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#1 sobercuban

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Posted 10 August 2014 - 11:33 AM

"The thing that he did that he got to be notorious for is that, every few days or every week or so, he would decide that it was time for this Brazilian naked wrestling contest. You would never know who the chosen one was, but what would happen when you least expect it, this 7-foot, 310-pound guy would turn the corner, and he would be stark naked and he would run right at you full speed, grab you, he would take you to the floor and then he would do about five rollovers with you. And he would always tell our trainers who it was going to be, so they were always prepared for it, but you never knew who it was going to be. Yes, I was a victim of this. I had to go to therapy a bit after that"

 

 

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lol ... the horror

 

 

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#2 cashfl0w

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Posted 10 August 2014 - 11:36 AM

Obviously groin kick would be the way to go.


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#3 sobercuban

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Posted 10 August 2014 - 11:39 AM

lol ... a room full of giant athletes ... and all they could do was hold on and pray for it to be over .. that cartoon cracks me up


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#4 sobercuban

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Posted 10 August 2014 - 11:40 AM

Obviously groin kick would be the way to go.

 


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#5 cashfl0w

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Posted 10 August 2014 - 11:44 AM

I swear to Christ I would bite that man. If he was wrestle**** me, I would be scratching and biting like a little kid.


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 12:10 PM

Someone needs to tell Shaq that's not what is meant by No Gi. 


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Posted 10 August 2014 - 07:48 PM

His submission of choice was the naked-rear choke.

#8 Weidman_The_Great_

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Posted 10 August 2014 - 07:58 PM

Wow holy **** he would easily Body cain.



#9 Yesterdays_Hero

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Posted 10 August 2014 - 10:43 PM

Shaq has a sbc


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Posted 11 August 2014 - 12:25 AM

ill **** grapple all of you forum felchers naked for $5


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#11 NetshadeX

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Posted 11 August 2014 - 01:46 AM

Fighting like that is all about who secures a sack twister first
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Posted 11 August 2014 - 10:53 PM

That's borderline **** weird. But also pretty funny


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