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    All Things Bellator Thread

    Waitaminute... do you mean there's a streaming service... like something people actually pay for? I mean, with real money that they've earned, not just vicariously though advertising revenue? That doesn't sound real to me.
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    All Things Bellator Thread

    What's DAZN?
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    All Things Bellator Thread

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Suck it Fitch!
  4. But... Royce said all you needed was BJJ!
  5. You just described me. This is why, in addition to a complete lack of talent and ability, I do not play professional sports.
  6. Wow. I really like Roxanne and it sucks she almost got robbed. Since when is a clear 30-27 or even a 30-26 (under new criteria) a 29-28x2, 28-29 split? Oh, all the time, that's when.
  7. I think she's beautiful.
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    Is Dan Ige ****ing retarded?!

    Given that USADA goons have shown up and demanded samples all while adamantly refusing to provide identification in the past, this story is plausible. However, one would think that this dude could tell the difference between a USADA goon and some yokel working for the county's probation office. Or, maybe not. On another note, I wonder if USADA would've changed their tactics had Tim Kennedy shot a couple of their goons. Imagine this - breaking news, Tim Kennedy blows the faces off two USADA employees doing a surprise test. The state brings charges before a grand jury but they decline to indict, citing self-defense and defense of dwelling. As much as it sucks, that might be what's required to get them to act differently.
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    Theory about why UFC 238 is so awful.

    The theory does make sense. The only thing counteracting it is all the other crappy PPV cards the UFC has put on over the past year or so.
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    List of fighters I like and don't like...

    Like: 1. Brock Lesnar 2. Brock Lesnar 3. Brock Lesnar 4. Brock Lesnar 5. Brock Lesnar Dislike: 1. Not Brock Lesnar 2. Not Brock Lesnar 3. Not Brock Lesnar 4. Not Brock Lesnar 5. Not Brock Lesnar
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    UFC 236: Holloway vs. Poirier 2

    This is some Johny Hendricks style grappling here.
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    UFC 236: Holloway vs. Poirier 2

    MMAfighting.com is now 0-3 on their main card predictions.
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    UFC 236: Holloway vs. Poirier 2

    I'd like to be pegged by Nunes. Ansaroff can watch.
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    UFC 236: Holloway vs. Poirier 2

    I don't know if I would consider anything by Coolio as a "dope song", especially when some pretty white boy is coming out to it. Now, the Weird Al "Amish Paradise" parody on the ther hand...
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    UFC 236: Holloway vs. Poirier 2

    Maybe Ovinth should move to heavyweight.
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    UFC 236: Holloway vs. Poirier 2

    I didn't think of injury, although that's a possibility. I mean, he usually does groundwork but he mixes it up more.
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    UFC 236: Holloway vs. Poirier 2

    Does Ovinth usually fight like this? I honestly can't remember seeing him this grapple-heavy.
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    UFC 236: Holloway vs. Poirier 2

    Buttstuff is the most effective of the traditional martial arts.
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    UFC 236: Holloway vs. Poirier 2

    Turner needs to finish Fazoli if he wants the W. Goddard just isn't a point taker it seems.
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    UFC 236: Holloway vs. Poirier 2

    He wasn't kicked directly in the eye socket. The announcers are lying and they already doctored the video back in the truck.
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    UFC 236: Holloway vs. Poirier 2

    Faking dooshnozzle. He wasn't hurt that bad.
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    Dillashaw USADA'd for EPO - Merged Threads

    I can respect EPO. Granted, it's not as cool as some old school 1980's WWF anabolic steroid, but it's way better than some lame diuretic or estrogen blocker. Of course if you really don't want to get caught, you can try autologous blood doping, which is much more difficult to detect. https://www.wada-ama.org/en/questions-answers/blood-doping
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