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Diaz - A League of his Own

Andy_AndersonAndy_Anderson Posts: 524Free
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Any chance the UFC would set up a separate league using Nicks requirements?

1) No elbows - Nick needs space to escape
2) No kicks - Nick can't kick so why should someone else?
3) Wresting - who needs wrestling in mma?
4) Spinning elbow **** - nuff said
5) 10 Minute rounds - Nick needs time work
6) Yellow Cards - someone needs to get Nick off the bottom
7) Leg locks - Not certain but guessing Nick would not like. Leg locks are for p******
8) Get Nicks approval for the way his opponent and UFC promote his fights
9) Pampering - Nick would be champion if he had someone toweling him off along with a water boy.

Is this asking too much?

Am I missing anything else Nick needs?

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  • Andy_AndersonAndy_Anderson Posts: 524Free
    forgot....Nick needs his sleep
    PATSTER
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  • Za1994Za1994 Posts: 1,833Free
    He needs his weed. You forgot that part. :D
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  • Andy_AndersonAndy_Anderson Posts: 524Free
    Za1994 said:

    He needs his weed. You forgot that part. :D

    How could i forget....lol
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  • PATSTERPATSTER Posts: 15,211Free
    Don't fight like a p*ssy and everything will be fine
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    Runners in fights

    Condit (Former Ultimate Running Champ.)

    Guida

    Ring

    Boetsch

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    "The only way you can beat me is if you run away or hold on for dear life." - The GOAT, Nick Diaz
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  • JohnnyZadarJohnnyZadar Posts: 7,869Free
    Andy_Anderson said:

    Any chance the UFC would set up a separate league using Nicks requirements?

    1) No elbows - Nick needs space to escape
    2) No kicks - Nick can't kick so why should someone else?
    3) Wresting - who needs wrestling in mma?
    4) Spinning elbow **** - nuff said
    5) 10 Minute rounds - Nick needs time work
    6) Yellow Cards - someone needs to get Nick off the bottom
    7) Leg locks - Not certain but guessing Nick would not like. Leg locks are for p******
    8) Get Nicks approval for the way his opponent and UFC promote his fights

    Is this asking too much?

    Am I missing anything else Nick needs?

    JUST WEED :))
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  • Andy_AndersonAndy_Anderson Posts: 524Free
    His own hotel. Why should his opponent be allowed to walk through the lobby??? Its bull**** dude!
    DangerousJon
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  • TheEmperorTheEmperor Posts: 1,759Free
    Diaz vs Tank Abbott
    lets make it happen
    texttext

    -GSP > Soccer Mom > Nick Diaz
    -AS needs to man up and make 170
    -Tristar > Penn
    -Woof tickets > Gracie Jiu Jitsu
    -I am an idiot for thinking GSP could finish the P4P GOAT Nick Diaz within 5 rounds

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  • classicboxerclassicboxer Posts: 9,981Free
    You left out "no running."
    ultimatefightingchamp
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  • JohnnyZadarJohnnyZadar Posts: 7,869Free
    TheEmperor said:

    Diaz vs Tank Abbott
    lets make it happen

    I got Diaz...
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  • TheEmperorTheEmperor Posts: 1,759Free
    JohnnyZadar said:

    TheEmperor said:

    Diaz vs Tank Abbott
    lets make it happen

    I got Diaz...
    If he shows up
    texttext

    -GSP > Soccer Mom > Nick Diaz
    -AS needs to man up and make 170
    -Tristar > Penn
    -Woof tickets > Gracie Jiu Jitsu
    -I am an idiot for thinking GSP could finish the P4P GOAT Nick Diaz within 5 rounds

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  • JohnnyZadarJohnnyZadar Posts: 7,869Free
    TheEmperor said:

    JohnnyZadar said:

    TheEmperor said:

    Diaz vs Tank Abbott
    lets make it happen

    I got Diaz...
    If he shows up
    :))
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  • idrankyourbeeridrankyourbeer Posts: 14,539Free
    Andy_Anderson said:

    Any chance the UFC would set up a separate league using Nicks requirements?

    1) No elbows - Nick needs space to escape
    2) No kicks - Nick can't kick so why should someone else?
    3) Wresting - who needs wrestling in mma?
    4) Spinning elbow **** - nuff said
    5) 10 Minute rounds - Nick needs time work
    6) Yellow Cards - someone needs to get Nick off the bottom
    7) Leg locks - Not certain but guessing Nick would not like. Leg locks are for p******
    8) Get Nicks approval for the way his opponent and UFC promote his fights
    9) Pampering - Nick would be champion if he had someone toweling him off along with a water boy.

    Is this asking too much?

    Am I missing anything else Nick needs?

    showing up for press conferences and other events is optional
    showing up for the fight is optional
    disrespecting the opponent scores points
    running is prohibited
    marijuana is allowed

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    Roy Nelson - Devouring the competition and pissing out excellence
    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car,
    I thought i was the biggest GSP fanboy around here until i seen jduk felching GSP's trouser gravy through a straw.
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  • Andy_AndersonAndy_Anderson Posts: 524Free
    idrankyourbeer said:

    Andy_Anderson said:

    Any chance the UFC would set up a separate league using Nicks requirements?

