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#1 Spartacus__

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 11:54 AM

This cutie is a top BJJ practioner, and now she's moving to MMA. Perhaps she's a little big for BW but she could cut weight with Barão

 

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Good luck with your armbar, Ronda. She's also way better looking than you

 

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 11:56 AM

lol Ronda would get murked


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 11:58 AM

Ronda would snap those arms off, muscle don't mean ****
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Posted 03 August 2014 - 12:00 PM

Ronda would snap those arms off, muscle don't mean ****

 

Fight me

 

 

 

 

 

Wait, no. Fight her

 

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 12:02 PM

Fight me
 
 
 
 
 
Wait, no. Fight her
 
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I fight you, no way I'm fighting that freak!!!!!!
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Posted 03 August 2014 - 12:03 PM

There would be no shame in running from a **** like that
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Posted 03 August 2014 - 12:03 PM

I fight you, no way I'm fighting that freak!!!!!!

 

Fight Eclipse


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 12:09 PM

Fight Eclipse


I'll fight any man if it means I don't have to fight her!!!!!
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Posted 03 August 2014 - 12:11 PM

I suppose if Ronda wanted to give up an 85 lbs weight disadvantage and fight this **** at rumbleweight she might have to worry, and by worry I mean decide if she wanted to KO her in under a minute or armbar her. 


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 12:16 PM

I suppose if Ronda wanted to give up an 85 lbs weight disadvantage and fight this **** at rumbleweight she might have to worry, and by worry I mean decide if she wanted to KO her in under a minute or armbar her. 

**** off troll

 

Ronda sucks, she only wins because she fights smaller girls that she can ragdoll

 

hence why she ducked cyborg


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 12:22 PM

**** off troll
 
Ronda sucks, she only wins because she fights smaller girls that she can ragdoll
 
hence why she ducked cyborg


Lol she offered to fight cyroid in the carpark, cyroid didn't show up
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#12 Spartacus__

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 01:22 PM

If Ronda can make BW, Garcia can make BW


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 01:23 PM

Damn that **** nasty
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Posted 03 August 2014 - 01:23 PM

she is so **** sexy


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 01:24 PM

**** you all talkin ****


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 01:26 PM

And Honda would kill that bish
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Posted 03 August 2014 - 01:28 PM

And Honda would kill that bish

You're a retarded idiot if you truly believe that. Gabi would body honda in a beauty pageant and an MMA bout.


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 01:34 PM

You're a retarded idiot if you truly believe that. Gabi would body honda in a beauty pageant and an MMA bout.


You just called someone a retarded idiot, how did that feel tough guy?

Ronda is unbeatable
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Posted 03 August 2014 - 01:36 PM

You just called someone a retarded idiot, how did that feel tough guy?

Ronda is unbeatable

 

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 01:37 PM

You're a retarded idiot if you truly believe that. Gabi would body honda in a beauty pageant and an MMA bout.


The only person in MMA that could beat Honda right now is Nick
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Posted 03 August 2014 - 01:38 PM

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I'd tap DAT ****
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Posted 03 August 2014 - 01:45 PM

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 01:54 PM

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She was never caught cheating

 

Although there's a report about athlete commision members gone missing lately...


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 02:02 PM

She'll never make anything below 185 so i don't see the problem. She'd have a hard time making it to 205 not to mention pissing hot. 


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 02:02 PM

You just called someone a retarded idiot, how did that feel tough guy?

Ronda is unbeatable

Feels good, man.

 

How are you, Richard?


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 02:03 PM

Feels good, man.
 
How are you, Richard?


Doing good my friend, how are you?

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 02:07 PM

Doing good my friend, how are you?

Not bad, I'm about to go grocery shopping. Do you recommend anything?


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 02:10 PM

Ronda would snap those arms off, muscle don't mean ****

She has skills too but i still think Ronda could catch her but she would have to create chaos and use her speed to catch her in transition & not get smothered. I do think Gabi could potentially beat her though, she uses her weight well, she's high level & technical but her smothering style along with her strength is a bad match-up for Ronda and can shut her down because Ronda isn't near as good when she's not able to overwhelm people to create that needed chaos. 



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Posted 03 August 2014 - 02:15 PM

She has skills too but i still think Ronda could catch her but she would have to create chaos and use her speed to catch her in transition & not get smothered. I do think Gabi could potentially beat her though, she uses her weight well, she's high level & technical but her smothering style along with her strength is a bad match-up for Ronda and can shut her down because Ronda isn't near as good when she's not able to overwhelm people to create that needed chaos.


