The official anderson silva got ktfo 5 stages of grief thread.

12er12er StocktonPosts: 10,988Free
edited December 2013 in UFC
Come on in and share your tales of butt hurt in a safe and friendly environment of fellow grief stricken Silva fans.

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Don't be shy about tagging your butt hurt brethren. We want to be able to help as many of the downtrodden as possible. Mods feel free to merge the hundreds of butt hurt threads being created hourly.


The 5 stages are

Denial- the fight was fixed. He threw the fight.

Anger- he would have won if he didn't clown. He's still a better fighter. Vitor ZOMG! He should have never had the fight in the first place, Munoz was fat!

Bargaining- he should get a rematch. I know he didn't want one. But still, rematch tomorrow.

Depression- well at least GSP is number one now.... no he really is guys.

Acceptance- were not sure what this will look like yet. But we aim to get there, together!



@stompgrind 12 steps to dealing with loss

Step 1 - We admitted we were powerless over Anderson's antics and Weidman's ability to capitilize. 
•Step 2 - Came to believe that Karma is greater than Silva and he could restore his title if he restores his hespect. 
•Step 3 - Made a decision to turn our expectations over to the philosophy of "It's normal" thatch it. 
•Step 4 - Made a searching and fearless inventory to refuse the excuses of why the GOAT lost. 
•Step 5 - Admitted to all that Silva is human and capable of losing. 
•Step 6 - Were entirely thankful that Weidman hopefully removed all these defects from Silva's character in one punch. 
•Step 7 - Humbly asked Jimmy to remove our rustle.
 •Step 8 - Made a note of all persons we had doubted backing Weidman, and became willing to give them more hespect.
 •Step 9 - Made direct amends on sigbets and did not welch.
 •Step 10 - Continued to take personal inventory of when we were butthurt promptly admitted it. 
•Step 11 - Sought through observation and critical thinking why the GOAT went full retard.
 •Step 12 - Having had a rude awakening as the result of Weidman's abilities, we understood that in limbo position with your hands downno can defench not even the GOAT.


Brave users that have admitted to rustled jimmies and began the healing process.

1) identity
2) GoToGuy
3) cromwell
4) cole1186
5) punchcan
6) spart/andersonisstillthegoat
7)wanderleisilva101
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  • FroZeNFroZeN Posts: 4,762Free
    12er said:

    Come on in and share your tales of butt hurt in a safe and friendly environment of fellow grief stricken Silva fans.

    image




    Don't be shy about tagging your butt hurt brethren. We want to be able to help as many of the downtrodden as possible. Mods feel free to merge the hundreds of butt hurt threads being created hourly.


    The 5 stages are

    Denial- the fight was fixed. He threw the fight.

    Anger- he would have won if he didn't clown. He's still a better fighter. Vitor ZOMG! He should have never had the fight in the first place, Munoz was fat!

    Bargaining- he should get a rematch. I know he didn't want one. But still, rematch tomorrow.

    Acceptance- were not sure what this will look like yet. But we aim to get there, together!

    Quoting this for proof that there were 5 stages of...wait, there's only 4?
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  • FroZeNFroZeN Posts: 4,762Free
    @Spartacus_ is killing it today!
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  • 12er12er StocktonPosts: 10,988Free
    FroZeN said:

    12er said:

    Come on in and share your tales of butt hurt in a safe and friendly environment of fellow grief stricken Silva fans.

    image




    Don't be shy about tagging your butt hurt brethren. We want to be able to help as many of the downtrodden as possible. Mods feel free to merge the hundreds of butt hurt threads being created hourly.


    The 5 stages are

    Denial- the fight was fixed. He threw the fight.

    Anger- he would have won if he didn't clown. He's still a better fighter. Vitor ZOMG! He should have never had the fight in the first place, Munoz was fat!

    Bargaining- he should get a rematch. I know he didn't want one. But still, rematch tomorrow.

    Acceptance- were not sure what this will look like yet. But we aim to get there, together!

    Quoting this for proof that there were 5 stages of...wait, there's only 4?
    Yea I **** up there for a minute. I missed depression. Such an important one to.
    If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, then turn to them the other cheek, then keep turning until you deliver a roundhouse kick to his jaw. - Matthew 5:39

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  • 12er12er StocktonPosts: 10,988Free
    Seek out @warwest for advanced counseling on butt hurt. Especially when it has to do with gsp.
    If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, then turn to them the other cheek, then keep turning until you deliver a roundhouse kick to his jaw. - Matthew 5:39

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  • WarWestWarWest Órale VatoPosts: 33,820Free
    12er said:

    Seek out @warwest for advanced counseling on butt hurt. Especially when it has to do with gsp.

