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#1 waikru

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 11:57 AM

Jones has now come to his own and is expressing his true gangsta nature. At a Q&A, a fan yelled something so offensive, Jones actually offered to engage in his second street fight in two days.

 

"Come up here and say it to my face, I dare you," Jones shouted.

 

He also stated this about his opponent......

 

"I'm going to make him my wife," Jones said. "You're going to be Mrs. Jones for the night. I'm going to rub on that big old belly and you're going to like it."

 

What do you think of the new Jon Jones? Is he too gangsta for you or do you know how to appreciate a true gangsta when you see one?

 


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 11:59 AM

Uggh...  I hope DC grounds and destroys him.



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Posted 09 August 2014 - 12:00 PM

post the q&A meng

 

and the time plox


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 12:01 PM

Uggh...  I hope DC grounds and destroys him.

 

He already had his chance and got pulverized in less than a minute. 


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 12:03 PM

And this what he had to say to Dave Sholler at the Q&A:

 

"Anybody but Dave Sholler," Jones said. "Come here Dave -- dude you sucked yesterday, where were you? From now on you do the women's face-off. I think Ronda (Rousey) would have done the same thing if not worse."


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 12:05 PM

He already had his chance and got pulverized in less than a minute. 

 

You are talking about the press conference scuffle?  Meaningless.  I can't wait for this fight.



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Posted 09 August 2014 - 12:07 PM

post the q&A meng

 

and the time plox

http://video.search....r87&age=0&&tt=b


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 12:08 PM

You are talking about the press conference scuffle?  Meaningless.  I can't wait for this fight.

 

DC didn't think it was meaningless. He was totally butthurt. 


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 12:12 PM

DC didn't think it was meaningless. He was totally butthurt. 

 

DC is playing possum.  He still has the punching power of a heavyweight and olympic-grade wrestling.  There is no way he is going into that fight believing he will not win.  He is going to hurt Jones.



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Posted 09 August 2014 - 12:26 PM

DC is playing possum.  He still has the punching power of a heavyweight and olympic-grade wrestling.  There is no way he is going into that fight believing he will not win.  He is going to hurt Jones.

I don't believe DC has true dynamite KO power. I mean he can hit hard at very short range but he doesn't have that blacksplosive speed kills punching from a distance which he'll need to catch Jon. 

 

I do believe he can take Jon down and smoother but over the course of 5 rounds Jon at some point i see Jon working him in the clinch with strikes, work him on the outside with stomps and elbows and when DC is ripe he will up the pace too high for DC and if he ends up on top he will change his face into elephant man real fast and might even tap him. 


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 02:09 PM

Agreed with StompGride.

 

Cormier will be a poorer version of Evans in that fight. He does not posses the explosive footwork to get inside with a fast punch.

Evans is a lot faster on his feet and wasn't even able to attempt a single takedown.

 

And even IF Cormier takes Jones down - so what then?

He laid on top of the MW Dan Henderson for 3 rounds and barely did and GnP. Cormier is no Fedor on the ground. He doesn't jump on the guy like a tiger to smash his head, nor is he able to pull a submission in any situation like he should. His sub attempts against Hendo were clumsy, and he missed a lot of opportunities he shouldn't have.

 

And Jones isn't a 43 year old 5'11", 198lbs middleweight, he is a 6'5" 230lbs heavyweight with the speed of a light heavyweight. You either do brutal damage right away or go for a sub right away or you will be swept for a session of hellbows.


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 02:12 PM

I don't believe DC has true dynamite KO power. I mean he can hit hard at very short range but he doesn't have that blacksplosive speed kills punching from a distance which he'll need to catch Jon. 

 

I do believe he can take Jon down and smoother but over the course of 5 rounds Jon at some point i see Jon working him in the clinch with strikes, work him on the outside with stomps and elbows and when DC is ripe he will up the pace too high for DC and if he ends up on top he will change his face into elephant man real fast and might even tap him. 

 He won't need to Macheatah style as JONES has went over the coocoos nest. Jones will charge all DC has to do is catch him off balance like he did coffee shop boy cummins.