Problem Gabi will have is the weight cut IMHO, and Ronda will have a significant speed advantage. I just don't see her being able to cope with someone as quick, agile and highly skilled like Ronda.

If I'm wrong then fair play to Gabi

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 02:16 PM

Not bad, I'm about to go grocery shopping. Do you recommend anything?


Nope, go with your heart young buck. Heart is never wrong!
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Posted 03 August 2014 - 02:17 PM

She'll never make anything below 185 so i don't see the problem. She'd have a hard time making it to 205 not to mention pissing hot. 

 

I find it amusing that you're actually arguing.


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 02:29 PM

She was never caught cheating

 

Although there's a report about athlete commision members gone missing lately...

 

She ate them. 


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 02:42 PM

Problem Gabi will have is the weight cut IMHO, and Ronda will have a significant speed advantage. I just don't see her being able to cope with someone as quick, agile and highly skilled like Ronda.

If I'm wrong then fair play to Gabi

I was coming at it just asuming they go old school UFC/Vale Tudo because realistically they will never face each other outside of on the street, Or one of them shows up to the other's gym demanding to spar full contact or they compete in a BJJ match in the absolute division. 

 

There is no way Gabi can make the cut. She's like 6 foot 3-4 & walks around at like 225-35 or more, she'd have a hard time making LHW. 


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 02:43 PM

The only way they will ever face each other is on the street, Or one of them shows up to the other's gym demanding to spar full contact or they compete in a BJJ match in the absolute division. 
 
There is no way Gabi can make the cut. She's like walks around at like 225-35 or more, she have a hard time making LHW.


I know man, but it would be interesting to go back to the old days where size didn't matter and see this fight

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 02:47 PM

Female Tyson would KO that ****


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 02:54 PM

I know man, but it would be interesting to go back to the old days where size didn't matter and see this fight

It would definitely be interesting. In pure grappling i think Ronda stands a decent shot at winning and might even tap her. 

 

In MMA/NHB/Valetudo i think it would look a lot like Mark Kerr ( Gabi ) vs. Fabio Gurgel ( Ronda ). lol


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 03:11 PM

Thats a light heavy weight though..


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 03:24 PM

lol lets have Aldo fight Jon Jones while we're at it. 


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 03:30 PM

lol lets have Aldo fight Jon Jones while we're at it. 

the old days where good times homie, that would be a sick fight!!!!


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 03:39 PM

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 03:46 PM

the old days where good times homie, that would be a sick fight!!!!

Yeah but the old days didn't have elites fighters like Jon or Aldo. The old days Tito was elite.  :lol:


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 03:47 PM

Yeah but the old days didn't have elites fighters like Jon or Aldo. The old days Tito was elite.  :lol:

come on now lol


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 04:31 PM

come on now lol

Lol i hate Tito with a passion so any shot i can get in is a good one. 


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 06:50 PM

They made weight classes to protect people like Ronda from people like Gabi its not 1993 anymore guys everyone knows submissions exist. Look at what happened to Maldonado when he fought Stipe and that was a one weight class jump Gabi is literally twice the size of Ronda. All these people acting like Ronda has a chance when she is outweigh by 110lbs and has a 7in height disadvantage its like saying TJ could armbar Roy Nelson because Roy isn't a contender and TJ is champ.



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Posted 03 August 2014 - 06:57 PM

They made weight classes to protect people like Ronda from people like Gabi its not 1993 anymore guys everyone knows submissions exist. Look at what happened to Maldonado when he fought Stipe and that was a one weight class jump Gabi is literally twice the size of Ronda. All these people acting like Ronda has a chance when she is outweigh by 110lbs and has a 7in height disadvantage its like saying TJ could armbar Roy Nelson because Roy isn't a contender and TJ is champ.

 

TJ would **** Roy up, Roy is way too slow and the height and reach isn't even that far off. TJ would put on a muay thai clinic while Roy spammed right hands.

 

And don't get me wrong, I love me some GOAT country, but let's be real, Roy would never touch TJ.


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 07:01 PM

TJ would **** Roy up, Roy is way too slow and the height and reach isn't even that far off. TJ would put on a muay thai clinic while Roy spammed right hands.

 

And don't get me wrong, I love me some GOAT country, but let's be real, Roy would never touch TJ.

The right hand is inevitable

 

Your just mad that Roy smashes your favourite fighters


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 07:34 PM

Did Big Foot replace his testosterone with estrogen?


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Posted 03 August 2014 - 07:52 PM

is it on TRT ASWELL?...what is it with the Brazillians?...and the others down south?...UFC and the atheletic commission say no to drugs?...lol


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