    GSP's a ****
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  • 12er12er StocktonPosts: 10,988Free
    WarWest said:

    12er said:

    Seek out @warwest for advanced counseling on butt hurt. Especially when it has to do with gsp.

    GSP's a ****
    We respect everyone's opinion in this thread. Thanks for sharing with the group.
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  • 12er12er StocktonPosts: 10,988Free
    Identity said:

    Hi my names Identity

    And i have a problem

    Welcome identity. It was very brave of you to come here today. The first step is admitting it and we're all so very proud of you.
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  • KOOKORKKOOKORK Posts: 780Free
    I heard there is a BA( Butt hurt Anonymous) group somewhere for Anderson's fans with 12 steps to tackle the problem.
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  • 12er12er StocktonPosts: 10,988Free
    edited July 2013
    KOOKORK said:

    I heard there is a BA( Butt hurt Anonymous) group somewhere for Anderson's fans with 12 steps to tackle the problem.

    Well you were right friend! You have come to the right place. How rustled are your Jimmies? There is no judgement here.
    Post edited by 12er on
    If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, then turn to them the other cheek, then keep turning until you deliver a roundhouse kick to his jaw. - Matthew 5:39

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  • idrankyourbeeridrankyourbeer Sony: "We made VCRs too. Play in our world. Watch tv in theirs!"Posts: 21,121Free
    edited July 2013
    WarWest said:

    12er said:

    Seek out @warwest for advanced counseling on butt hurt. Especially when it has to do with gsp.

    GSP's a ****
    lets fill in the blanks

    GSP's a true champion
    GSP's a legend
    GSP's a dominant fighter
    GSP's an icon to the sport
    GSP's a canadian
    GSP's a proud supporter of ky jelly
    GSP's a winner
    GSP's a sexy beast


    im sure thats what you were trying to say.
    Post edited by idrankyourbeer on
    Just givin out the D
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  • 12er12er StocktonPosts: 10,988Free

    WarWest said:

    12er said:

    Seek out @warwest for advanced counseling on butt hurt. Especially when it has to do with gsp.

    GSP's a ****
    lets fill in the blanks

    GSP's a true champion
    GSP's a legend
    GSP's a dominant fighter
    GSP's an icon to the sport
    GSP's a canadian
    GSP's a proud supporter of ky jelly
    GSP's a winner
    GSP's a sexy beast


    im sure thats what you were trying to say.
    Lashing out is a sign of butt hurt. There's no need for that friend, this is a safe environment for everyone.
    If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, then turn to them the other cheek, then keep turning until you deliver a roundhouse kick to his jaw. - Matthew 5:39

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  • idrankyourbeeridrankyourbeer Sony: "We made VCRs too. Play in our world. Watch tv in theirs!"Posts: 21,121Free
    GSP's a safe environment for everyone.
    Just givin out the D
    Roy Nelson - Devouring the competition and pissing out excellence
    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
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  • RoezCityRoezCity Posts: 241Free
    Hey guys! These are the 5 stages of gri............
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  • _Finish_Him__Finish_Him_ Posts: 11,603Free
    How dafuq turned this thread into a GSP thread, goddamn?! It started good, but then DOOOOOOOOWNFAAAAAAALL!
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  • IdentityIdentity Posts: 7,015Free
    I'm not butthurt

    But i could kill somebody
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  • 12er12er StocktonPosts: 10,988Free

    How dafuq turned this thread into a GSP thread, goddamn?! It started good, but then DOOOOOOOOWNFAAAAAAALL!

    Don't worry friend. We haven't gotten completely off track yet.

    Our good friend @warwest seems to always be followed by a jimmy rustled idyb.. but we didn't forget our main mission.
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  • AmerimanAmeriman Posts: 2,069Free
    Lmao @ all the butthurt in this thread manifesting itself in the form of a debate about math...

    I think quite a few Silva fans haven't gotten past their anger yet...
    Boston threw me a god damn beating. DOOMGOAT REIGNS SUPREME
  • ThePack19ThePack19 Posts: 1,976Free
    12er said:

    Come on in and share your tales of butt hurt in a safe and friendly environment of fellow grief stricken Silva fans.

    image




    Don't be shy about tagging your butt hurt brethren. We want to be able to help as many of the downtrodden as possible. Mods feel free to merge the hundreds of butt hurt threads being created hourly.


