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#1 frankie_LnP_CAN

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 11:51 PM

Would you let TRT Belfort kick you in the balls? This should be a radio competition. Nuff said.

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 11:56 PM

Incredibly dumb/pathetic thread. 


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 12:03 AM

I'd pay for them


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 01:30 AM

get really drunk, put on my kevlar vest and bring a jerry can of gasoline to watch the event

 

hell thats how people in vancouver seem to enjoy watching canucks hockey games during the playoffs


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 01:46 AM

I would have sex with the current version of Arianny Celeste to get a ticket for UFC 178 Jones vs Cormier....

Urrrgh, Yes I am really a disgusting human being, I know.



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Posted 09 August 2014 - 04:01 AM

I'd pay for them


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 04:22 AM

lol, paying for the UFC?

 

you ****s be crazy.


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 04:54 AM

I have been to a couple, and I would rather watch it on a big screen, HD tv.  It's a better view.  Sorry.



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Posted 09 August 2014 - 05:35 AM

I would have sex with the current version of Arianny Celeste

 

BAN HIM!!


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 06:06 AM

Ask my mom to pay for them

Get a job bum


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 06:09 AM

Get a job bum

 

he's only like 15.


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 06:48 AM

Bang Ronda


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 06:58 AM

Eat poop



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Posted 09 August 2014 - 07:30 AM

Bang a five.


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 08:10 AM

Bang Ronda

 

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 08:49 AM

I would punch a baby to sit ringside for Diaz/Silva. Not my baby, but someone's baby.


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 01:37 PM

i'd give my hard earned money to that sick money hungry druglord known as dana white.


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 01:39 PM

WTG just told me that he would suck any of you guys off if he could get tickets to the next Weidman fight.


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 01:42 PM

WTG just told me that he would suck any of you guys off if he could get tickets to the next Weidman fight.

idyb, usually I stick to the spam threads, but I know you'd be interested in this.
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There is only one legend on the forum that is 6'8"

 

Haven't even talked to you for weeks. I'm glad to know you're still rustled about something I said though.

 


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 01:43 PM

WTG just told me that he would suck any of you guys off if he could get tickets to the next Weidman fight.

 

@ Gabri


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 01:45 PM

waikru just told me that he would be willing to plow ronda if he could get tickets to johnny hendroid's locker room so he could watch him get the needle stuck up his butt.


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#22 Sir_Wesley_of_Wells

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 01:45 PM

I would punch a baby to sit ringside for Diaz/Silva. Not my baby, but someone's baby.

Will Ferrell?

 

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 01:48 PM

waikru just told me that he would be willing to plow ronda if he could get tickets to johnny hendroid's locker room so he could watch him get the needle stuck up his butt.

 

LMFAO! I totally shattered your jimmies with a single post!

 

And your right, I totally would.


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 02:16 PM

LMFAO! I totally shattered your jimmies with a single post!

 

And your right, I totally would.

 

 

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 04:02 PM

I'd probably get on TRT and then fap to shemales
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Posted 09 August 2014 - 04:46 PM

They have to pay me to go to one. 


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 05:19 PM

They have to pay me to go to one. 

They don't have enough to pay me to go to one of those god awful TUF China finale cards.


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There is only one legend on the forum that is 6'8"

 

Haven't even talked to you for weeks. I'm glad to know you're still rustled about something I said though.

 


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 07:28 PM

 F THAT!!! I would stay the f home and watch it in the comfort of my home and big screen like most smart peeps, DUMBEST THREAD EVER STARTED !!!



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Posted 09 August 2014 - 09:44 PM

The craziest thing Id do is probably save the money for the tickets. If ticket prices werent so retardedly high for decent seats Id probably try to catch one. However, I enjoy sitting around with friends, drinking eating and being able to be myself for a massive fraction of the price of admission.


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 01:37 AM

WTG just told me that he would suck any of you guys off if he could get tickets to the next Weidman fight.

 

 

hey @weidmanthegoat

 

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im ready


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 01:40 AM

They don't have enough to pay me to go to one of those god awful TUF China finale cards.

 

for the money you would have to pay just to watch it on fight pass, its probably cheaper just to get tickets and fly over to china, maybe even bang some fine chinese hookers while youre at it.


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 01:51 AM

for the money you would have to pay just to watch it on fight pass, its probably cheaper just to get tickets and fly over to china, maybe even bang some fine chinese hookers while youre at it.

I have better things to do than watch random Chinese guys with 1-1 records wing looping punches at each other for eight minutes until they both gas out.

 

That is not entertainment as far as I'm concerned.


There is only one legend on the forum that is 6'8"

 

Haven't even talked to you for weeks. I'm glad to know you're still rustled about something I said though.

 


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 02:03 AM

true that.  you can always watch replays of gsp fights.



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Posted 10 August 2014 - 02:10 AM

true that.  you can always watch replays of gsp fights.

I watched GSP beat up Hendricks last night in between that friggin horrible WSOF that was on.


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There is only one legend on the forum that is 6'8"

 

Haven't even talked to you for weeks. I'm glad to know you're still rustled about something I said though.

 


#35 TheSinisterUrge

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Posted 11 August 2014 - 01:23 PM

Will Ferrell?

 

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Posted 11 August 2014 - 01:24 PM

I'd pay for them

^This is as crazy as i would get too


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 01:28 PM

waikru just told me that he would be willing to plow ronda if he could get tickets to johnny hendroid's locker room so he could watch him get the needle stuck up his butt.

 

I would watch Johnny Hendricks stick a needle in his butt just to plow Ronda Rowsey. 

 

Any man on this forum who would honestly not bang Ronda given the chance is a **** stabber.


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 01:41 PM

I would watch Johnny Hendricks stick a needle in his butt just to plow Ronda Rowsey. 

 

Any man on this forum who would honestly not bang Ronda given the chance is a **** stabber.

keep your low standards to yourself


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 01:45 PM

keep your low standards to yourself

 

^likes guys.


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 01:48 PM

^likes guys.

^likes men with vaginas


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 01:51 PM

^LMFAO


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 02:01 PM

^likes men with vaginas

 Best of both worlds homie. Watch football, get ****, drink beers and no talking about feelings.


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 02:13 PM

 Best of both worlds homie. Watch football, get ****, drink beers and no talking about feelings.

Until it breaks your arm while you're sleeping.


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There is only one legend on the forum that is 6'8"

 

Haven't even talked to you for weeks. I'm glad to know you're still rustled about something I said though.

 


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 02:22 PM

Until it breaks your arm while you're sleeping.

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Posted 11 August 2014 - 06:56 PM

Until it breaks your arm while you're sleeping.

 

I regret nothing.


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 06:57 PM

armbars your kock

 

Her handy game is black belt level.


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I would sell some of my cats.

 

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