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#1 AxeMurduh

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Posted 10 August 2014 - 09:04 AM

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Posted 10 August 2014 - 09:11 AM

 Sad thing Karma usually comes around in unwanted ways. As JbJ will soon discover like columbus and America many there before.


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#3 Spartacus__

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Posted 10 August 2014 - 09:13 AM

He doesn't believe being a pedo, get a DUI, hit a pole, threaten someone to death and push a PR director against the back drop to hit someone outside of a fight is dirty either.


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 09:14 AM

threaten someone to death and push a PR director against the back drop to hit someone outside of a fight is dirty either.

those were in self defense

 

Cormier karate chopped his neck meng


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 09:17 AM

those were in self defense

 

Cormier karate chopped his neck meng

 He neck checked him nothing more. That's a defensive move not offensive.


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 09:39 AM

those were in self defense

 

True. Cormier was going to spit Jones to death


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 09:53 AM

It's like a child playing football inside a window shop and acting all surprised after he breaks 57 windows. "I didn't do it on purpose".

 

There are 2 kinds of accidents; the kind you can avoid by your own actions and the kind which you can't.

 

If you keep shoving your fingers (learn to make a fist Jon!) in your opponent's face constantly, it IS your fault when that finger inevitably pokes someone's eye. Simple as that.



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Posted 10 August 2014 - 10:30 AM

Whenever I see an eyepoke, I think of the horrific scenes when Karol Bielecki, Polish national handball player, was poked in the eye during a game. His eye literally spilled out of the socket...  He's been left with one eye ever since.
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Posted 10 August 2014 - 10:54 AM

So basically he said that thousands of fans are wrong and he has pocked the eyes of others many times accidentally .



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Posted 10 August 2014 - 10:55 AM

The JBJ "eye poke" = the GSP "grease" or "weight cutting" or "point fighting"

 

Its just what the losers talk about because they don't want to talk about getting whipped..



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Posted 10 August 2014 - 12:06 PM

Jon straight up told Cormier he was going to poke him in the eye in a recent interview they did together. 

 

He said it like he was kidding, but we all know he's going to. 


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 12:08 PM

Jon straight up told Cormier he was going to poke him in the eye in a recent interview they did together. 

 

He said it like he was kidding, but we all know he's going to. 

Round one, within the first two minutes. 


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 12:55 PM

Someone need to make him pay for that before he Yuki Nakai's someone. 



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Posted 10 August 2014 - 12:59 PM

You guys should consider crying more about Jon Jones, there isn't enough of that around here.


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 01:01 PM

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Posted 10 August 2014 - 01:06 PM

You guys should consider crying more about Jon Jones, there isn't enough of that around here.

 

Jon Jones said Dong is the worst fighter in the UFC.


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 01:30 PM

Jon Jones said Dong is the worst fighter in the UFC.

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Posted 10 August 2014 - 01:35 PM

Why the **** are you idiots still taling about Jones when Dong fights this month????


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 01:35 PM

Why the **** are you idiots still taling about Jones when Dong fights this month????

Because they're idiots.


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 01:38 PM

He also said that it's something he needs to work on and realizes that it needs to be fixed but let's stick with the quote that is out of context making Jones look like an ****.


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 01:46 PM

He also said that it's something he needs to work on and realizes that it needs to be fixed but let's stick with the quote that is out of context making Jones look like an ****.

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Posted 10 August 2014 - 01:51 PM

In life, nothing is illegal until you get arrested for it.

 

In MMA, eye poking is only illegal when the ref deducts a point. So while he does poke people in the eye, when has he ever been deducted a point?


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 02:03 PM

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Posted 10 August 2014 - 02:06 PM

Whenever I see an eyepoke, I think of the horrific scenes when Karol Bielecki, Polish national handball player, was poked in the eye during a game. His eye literally spilled out of the socket...  He's been left with one eye ever since.
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Posted 10 August 2014 - 02:09 PM

The JBJ "eye poke" = the GSP "grease" or "weight cutting" or "point fighting"

 

Its just what the losers talk about because they don't want to talk about getting whipped..

 

No, the JBJ "eye poke" is jones just being gangsta. GSP was just a fake **** cheater for pretending he was this honorable guy even though he cheated at every opportunity. GSP = biggest fake in UFC history


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 02:11 PM

He also said that it's something he needs to work on and realizes that it needs to be fixed but let's stick with the quote that is out of context making Jones look like an ****.

 

Dude mastered spinning elbows, but not poking every opponent in the eyes seven times each fight is just too difficult to pull off. 

 

Makes sense.


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 04:09 PM

He also said that it's something he needs to work on and realizes that it needs to be fixed but let's stick with the quote that is out of context making Jones look like an ****.

He is the GOAT of all ****


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 09:21 PM

Jones rapes u ****h **** nigas.


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 11:26 PM

Jones rapes u ****h **** nigas.

Jones has so many white women throwing themselves at him that he'd never need to rape anybody.

 

Except DC.


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Haven't even talked to you for weeks. I'm glad to know you're still rustled about something I said though.

