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Anyway, moving on from Oz's grief-stricken babbling, which looks awfully like ducking a bet to me, I'm kinda glad we've got our inevitable loss out of the way when there's still time to do something about it.  Far too much talk of England sweeping everyone before them, plus it looks as if the group stages will be competitive.

From what I've seen so far, it's still wide open.  On their day, England, Pakistan, Windies, Australia, India and New Zealand can beat anyone.  I don't see anyone from outside those 6 making the top 4.  Bit early, but I'm tipping Pakistan and New Zealand to miss out.

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7 minutes ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

Anyway, moving on from Oz's grief-stricken babbling, which looks awfully like ducking a bet to me, I'm kinda glad we've got our inevitable loss out of the way when there's still time to do something about it.  Far too much talk of England sweeping everyone before them, plus it looks as if the group stages will be competitive.

From what I've seen so far, it's still wide open.  On their day, England, Pakistan, Windies, Australia, India and New Zealand can beat anyone.  I don't see anyone from outside those 6 making the top 4.  Bit early, but I'm tipping Pakistan and New Zealand to miss out.

 

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12 minutes ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

I'm kinda glad we've got our inevitable loss out of the way when there's still time to do something about it. 

oh dont you worry about it. we've got plenty more of those ass kickings to give out to you in the near future.

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team green and a dream baby!

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Ive been in the process of moving so unfortunately havent had a chance to watch any of the matches. I tink were plying India at the moment. Hopefully its a good match and we get a win.

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team green is climbing up the standings.  we're coming for you aussies on wednesday. pepper your angus m8

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Decent game today.  I don't think many will score so highly against that Aussie attack, but it was a pretty feeble chase in the end.  

I reckon the games on Wednesday/Thursday/Friday will be quite decisive.  Australia v Pakistan, India v New Zealand and England v West Indies - the 6 teams fighting for the top 4 spots IMO.

Tournament building nicely.

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i hope you got your crying towel ready @crangs and @SavageTC

straya about to get that angus diggled harder than a $2 hooker on coupon night

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13 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

i hope you got your crying towel ready @crangs and @SavageTC

straya about to get that angus diggled harder than a $2 hooker on coupon night

 weather in England has been garbage this week. I think it's going to be a rain affected draw...

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20 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

i hope you got your crying towel ready @crangs and @SavageTC

straya about to get that angus diggled harder than a $2 hooker on coupon night

Username bet 1 month kunt

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im down for a 1 mont av or sig bet. im not fukking with my username until i end up posting another picture of birthday cake and get myself banned again

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3 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

im down for a 1 mont av or sig bet. im not fukking with my username until i end up posting another picture of birthday cake and get myself banned again

Weak bish. AV it is. 1 month.  You're Imam Ul-Fuhqd m8 

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you guys are about to get fakhar'd up m8

and his name is literally pronounced "fucker"   at least by the announcers the other week when England got pied

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Just now, -idyb- said:

you guys are about to get fakhar'd up m8

and his name is literally pronounced "fucker"   at least by the announcers the other week when England got pied

Listen, there's only one green and gold team and it's not some smelly warmongering iraqistani foglets OK?  

 

Your new AV will be that cake btw :D

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i dont know whether you will rock a gsp or a team pakistan avatar

something like this has so much avatar worthy highlights to crop out for you, but i'm sure i can find something even more appropriate for you when i scroll down a little

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24 minutes ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

 weather in England has been garbage this week. I think it's going to be a rain affected draw...

Honestly,  why do they ever bother having major sports tournaments that can be cancelled by rain on that silly little island?  

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24 minutes ago, OzStraya said:

Honestly,  why do they ever bother having major sports tournaments that can be cancelled by rain on that silly little island?  

Lol.

Added to the rustled by one weather report or less list. 

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i forget exactly what the term in cricket they use for those 6 point home runs is, but thats what team pakistan is gonna be raining down in Taunton, England today.

In the name of Team Green and Some Pakistani Fahker's Dream, I pray to the 3 Mohammad's and the two Ali's we have on our team that Australia brings down no wickets in team pakistans cricket. In Babar We Trust.

im pumped for this game fellas. i just wont be able to catch it so keep me posted

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42 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

i forget exactly what the term in cricket they use for those 6 point home runs is, but thats what team pakistan is gonna be raining down in Taunton, England today.