    The 5 stages are

    Denial- the fight was fixed. He threw the fight.

    Anger- he would have won if he didn't clown. He's still a better fighter. Vitor ZOMG! He should have never had the fight in the first place, Munoz was fat!

    Bargaining- he should get a rematch. I know he didn't want one. But still, rematch tomorrow.

    Depression- well at least GSP is number one now.... no he really is guys.

    Acceptance- were not sure what this will look like yet. But we aim to get there, together!



    LOL....Good one!

  • OmoplataypusOmoplataypus BostonPosts: 4,619Free
    edited July 2013
    Identity said:

    Hi my names Identity

    And i have a problem... with figuring out the best way to eat poop

    Fixed
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  • idrankyourbeeridrankyourbeer Sony: "We made VCRs too. Play in our world. Watch tv in theirs!"Posts: 21,121Free
    edited July 2013
    12er said:

    GSP's a safe environment for everyone.

    On a scale of one to tko'd by matt Serra, how rustled are your jimmies?

    This was a Silva fan thread, but we can counsel gsp fans that are upset about Jones being crowned p4p 1 while we're here.

    Everyone is welcome.
    **** that happened 20 years ago doesnt bother me. why would it rustle me when matt serra turned gsp into the most dominant welterweight the ufc will ever see. i respect matt serra for teaching gsp how to be the p4p most dominant fighter in all of mixed martial arts

    but how about anderson silva getting knocked out cold the other night to some bum with no striking credentials? people are gonna be rustled over that for quite some time. the silva haters will be bringing that up for the next 20 years.
    Post edited by idrankyourbeer on
    Just givin out the D
    Roy Nelson - Devouring the competition and pissing out excellence
    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
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  • 12er12er StocktonPosts: 10,988Free

    12er said:

    GSP's a safe environment for everyone.

    On a scale of one to tko'd by matt Serra, how rustled are your jimmies?

    This was a Silva fan thread, but we can counsel gsp fans that are upset about Jones being crowned p4p 1 while we're here.

    Everyone is welcome.
    **** that happened 20 years ago doesnt bother me. why would it rustle me when matt serra turned gsp into the most dominant welterweight the ufc will ever see

    but how about anderson silva getting knocked out cold the other night to some bum with no striking credentials? people are gonna be rustled over that for quite some time. the silva haters will be bringing that up for the next 20 years.
    I agree and that's why we're all here. Its time we all heal, together.
    If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, then turn to them the other cheek, then keep turning until you deliver a roundhouse kick to his jaw. - Matthew 5:39

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  • idrankyourbeeridrankyourbeer Sony: "We made VCRs too. Play in our world. Watch tv in theirs!"Posts: 21,121Free
    well in that case somebody better grab the duct tape handcuffs and a bottle of ky jelly
    Just givin out the D
    Roy Nelson - Devouring the competition and pissing out excellence
    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
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  • 12er12er StocktonPosts: 10,988Free

    well in that case somebody better grab the duct tape handcuffs and a bottle of ky jelly

    Look, we all know handcuffs and ky are standard issue for gsp fans, but we cant be derailing this thread with your perverted Canadian antics any longer.

    I say good day to you sir.
    If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, then turn to them the other cheek, then keep turning until you deliver a roundhouse kick to his jaw. - Matthew 5:39

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  • TahuneTahune Posts: 1,886Free
    edited July 2013
    Whoops.
    Post edited by Tahune on
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  • KOOKORKKOOKORK Posts: 780Free

    Identity said:

    Hi my names Identity

    And i have a problem... with figuring out the best way to eat poop

    Fixed
    You mean figuring out the best poop to eat? Elephant poop is safe.Ask Bear Grylls.
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  • 12er12er StocktonPosts: 10,988Free
    What did you post? If its a pic I can't see it. I'm on a tablet and it blows. I'm sure its gold, thank you for your contribution.
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  • idrankyourbeeridrankyourbeer Sony: "We made VCRs too. Play in our world. Watch tv in theirs!"Posts: 21,121Free
    whats the best way to eat elephant poop? do you heat it up or do you just eat it straight out of the bucket with a ladle?
    Just givin out the D
    Roy Nelson - Devouring the competition and pissing out excellence
    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
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