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Not Freddie van Halen's Thread about cricket and other GOAT commonwealth sports. Congratulations England on winning the cricket world cup. Next up: Rugby World Cup

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with names like that, you cant honestly tell my that any of them would ever be allowed to fly on a united states airline without first getting selected for a 'random' secondary inspection

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4 hours ago, -idyb- said:

god damn. just noticed that we've also got 2 Ahmed's on the team. thats 2 ahmed's, 4 mohammad's, 2 ali's, and 2 khan's.

with only a small roster yet almost everybody shares a same name, i would only have to assume that incest is legal in pakistan

I think it's also encouraged. 

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7 hours ago, -idyb- said:

i would only have to assume that incest is legal in pakistan

lol, there are genuine health concerns amongst some Pakistanis due to inbreeding 

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3 hours ago, crangs said:

lol, there are genuine health concerns amongst some Pakistanis due to inbreeding 

i'll be sure to bring this up the next time a telemarketing scammer calls me.

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sad day to be a fan of pakistani cricket.  our game yesterday got cancelled without a ball bowled. sti lanka are a bunch of pu$$ies

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21 hours ago, -idyb- said:

and the 2nd game got moved too. apparently the rain is so heavy that it washes out a game two days away

Yeah... it's not gone well!!

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@OzStraya is it true the afl grand final can be found on pronhub such was the fisting?

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6 hours ago, crangs said:

@OzStraya is it true the afl grand final can be found on pronhub such was the fisting?

tomorrow you'll be able to find the canada vs new zealand game in the humiliation category over at pornhub

 

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On 10/1/2019 at 11:43 AM, -idyb- said:

tomorrow you'll be able to find the canada vs new zealand game in the humiliation category over at pornhub

 

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god damn. now thats the kind of pounding that requires a pornhub premium account to watch.

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alright fellas todays the big day. i got my cheese head and my boom boom afridi jersey on. my body has never been so ready for this HUGE cricket game.  go paki's go!

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1 hour ago, -idyb- said:

alright fellas todays the big day. i got my cheese head and my boom boom afridi jersey on. my body has never been so ready for this HUGE cricket game.  go paki's go!

 Good luck mate. You can clinch the series today. That would be massive

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well we still got a shot at it.   just gotta dry out my crying towel. sad day to be a fan of pakistani cricket.

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its been a really bad week to be a fan of pakistani cricket :( :( :(   but next month we're gonna get our revenge on australia for what they did to us in the world cup

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also a bad week to be a fan of our national canadian rugby team.    how the hell do we lose to south africa?  people from africa cant even afford to buy equipment.

oh wait nvm theyre playing rugby. they dont need equipment for that.

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1 hour ago, -idyb- said:

also a bad week to be a fan of our national canadian rugby team.    how the hell do we lose to south africa?  people from africa cant even afford to buy equipment.

oh wait nvm theyre playing rugby. they dont need equipment for that.

 If it's any consolation, you would also lose heavily to them at cricket. 

All about Canada v Namibia mate. Playing for pride!

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Scotland getting kicked out if the tournament due to bad weather would be particularly galling to them considering they go to work in shorts and a vest top in the depths of winter according to some of them 😂

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1 hour ago, crangs said:

Scotland getting kicked out if the tournament due to bad weather would be particularly galling to them considering they go to work in shorts and a vest top in the depths of winter according to some of them 😂

IMO, that typhoon has done them a favour- Japan would have run them ragged. 

Shame you go out in this way though. 

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13 minutes ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

IMO, that typhoon has done them a favour- Japan would have run them ragged. 

Shame you go out in this way though. 

Scotland by 20 if they do play

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Absolute bull**** about this typhoon.. I had a whole pub day of rugby on the saturday planned lol. And ye i will be so mad if the scotland game gets cancelled too. We are gonna creampie those japs.

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1 hour ago, RadLad said:

Absolute bull**** about this typhoon.. I had a whole pub day of rugby on the saturday planned lol. And ye i will be so mad if the scotland game gets cancelled too. We are gonna creampie those japs.

I Hope it gets played. 

They will batter you mate 😁

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8 hours ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

 If it's any consolation, you would also lose heavily to them at cricket. 

All about Canada v Namibia mate. Playing for pride!

if we lose that one i will have no choice but to denounce my canadian citizenship

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On 10/10/2019 at 4:34 PM, Bubba_Sparks said:

I Hope it gets played. 

They will batter you mate 😁

game is on!

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Namibia is lucky they had to cancel the rugby game because of the typhoon. Canada was coming to push their shit in. It would have been our first world win in the world cup since 2011.

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As is traditional with Scotland now out I will be supporting whoever is playing England over all remaining fixtures😂.

 Image result for australia rugby fans gif

 

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17 hours ago, OzStraya said:

LOL

 

RIP Jolldan :(

 

 

Bubba, we finna go to war again m8. May the biggest can lose.  

 

 

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 It's more a SF than a QF tbf, but that's what you get for being garbage against Wales!

