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  1. Darth_Sprawl

    UFC Australia Supershowdown

    Alright you crikey ****s, with another stadium show all but confirmed down under for later this year, its time for another best-case scenario potential fantasy card. Here's the Australian version of UFC 198: Main Card: MW Championship: Robert Whittaker Vs. Israel Adesanya FTW Championship: Max Holloway Vs. Alexander Volkanovski FTW: Megan Anderson Vs. Cat Zingano II HW: Tai Tuivasa Vs. Justin Willis FLW: Jessica Rose Clark Vs. Talita Bernardo Prelims: LHW: Jim Crute Vs. Nikita Krylov LHW: Tyson Pedro Vs. Misha Cirkunov LW: Daniel Hooker Vs. Gregor Gillespie FLW: Nadia Kassem Vs. Rachel Ostovich FLW: Kai Kara France Vs. Ashkan Mokhtarian Earlies: WW: Jake Matthews Vs. Belal Muhammad FTW: Shane Young Vs. Alex Caceres FTW: Suman Mokhtarian Vs. Austin Arnett LW: Alex Gorgees Vs. Callan Potter Thoughts? A card like that would pack that stadium, maybe more than Ronda did. That's a card where you grab yer bloomin onions and a few 40 oz. cans of Foster and watch the fireworks.
  2. Darth_Sprawl

    Best possible Fight Week main card

    Tbf you can say the same about 99% of the fights available for Jon, but A. he’s fighting someone and B. unless Conor’s on it, it’s a main event.
  3. Darth_Sprawl

    Best possible Fight Week main card

    Or you know what? We throw Ben Askren on there as well somewhere and just call it UFC 235 part 2, it sells over a Mil. UFC marketing, I’ll take my checks in a lumpsum, thank you.
  4. Darth_Sprawl

    Best possible Fight Week main card

    With the UFC schedule panned out until right before fight week, we’re starting to get a better idea of the upcoming big fights and when they’re happening. Seeing as how fight week is built for stacking, I present the best possible card given the current landscape. Of course I always post these and the end result is always noticeably different, but one can always dream. With that, would something along these lines crack 800,000+ buys? If they stay healthy, I don’t know why the UFC wouldn’t go balls out like this, but we know they won’t. 3 title fights ftw: Main Card: Jon Jones vs. Thiago Santos (LHW Title) - Unless JBJ and DC agree to fight at heavyweight Daniel Cormier vs. Brock Lesnar/Francis Ngannou (HW Title) - Brock is obviously the first choice, but Francis may have rebounded from the Stipe match and he’s gotten 2 big wins since. That said, DC would probably wrestle**** him worse than Stipe. JDS gets winner Kamaru Usman Vs. Colby Covington (WW Title) Johnny Walker vs. Jan Blachowicz - Johnny may fight in May in Brazil and again in July, then again maybe the week after. But in all seriousness, if he steamrolls his next opponent, a title shot should be next, even if it’s a bit premature. Zabit vs. Brian Ortega/Frankie Edgar - Similar to Johnny, another big win for Zabit and he would be close to contention. ———————————— Not a bad fight week given the current “stars” available. Diaz bros are kinda gone, Conor’s got more legal issues, Ramadan for khabib, no more GSP, etc. No chicks on the main card either since they all fight in June, and Amanda wants to go end of the year. Any better suggestions?
  5. Darth_Sprawl

    Schevchenko defends her title at UFC 238

    They could have Colby fight in Chicago again for the real title this time, but that leaves even less to stack the fight week card with. Bones would almost certainly headline fight week, and possibly DC as well.
  6. Darth_Sprawl

    UFC 237 Brazil done right

  7. Darth_Sprawl

    UFC 237 Brazil done right

    Another fantasy card, in an alternative universe where the event would've stayed at the 40,000+ capacity stadium and the UFC decided to go hard AF. Given the current day scenarios of upcoming fights and situations, this is another theoretical card of what the UFC could do but probably will not do. Anyways, here's what I think would be the sickest possible card for that event in May, worthy of beating UFC 198: Main Card: Marlon Moraes Vs. TJ Dillashaw © - Have this supplement the other title match, and help this event. Have TJ defend. Jessica Andrade Vs. Rose Namajunas © Anderson Silva Vs. Jared Cannonier Jose Aldo Vs. Alexander Volkanovski - Aldo called for this Rafael Dos Santos Vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio Prelims: Johnny Walker Vs. Jan Blachowicz - If Walker steamrolls Cirkunov, which he might. Shogun Rua Vs. Glover Texeira - Obligatory legend vs legend match Kron Gracie Vs. Ryan Hall - BJJ mastery in Brazil Little Nog Vs. Ryan Spann Prelim Prelims: Thiago Alves Vs. Diego Sanchez - How have these 2 never fought? Marcos Rosa Mariano Vs. Jared Gordon - Mariano looked good vs lando til he got tapped, and Gordon is 0-2 vs brazilians in his last 2 fights. Ariane Lipski Vs. Mara Romero Borella Bethe Correa Vs. Irene Aldana Thoughts? Brazilians go undefeated?
  8. Darth_Sprawl

    New UFC Championship Belt Unveiled

    Might be a dumb ****in question but I've been trying to find this online and I haven't been able to, but what damn year did the belt that we all know debut? I remember seeing it even back when tito fought shamrock in like 2002, but when did that one make its first appearance?
  9. Darth_Sprawl

    What Country Will Be Next To Produce Their First UFC Champion?

    I meant close as in they were one win away from gold. I'm more of a drinker, don't smoke too often.
  10. Darth_Sprawl

    What Country Will Be Next To Produce Their First UFC Champion?

    The real question is when/who will be the first-ever Brazilian UFC Welterweight champ. It's the only major title not one by one of them, and only T. Alves, Maia and RDA have come somewhat close. Although neither one of them is a 'natural' WW. At the moment, Vicente Luque looks like the best candidate but I don't even think he's ranked.
  11. Darth_Sprawl

    UFC Undefeated 2019

    That’s what I thought, little boy And that might happen if Cain goes to wwf, just sayin. Keep your fingers crossed
  12. Darth_Sprawl

    UFC Undefeated 2019

    True, no 12 yr old would ever take themselves so seriously. You’re on a free Internet forum sweetie, relax. Life isn’t just about racking up that post count. If I need actual facts I do what everyone else does and I refer to actual journalists or analysts, not some shmo on a forum. Go outside a bit, get some sun. Vitamin D
  13. Darth_Sprawl

    UFC Undefeated 2019

    Okay 12 yr old.
  14. Darth_Sprawl

    UFC Undefeated 2019

    Maybe, but at least it’d be better than the upcoming card which actually features the dude on your pic.
  15. Darth_Sprawl

    UFC Undefeated 2019

    Yet. I don’t know enough about you tomato cans yet.