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#1 Traitor217

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 05:15 PM

Anyone who helps me is automatically entered into a draw to win one kick **** prize of which I will explain to you after I get my answers

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#2 StompGrind

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 05:26 PM

Jon Jones eats chicken with a side of watermelon and washes it down with bud light and for dessert he sniffs 16yr old cheerleader panties. In jan Jon will be eating crow followed shortly after eating baby food through a straw. 

 

Cain eats tacos with a side of re-fried beans and washes it down with Corona and for dessert he eats sugar skull cookies. 

 

As for the kick **** prize if i win i donate it to anyone else. They just need to give me their full name, date of birth and SSN. Current residence and email optional. 


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Posted 28 August 2014 - 07:20 PM

Brazilians.


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#4 cashfl0w

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 11:29 PM

Cain prefers smoked sausage.

 

Jonny Bones eats whatever the **** he wants. Just like any other lion in the jungle, ****.


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#5 I_would_bang_McGreGOAT

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 06:05 AM

I know that while in camp he eats a lot of salads and fish. I know this because he posts a lot of stupid **** pictures of it on twitter....


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Posted 29 August 2014 - 06:09 AM

example...

https://twitter.com/...406479327150083

https://twitter.com/...534169376055296

https://twitter.com/...140294176133121

https://twitter.com/...530518876155904


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#7 12er

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 07:34 AM

They both get all the protein they need from eating a bag of ****s every day. 


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#8 Spartacus__

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 07:58 AM

Brazilians.

 

Sounds accurate.


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#9 NoCakeForYaya

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 07:58 AM

You was setting yourself up for an obvious taco joke with the Cain thing man, c'mon, think it through. 



#10 Spartacus__

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 08:01 AM

Seriously, though, Jones only eats chicken, in order to cut weigh from his legs.

 

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#11 NoCakeForYaya

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 08:02 AM

Seriously, though, Jones only eats chicken, in order to cut weigh from his legs.

 

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Lol don't insult the chicken, it has far bigger legs than Jones. 



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Posted 29 August 2014 - 09:09 AM

Fake.



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Posted 29 August 2014 - 09:12 AM

What do I win?


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Posted 29 August 2014 - 09:16 AM

What do I win?

Hopefully a trip to the fountain of youth. 


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Home of a giant can.

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#15 cashfl0w

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 09:58 AM

Confirmed stupid **** pictures.


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