@Jolldan... kinda glad that bitterness is once again your only ally at the quarter final stages. Pretty underwhelming tournament from your boys. Just never showed up. 

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20 minutes ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

 It's more a SF than a QF tbf, but that's what you get for being garbage against Wales!

@Jolldan... kinda glad that bitterness is once again your only ally at the quarter final stages. Pretty underwhelming tournament from your boys. Just never showed up. 

@Bubba_Sparks You just don't get it, it's not even bitterness its more like law, any Scotsman found to be supporting the English is immediately expatriated. (sorry bro can't risk getting sent down south they seem far too stab happy) 

In all honesty if Scotland went I had promised my support to the Argentineans but there gone as well now.

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43 minutes ago, Jolldan said:

@Bubba_Sparks You just don't get it, it's not even bitterness its more like law, any Scotsman found to be supporting the English is immediately expatriated. (sorry bro can't risk getting sent down south they seem far too stab happy) 

In all honesty if Scotland went I had promised my support to the Argentineans but there gone as well now.

Lol, trust me, i totally get it. The same rule applies to any English rugby fan cheering for Wales or Ireland. 

Weirdly though, it's okay to cheer for Scotland so i was kinda disappointed you rolled over against Ireland. 

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18 hours ago, Jolldan said:

As is traditional with Scotland now out I will be supporting whoever is playing England over all remaining fixtures😂.

 Image result for australia rugby fans gif

 

the moment they said the Japanese waded through flood waters to get to the training ground while Scotland ran around a ballroom i knew my prediction of Scotland by 20+ was fooked beyond recognition.  The admins threatening legal action and spouting off any chance they got just heaped extra pressure on the team as well to create that perfect storm of mediocrity 

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With my terrible track record I cannot possibly commit treason by betting on this upcoming semifinal, @Bubba_Sparks.  The best I can do is wish each team well and hope the best team in black wins...

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10 minutes ago, crangs said:

With my terrible track record I cannot possibly commit treason by betting on this upcoming semifinal, @Bubba_Sparks.  The best I can do is wish each team well and hope the best team in black wins...

Lol. I was ready to start booking the open top bus after we battered the Aussies. 

Then i saw you guys....i still think you're on another level to anyone else. 

Should be a cracker. Shame it's not the final but any WC match against the ABs is special. Have a nasty feeling this won't be much better than the last time we met in the knockout stages though. 

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10 minutes ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

Lol. I was ready to start booking the open top bus after we battered the Aussies. 

Then i saw you guys....i still think you're on another level to anyone else. 

Should be a cracker. Shame it's not the final but any WC match against the ABs is special. Have a nasty feeling this won't be much better than the last time we met in the knockout stages though. 

what you guys do you do very very well.  It'll be hard to break down.  If we can get off to a good start like we did today it might be hard for you guys to come back.  Much like the Aussies found it hard to chase the game but unlike the Aussies I wouldn't write you off after 20 minutes like I did today. 

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1 hour ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

Lol.

Ireland being consistently mediocre at world cups makes me very happy. 

Sorry @stehilton94.

No need to apologize, we were ****ing shocking, we got to the quarters due to a poor group, simple as that, Japan slapped us around and NZ just **** slapped us back to reality

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On 10/14/2019 at 5:58 PM, Jolldan said:

@Bubba_Sparks You just don't get it, it's not even bitterness its more like law, any Scotsman found to be supporting the English is immediately expatriated. (sorry bro can't risk getting sent down south they seem far too stab happy) 

In all honesty if Scotland went I had promised my support to the Argentineans but there gone as well now.

lol it's true, I'm even 1/4 english and I'm supporting Japan now. 

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underarm bowling should be a standard in cricket

nobody throws an bowling ball overarm and calls it bowling.

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1 hour ago, -idyb- said:

underarm bowling should be a standard in cricket

nobody throws an bowling ball overarm and calls it bowling.

 Really they should just roll it along the floor... although that famously happened once and people got a bit upset. 

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24 minutes ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

 Really they should just roll it along the floor... although that famously happened once and people got a bit upset. 

apparently it was the most disgraceful act in all of cricket. until the brits came along and cheated their way to the 2019 world cup anyways.

 

 

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54 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

apparently it was the most disgraceful act in all of cricket. until the brits came along and cheated their way to the 2019 world cup anyways.

 

 

It just wasn't cricket. 

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oh yes it was. the debauchery was strong in this years cricket world cup.  the brits couldnt win so they made up their own rules on the fly.

if you support those kind of filthy practices then you should probably burn your union jack and denounce your citizenship

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9 hours ago, -idyb- said:

oh yes it was. the debauchery was strong in this years cricket world cup.  the brits couldnt win so they made up their own rules on the fly.

if you support those kind of filthy practices then you should probably burn your union jack and denounce your citizenship

There are no Brits in cricket.

It's England & Wales.

By the way, where are all the Aussies to congratulate England on their World Cup victory? Smh @OzStraya and @SavageTC

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