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  1. Megasoup

    Jackson Browne Tests Positive for Coronavirus

    No, he's going to be the house band for Khabib vs. Ferguson. He is going to introduce the world to an acoustic arrangement of The Ultimate Remix. "The stealth of a sniper, the strength of a viper, the training, the challenge, the ultimate fighter."
  2. Jackson Browne was suspicious that something was not right when he started feeling ill in recent weeks. “As soon as I had a small cough and a temperature, I tested [for COVID-19],” he says. The Rock Hall of Fame inductee tells Rolling Stone that he has tested positive for the coronavirus and is currently recuperating at his Los Angeles home. “My symptoms are really pretty mild, so I don’t require any kind of medication and certainly not hospitalization or anything like that,” he adds. The 71-year-old musician isn’t sure where he got it, but he suspected his recent trip to New York for the annual Love Rocks NYC benefit may have been the source. “So many people that have it aren’t going to be tested,” he says. “They don’t have symptoms, but they might have it and might be able to pass it on. That’s what younger readers need to understand: They need to take part in the global response to stop the spread. That means not going anywhere, not getting into contact with anybody, not seeing anybody.” "The prognosis for what to do once you test positive is pretty much the same as if you don’t test positive, which is to stay put. And stay self-quarantined. Don’t expose anybody. Don’t go anywhere." "I quarantined immediately upon feeling sick. It was before the mandatory quarantine orders were issued, because you don’t know if you had it or not. I’m in the middle of trying to call everyone I know to discuss with them how they are feeling and whether or not they have symptoms. You have to assume you have it. You need to assume that you in some way could very easily pass it to someone else." "The other thing is if you test positive, you just get over it if your body can handle it. If you contract it and your body fights it off, you’ll have the antibodies and you’ll start contributing to the herd immunity. The idea that everyone is going to eventually wind up having these antibodies in common is mysterious to me. It’s obvious that the one thing you can do to make a difference in everyone’s chances is to quarantine yourself." https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jackson-browne-tests-positive-coronavirus-011622778.html
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    What do you think?

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    What do you think?

    Is it a good idea?
  5. Megasoup

    Coronavirus Pool Season 1

    I stand out below most, if not every poster (to be fair.) Logic would conclude that for that to be true, then others must stand stand out above the rest. Your ability to use logic and reasoning is far, far below others. I wouldn't expect you to understand this, but I like pointing it out.
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    Coronavirus Pool Season 1

    It was intended as a compliment. I was giving you credit. You appear to be a very different sort, and that's not entirely a bad thing. It's actually an admirable quality. I don't like you anymore because you took some shots at me. My feelings toward you have no impact on your individuality and quality as a person. To not see any value in a person because of a disagreement or a dislike is not a trait of intellect. No no one is "good" solely because they like me; no one is "bad" solely because they don't.
  7. Kenny Rogers just died moments ago. 81 years old. Music LEGEND.
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    Coronavirus Pool Season 1

    I am baffled that you believe a gunshot wound is going to heal up like light scratch. It went through my ulna bone, my ulnar nerve, it went through flesh, muscles. Bro, you're too afraid to join your kids jujitsu, don't act like you're tough. And what are you talking about "no emergency surgery?" Do you think I could have waited it out? Made an appointment for later on in the week? Maybe I'm not as much of a tough guy as I might believe, who knows. I do have a lot of belief in myself. I've competed in boxing and MMA, didn't win them all. I train in bjj. I have been in street fights. I'm no Eclipse, but I am a big guy. There's always going to be a question mark about how tough I am, but there's little doubt that I am tough. I got shot in the street, very much like the dirty criminal you think I am (I'm not, though.) I didn't go into shock. I didn't act helpless, I called 911 myself and parked my car and waited. My heart rate was 60 bpm in the ambulance, which is highly unusual (because I'm not a boetsch and I didn't freak out.) I didn't later get addicted to the pain pills. I don't have PTSD. I know you probably "imagine" how you would have reacted, just like you "imagine" what you would do in an MMA fight. You don't know, though. Here's something to choke on: your only value here is directly tied to me. You don't know anything about this sport, you didn't box or wrestle, you don't train anything; your opinions have no value. You don't have any interesting stories and you don't have any personality...except that you hate me. -I used Eclipse as an example, he's a super-human. So is I_Take_Roids, and he has a fascinating profession to boot. -Mauro is a young aspiring journalist actually speaks Portuguese and is the hippest dude here. -Bubba is the forum mediator, a very intelligent guy who is universally liked by everyone. -Stomp is a modern-day hippie who has trained a little and is a very unique person. -Cashflow actually goes to these events and bets...and seems to win. He might have the inside track on some things, or is just generally lucky. Definitely not dumb. -CorporalClegg is a very entertaining contributor/thread starter. He also used to train. -OzPride is a fellow Australian (my father is Australian, born and raised. My older brother was born there.) He is a purple belt, so he knows what he's watching. I hate that he hates me. -Jolldan is Scottish, SteHilton is Irish. That's cool by default, and they are cool. -Vert has a different take than most of the posters here, which isn't bad, and he takes a lot of heat over it. He handles all of it better than me. He also went to a top 10 University, so there's that. -McMaxx is the oldest virgin I have ever met (virtually or otherwise.) -SkillandPower is actually Braziliand and also universally liked. Great poster, perfect English; he's not dumb. -IDYB so rarely breaks character that I think he really might be that jokester in real life, and everybody needs to laugh more. - Mozzez? You? Who the feck are you? You're angry all the time, always out of your depth and probably shouldn't talk about MMA. Your forum "gimmick," and I don't even think that it's a gimmick, is that you are obsessed with me. That's not very manly. It's ghey.
  9. Megasoup

    Coronavirus Pool Season 1

    You keep saying this...a lot, implying that getting shot means that I lacked some sort of self-defense skill. Are you suggesting that a bullet wouldn't penetrate your skin or that you would would be quick enough to dodge it? Sit down, tough guy. You've watched too many movies.
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    Coronavirus Pool Season 1

    Anyone who picks me to contract coronavirus has not been paying attention. I have hardly left the house since I've been shot, I've essentially been self-quarantined since the virus got to this country. It was a pretty serious injury, I've barely left my couch. Anyone who would pick me to die has lost their damn mind. I've been through hell, several times. Nothing can kill me, I'm a survivor. I'm going to outlive every one of you.
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    ATTENTION: Dana White

    That's one hell of a coincidence, as well as an oversight. I did not mean to do that.
  12. That's crazy. We posted exactly the same time and said exactly the same thing. I guess that means that what we are both saying is correct and obvious.
  13. Obviously, he is no longer a contender. Nor is he prospect. He's not losing title fights, he's losing fights to people who would lose title fights. He's just a really good fighter, somewhere in the middle of the pack.
  14. ^ In other news, Mozzezz has officially lost his mind and is now talking to himself because he has no friends.