    1) No elbows - Nick needs space to escape
    2) No kicks - Nick can't kick so why should someone else?
    3) Wresting - who needs wrestling in mma?
    4) Spinning elbow **** - nuff said
    5) 10 Minute rounds - Nick needs time work
    6) Yellow Cards - someone needs to get Nick off the bottom
    7) Leg locks - Not certain but guessing Nick would not like. Leg locks are for p******
    8) Get Nicks approval for the way his opponent and UFC promote his fights
    9) Pampering - Nick would be champion if he had someone toweling him off along with a water boy.

    Is this asking too much?

    Am I missing anything else Nick needs?

    showing up for press conferences and other events is optional
    showing up for the fight is optional
    disrespecting the opponent scores points
    running is prohibited
    marijuana is allowed

    Disrespecting earns points...lol
    Nick would be champ for sure
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  • MachidaPowerMachidaPower Posts: 284Free
    "i just did a little more than i did last time, im sorry if i dont pass the test... i think it should work out"
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    the buffer 180... best move in the UFC.

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    paster is the biggest 4p4 troll in this forum. long time.

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  • horrorfan663horrorfan663 Posts: 728Free
    MachidaPower said:

    "i just did a little more than i did last time, im sorry if i dont pass the test... i think it should work out"

    Comedic Gold
    Silva. idk how i feel about Silva. I feel like anything he had going for him coming into the UFC was ripped away when Cain pulled that drive by on him back at 146. Poor guy never even saw the Astro Van coming.....
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  • edh1edh1 Posts: 612Free
    No takedowns too,Nick IN A LONG CAREER HAS SOME OF THE WORST WRESTLING EVER
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  • ijosefijosef Posts: 1,119Free
    The judges need brand new scoring criteria. Criteria which has Carlos Condit and Jake Shields winning their fights against GSP.
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  • cruisercruiser Posts: 1Free
    Diaz - A League of his Own
    Andy_Anderson said:

    Diaz - A League of his Own

    What he needs is a padded room of his own.

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  • idrankyourbeeridrankyourbeer Posts: 14,539Free
    ijosef said:

    The judges need brand new scoring criteria. Criteria which has Carlos Condit and Jake Shields winning their fights against GSP.

    so basically criteria where if you can even pursuade one judge that you won the fight, then you end up declared the winner?

    condit landed one good shot in the whole fight and before and after that he looked helpless. he even got outworked on his feet up until that kick too and the rest of the time he was on his back getting worked.

    i gave shields a round. 2 maybe being generous. no way in hell did he ever do enough to take the title. that was a closer fight but the gsp/condit fight was so one sided i cant see why anybody would even think that it was a bad decision.

    did condit even win a round? either you are trolling or delusional or blind. which is it? id really like to know from you guys who think condit got robbed just what rounds you think heshould have won? like thats one of the most clearcut decisions you could ever ask for.

    Post edited by idrankyourbeer on
    Roy Nelson - Devouring the competition and pissing out excellence
    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car,
    I thought i was the biggest GSP fanboy around here until i seen jduk felching GSP's trouser gravy through a straw.
    image
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  • ijosefijosef Posts: 1,119Free
    idrankyourbeer said:

    ijosef said:

    The judges need brand new scoring criteria. Criteria which has Carlos Condit and Jake Shields winning their fights against GSP.

    so basically criteria where if you can even pursuade one judge that you won the fight, then you end up declared the winner?

    condit landed one good shot in the whole fight and before and after that he looked helpless. he even got outworked on his feet up until that kick too and the rest of the time he was on his back getting worked.

    i gave shields a round. 2 maybe being generous. no way in hell did he ever do enough to take the title. that was a closer fight but the gsp/condit fight was so one sided i cant see why anybody would even think that it was a bad decision.

    did condit even win a round? either you are trolling or delusional or blind. which is it? id really like to know from you guys who think condit got robbed just what rounds you think heshould have won? like thats one of the most clearcut decisions you could ever ask for.

    Sorry, I should've qualified my posts with "Nick thinks they need new judging criteria..." I certainly don't think so, and GSP decimated Condit (aside from that one headkick, from which GSP recovered and ended up slamming Condit by the end of the round) and defeated Shields. I was alluding to the fact that Nick Diaz said he thought that Jake Shields and Carlos Condit won their fights against GSP.
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  • KOOKORKKOOKORK Posts: 507Free
    Nick believes in No Game plan.
    You just don't need any game plan according to him. Not Game plan A and definitely not B. How on earth can you memorize two different game plans when you are high?!!!
    It is not about win or lose, it is about heart. Leave all you have in the Octagon and you are a winner in my book.
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  • idrankyourbeeridrankyourbeer Posts: 14,539Free
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    Roy Nelson - Devouring the competition and pissing out excellence
    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car,
    I thought i was the biggest GSP fanboy around here until i seen jduk felching GSP's trouser gravy through a straw.
    image
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