 


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 08:59 AM

 Is this anything like his proffesional marketting side? You know the skill he had at being un known in general, and if not that known for being fake. I'M a proffesional daniel so now i will make you my wifey. That's shakespeare all day every day.

 Dudes so good at marketting people were yelling for Conor Mcgoat after the brawl... Can i have your auto graph and picture conor  lol 


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 09:04 AM

He's got a great PR department; DC identified it and JJ thanked him for it.  No flies on the bones, he somehow manages to make a poke in the eye sound like an act of grace.

 

Faker than a plastic tree but still a heck of a fighter and eye pokes will be one of the keys to victory against chubbs.



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Posted 11 August 2014 - 09:17 AM

You definitely aren't my alt. You gave it away when you went full Pakal.


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 09:20 AM

He's got a great PR department; DC identified it and JJ thanked him for it.  No flies on the bones, he somehow manages to make a poke in the eye sound like an act of grace.

 

Faker than a plastic tree but still a heck of a fighter and eye pokes will be one of the keys to victory against chubbs.

 You can take a donkey and have the best PR corp or group market it as a horse yet it's still a donkey. Jones is not a fan favorite and never has been, why because you can't make a donkey into a horse. Humbly speaking JJ is a wall flower.


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 09:22 AM

You definitely aren't my alt. You gave it away when you went full Pakal.

 The way you spit game makes me think you work for JJ's PR department. At first i thought you were a sock puppet or a nerd with a boring job and net access. But now it's clear JJ be paying you minimum wage to spread pro JJ junk.


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 09:23 AM

 The way you spit game makes me think you work for JJ's PR department. At first i thought you were a sock puppet or a nerd with a boring job and net access. But now it's clear JJ be paying you minimum wage to spread pro JJ junk.

Knee grow, my name is Jon Jones.


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 09:27 AM

Knee grow, my name is Jon Jones.

 That explains the gottin too part. My bad my bad i will try to go full liberal and lie more. I can't bash a fighter that could bash me that's illogical unless it's on the streets in my world.


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 09:30 AM

 You can take a donkey and have the best PR corp or group market it as a horse yet it's still a donkey. Jones is not a fan favorite and never has been, why because you can't make a donkey into a horse. Humbly speaking JJ is a wall flower.

This is mainly true, except that he'll always be a fan favourite with those who intrinsically don't like fan favourites, supporting JJ at the moment is a vote for the edge, for those who'd rather be the wolf than the sheep.


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 09:34 AM

This is mainly true, except that he'll always be a fan favourite with those who intrinsically don't like fan favourites, supporting JJ at the moment is a vote for the edge, for those who'd rather be the wolf than the sheep.

 At first i backed him and pro spammed the forum with his name. Then came the personality from papaDOCs hood.

 


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 09:37 AM

His old-peopling hobby is another reason to cheer for him.  I would love to sit and tell sad tales of the death of kings but i've got a run planned that won't do itself, so peace out.



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Posted 11 August 2014 - 09:42 AM

His old-peopling hobby is another reason to cheer for him.  I would love to sit and tell sad tales of the death of kings but i've got a run planned that won't do itself, so peace out.

 Just leave the asian lady out of it maybe get geriatric death row mems or molesters. Do the community good and on the way don't drink and drive while grooming minors please. Thank you ahead of time.


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 09:42 AM

Jones > The World.



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Posted 11 August 2014 - 10:06 AM

Who the hell watches handball?

It's a big sport over here.

 

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Posted 11 August 2014 - 10:13 AM

It's a big sport over here.

 

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Yeah, but that's just because Aggy Radwanska is your biggest sports star. 

 

If you guys were semi-athletic, you wouldn't care about handball.


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There is only one legend on the forum that is 6'8"

 

Haven't even talked to you for weeks. I'm glad to know you're still rustled about something I said though.

 


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 12:04 PM

 Just leave the asian lady out of it maybe get geriatric death row mems or molesters. Do the community good and on the way don't drink and drive while grooming minors please. Thank you ahead of time.

But apart from that, the perfect role model right? He even inspired me to grow a beard.



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Posted 11 August 2014 - 03:00 PM

Why isn't he constantly threatening oil checking people in the clinch or on the ground. Clearly that tactic can distract someone, make them hesitate of get them to move when they don't want to just like his eye poke tactic. 

 

Does he think threatening the oil check isn't dirty as well? and if he did threaten it would an oil check just happen? 


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 03:10 PM

But apart from that, the perfect role model right? He even inspired me to grow a beard.

 Yeah i want my kids to be like him.


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 03:16 PM

He'll never see it as a big problem until he gets his eye balls gouged for 5 rounds some day. That's how that works.


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 04:42 PM

JONES FINNA GET KTFO GUARANTEED

 

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Posted 11 August 2014 - 04:50 PM

Why isn't he constantly threatening oil checking people in the clinch or on the ground. Clearly that tactic can distract someone, make them hesitate of get them to move when they don't want to just like his eye poke tactic. 

 

Does he think threatening the oil check isn't dirty as well? and if he did threaten it would an oil check just happen? 

I don't know the answer to any of these questions, but as a forum, can we all agree to pray for an oil check?


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