing those to a CC body kick is borderline insulting.

Mangasm

Bobo_Vieri said:

Brock's hammerfist or JJ elbow. Comparing those to a CC body kick is borderline insulting.

Jones can leave you with a monstrous scar for life. Cro Can's kick would only suck for a bit, and you even get you partially defend it

wanderleisilva101

The Anderson knee option you're allowed to block with both arms? one knee I doubt would do a hell of a lot in that case plus he'd probably take it easy on you aswell since you aren't a pro.

Rampage slam I would want no part of if I have a choice, Cro Cop liver kick using one arm to block would probably break your arm and drop you. Siver spinning back-kick with no defence would **** hurt!

Truth be told I would do any of them options for 100k **** I'd go in there and fight any of them for 3 rounds for that kinda money.

PunchBag

spinnnig elbow from john jones

the_enigma

Mangasm said:

the_enigma said:

Any of them. The siver back kick and brock's hammerfist would be the easy options though.

There are fighters who try to fight these guys for less then that.

Siver would kick the average man's torso right off his legs, leaving his head and arms floating in the air like a Mortal Kombat fatality.

Siver's back kick is effective when it lands because it's so fast that guys aren't expecting it. People get folded from body punches, it doesn't take that much to hurt someone hitting them in the body when they're not ready.

Little_Kang

Junglebird said:

Brock hammer.


All those other attacks will have a lot more energy/body weight behind it

this

horrorfan663

I look at it like this:

Brocks Hammer could potentially crush your nose/ face/ Jaw depending on where he aims, remember you can't block
-No, just no

Liver Kick could do some serious damage, internal bleeding, even if you choose to block you risk your arm breaking
-I think you need your liver to live

Anderson knee to the head, obviously you can attempt to block but your nose/ orbital bone may still be in danger
-I can attempt to block, probably isn't going to stop him from swinging me around like his **** before he breaks my face

The elbow from Jones can lacerate you pretty badly, hit you in the temple and knock you out
-With the risk of going blind in one eye from a well placed elbow, I'll pass.

Spinning back kick can break ribs, cause internal bleeding, knock you flat out
-Ive taken a spinning back kick from someone in training and it cracked a rib and knocked the wind out of me for 5 min, I'm terrified to imagine what the guy most famous for Spinning Back Kicks could do.

The slam will probably render you unconscious, maybe even break your back if your unlucky, but your in the octagon, which is slightly padded, maybe a concussion at worst, which could kill you
-I sort of like being alive, so I'll pass due to the risk of head trauma



I would choose the knee for the sole purpose of being able to say the greatest fighter of all time kneed me in the face and I didnt die.
Unless i died, that would be hella lame

KOOKORK

Arm bar from Ronda should be in options IMO.!!!!!!

horrorfan663

KOOKORK said:

Arm bar from Ronda should be in options IMO.!!!!!!

Nah I didn't put any submissions because you could just tap out and get the money

KOOKORK

How about NUT kick from Kongo?

bluesy

horrorfan663 said:

KOOKORK said:

Arm bar from Ronda should be in options IMO.!!!!!!

Nah I didn't put any submissions because you could just tap out and get the money

Tapping out wouldn't be an option. You'd have to endure it for like 5 seconds, lol.

Ronda on your arm vs. Palhares on your leg.

Yesterdays_Hero

bluesy said:

horrorfan663 said:

KOOKORK said:

Arm bar from Ronda should be in options IMO.!!!!!!

Nah I didn't put any submissions because you could just tap out and get the money

Tapping out wouldn't be an option. You'd have to endure it for like 5 seconds, lol.

Ronda on your arm vs. Palhares on your leg.

Palhares on your leg would be far worse. Heel Hooks are god damn terrible, never mind Palhares doing one to you.

horrorfan663

Ok

Frank Mir Kimura for 5 seconds

Ronda Rousey Armbar for 5 seconds

Rousimere Palhares Heel Hook for 5 Seconds

Korean Zombie Twister for 5 seconds

Damian Maia Neck Crank for 5 seconds

Jon Jones Standing Guillotine for 5 seconds