In the name of Team Green and Some Pakistani Fahker's Dream, I pray to the 3 Mohammad's and the two Ali's we have on our team that Australia brings down no wickets in team pakistans cricket. In Babar We Trust.

im pumped for this game fellas. i just wont be able to catch it so keep me posted

They're called 'sixes' m8 

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@-idyb- dont @me in strayan cricket, m8.  Get back to me tomorrow when the rain disappoints us all

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4 minutes ago, crangs said:

@-idyb- dont @me in strayan cricket, m8.  Get back to me tomorrow when the rain disappoints us all

damn bro i thought you fell off the bandwagon and switched allegiances to team Straya.  I know i probably would too if team pakistan just kicked our asses as badly as they did the other week

actually no, no i wouldnt. idyb is a paki for life.

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pakistan isnt bowling. they are blowing

to hell with ball tampering. nothing short of a god damn miracle is going to save us. im about ready to throw in the towel and switch allegiances to India. Mohammed Hafeez can't bowl his way out of a paper bag.

crangs you are right. i pray to the cricket gods that it rains heavilly and the match gets called off, just so they can put an end to my suffering and i wont have to endure seeing any more of this.

oh hell yeah we finally got one of those filthy bogans out of there. he pied us for 82 runs though.   this kind of chit probably wouldnt happen if i was cheering for India.  

my dream of team green just might be dead if we cant put our big boy pants on and go out there and play.

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lol if you think sobercuban is gonna come into a cricket thread.  you might have to find mcmod for that operation

and i aint rocking no avatar thats gonna get me banned m8

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18 minutes ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

Taunton is a peach of a pitch. Anything under 400 is chaseable. This is far from over. 

i call BS. i'm about ready to put on the new avatar already

in fact i bet i'll find a copy of this game uploaded to the humiliation section over at pornhub.  i think my world cup cricket dreams are officiallly over fellas

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3 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

i call BS. i'm about ready to put on the new avatar already

in fact i bet i'll find a copy of this game uploaded to the humiliation section over at pornhub.  i think my world cup cricket dreams are officiallly over fellas

Front runner so far 

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thats pretty fucking gay m8. i am praying to the cricket gods right now.  what the hell did i get myself into?

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2 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

thats pretty fucking gay m8. i am praying to the cricket gods right now.  what the hell did i get myself into?

It's the gayest Canadian non GSP thing I could find m8

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PS which legendary Mod is running around unfaltering you saying ****ing?  

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not a good day to be a fan of team pakistan cricket. i should be watching this with a brown paper bag over my head.

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alright we might actually have a chance after all.  time to bring out the corked bats

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fakhar is out before he can even get a run in.  what the fakh is this crap?

it truly is a sad day for the entire nation of pakistan, and idyb.  alright Babar. its all on you now.

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32 minutes ago, OzStraya said:

In a "wheels are falling off" sense perhaps

Lol. You should be thanking me mate, I think i posted that when they needed 50 off 8 overs with 3 wickets left.

10 minutes later they were all out.

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1 hour ago, OzStraya said:

Here you go @-idyb-

the GOAT of One Day Cricket.  You're welcome

 

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i havent seen anything so retarded since i looked in the mirror

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i cant recall seeing my team choke this hard since game 7 of the 2011 stanley cup finals.

fuck you Pakistan. idyb is now all about Australian cricket.  Let's go Roo's!

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7 hours ago, OzStraya said:

Oh yes he most certainly did

motherfooker making all other arguments irrelevant up in here, lol

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8 hours ago, OzStraya said:

Oh yes he most certainly did

i dont even know who the hell that guy is and the avatar doesnt look homosexual to me so i figure i got off easy

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5 hours ago, -idyb- said:

WAR WINDY INDIES!

Yeah...it's not looking good for them mate.  We're cruising at the moment.

Injuries to Roy and Morgan are a bit of a worry though, especially as there's still about 37 matches left to play.

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nothing but bitter disappointment.  for every team i ever cheer for

well, except for the toronto raptors i guess

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