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 02:13 PM

My favorite was when he was on SportsNation and he told DC that he hopes he has a happy pregnancy.

 

Goddamn that **** is thuggin.


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There is only one legend on the forum that is 6'8"

 

Haven't even talked to you for weeks. I'm glad to know you're still rustled about something I said though.

 


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 02:18 PM

My favorite was when he was on SportsNation and he told DC that he hopes he has a happy pregnancy.

 

Goddamn that **** is thuggin.

 If you into stuff like false promoting because before he was a wall flower. JJ grew up with both parents and a college future like pappa doc. His luck and cheating tactics mixxed with deer in head light contenders equls this epic end. Humpty dumpty about to fall


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 02:19 PM

Quit yo jibber-jabber and get on over to the cricket thread. Surely a philosopher like yourself Pakal is an officianado of the beautiful game?

 

 

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 02:21 PM

 If you into stuff like false promoting because before he was a wall flower. JJ grew up with both parents and a college future like pappa doc. His luck and cheating tactics mixxed with deer in head light contenders equls this epic end. Humpty dumpty about to fall

 

Lies!!!!!!

 

Don't try to diminish the difficulties he's had in life.


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 02:22 PM

I don't always forum MMA but when i do i do it at the MECCA of mma ZUFFA forums. That is all but thanks for the offer.


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 02:27 PM

Ah well,it's a shame. Your flowery prose is wasted on these more mundane threads. The bard would be proud.

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 02:34 PM

Ah well,it's a shame. Your flowery prose is wasted on these more mundane threads. The bard would be proud.

Awwwww ****. This dude speaks Pakalese.

 

We finally got another translator!


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There is only one legend on the forum that is 6'8"

 

Haven't even talked to you for weeks. I'm glad to know you're still rustled about something I said though.

 


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 02:34 PM

Awwwww ****. This dude speaks Pakalese.

 

We finally got another translator!

 Open minded peoples don't always agree but we RECOGNIZE.


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 03:00 PM

Ai! Those who use their words as tools,not weapons,will always admire a master craftsman's handiwork. For those remaining in the kingdom of the blind,the one-eyed man is still King.

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 03:09 PM

 Many many many KINGS.

 

 

 And for those with short attention spans try this 2 mins or so...

 


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 10:04 PM

Agreed with StompGride.

 

Cormier will be a poorer version of Evans in that fight. He does not posses the explosive footwork to get inside with a fast punch.

Evans is a lot faster on his feet and wasn't even able to attempt a single takedown.

 

And even IF Cormier takes Jones down - so what then?

He laid on top of the MW Dan Henderson for 3 rounds and barely did and GnP. Cormier is no Fedor on the ground. He doesn't jump on the guy like a tiger to smash his head, nor is he able to pull a submission in any situation like he should. His sub attempts against Hendo were clumsy, and he missed a lot of opportunities he shouldn't have.

 

And Jones isn't a 43 year old 5'11", 198lbs middleweight, he is a 6'5" 230lbs heavyweight with the speed of a light heavyweight. You either do brutal damage right away or go for a sub right away or you will be swept for a session of hellbows.

 

Pretty much how I see DC facing Jones ^



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Posted 10 August 2014 - 12:51 AM

I see Jones keeping DC at bay until he can land enough shots to stun him. Then he closes in and takes him down and boasts afterwards that he beat DC at wrestling.



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Posted 10 August 2014 - 06:09 AM

5:35 into the vid you see jj's weakness.


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 07:23 AM

My favorite was when he was on SportsNation and he told DC that he hopes he has a happy pregnancy.

 

Goddamn that **** is thuggin.


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 08:42 AM

 

My favorite was when he was on SportsNation and he told DC that he hopes he has a happy pregnancy.

 

Goddamn that **** is thuggin.

 

" A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough" Bruce Leegoat


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 10:58 AM

If that's "gansta" now there's another expression that has lost all its meaning.



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Posted 10 August 2014 - 01:58 PM

5:35 into the vid you see jj's weakness.

 

DC did a good job pretending to be weak because I'm sold


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