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#1 cashfl0w

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 01:30 AM

Sometimes when I'm not fully informed about fighters and their respective camps, I like to watch the countdown to learn more about them. Occasionally I've made posts about the things I learn from them, and now I would like to list a few of the things I learned from UFC 177's countdown.

 

1. TJ DillaGOAT is going to absolutely obliterate Barao. DillaGOAT post-hyperbaric chamber might be unstoppable.

 

2. Renan Barao is the first fighter in history to get hit in the face, end up veering from his gameplan and lose a fight because of it. (Or so he thinks apparently) Hey Renan, here's a quote for you...

 

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3. Barao had a segment where he said the Portuguese word for belt about 100 times in three minutes. He talked about how it's missing from his bed. How he thinks about it all the time. The belt isn't cheating on you, you welterweight. You lost it. You won't get it back either. 

 

4. Tony Ferguson might very well be the ****iest person alive. He talked in depth about the Kikuno fight. He claims to have said in training "wouldn't it be cool..." if he got Kikuno in a choke and then let him go, just to chase him down and KO him. Either that is utter nonsense, or his training partners want to hang themselves when they go home from listening to him all day.

 

5. Danny Castillo is in love with Pilates. He recanted his first experience with Pilates. He owns a Hot Pilates gym. I'm not exactly sure how to feel about all of that. So let's proceed as if it didn't happen.

 

6. Usually the countdown has six fighters. Even the UFC knows nobody cares about these people, so they refused to try to cram them down our throats in the countdown. This countdown had four fighters. Is that funny to anybody else?

 

 

Please discuss.


Edited by cashfl0w, 29 August 2014 - 01:33 AM.

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 01:47 AM

watered down card is going to be watered down.

 

I did like the countdown though, TJ and barao were already well known so nothing new, Castillo was weird with his pilates stuff but he seems like a nice guy, and i did not like Fergusson in his TUF season and still kind iof rubs me the wrong way...


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Posted 29 August 2014 - 03:28 AM

Skip to 57:30 vvv A double knockout this weekend would be sufficient. 

 

https://www.youtube....PM1Q-Xeg#t=3631


 

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 04:19 AM

It's not just in the ring that tj is "punching" (hope that has crossed the atlantic).

The surprising (and frankly worrying) part for me was brow's cutting edge training seemed to be running up a hill slower than his mates and doing intervals on a treadmill. I do that stuff - it ain't no hypetbaric chamber!

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 06:12 AM

Barao KO son

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 06:13 AM

Barao KO son

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 07:26 AM

Sometimes when I'm not fully informed about fighters and their respective camps, I like to watch the countdown to learn more about them. Occasionally I've made posts about the things I learn from them, and now I would like to list a few of the things I learned from UFC 177's countdown.

 

1. TJ DillaGOAT is going to absolutely obliterate Barao. DillaGOAT post-hyperbaric chamber might be unstoppable.

 

2. Renan Barao is the first fighter in history to get hit in the face, end up veering from his gameplan and lose a fight because of it. (Or so he thinks apparently) Hey Renan, here's a quote for you...

 

Mike-Quote.png

 

3. Barao had a segment where he said the Portuguese word for belt about 100 times in three minutes. He talked about how it's missing from his bed. How he thinks about it all the time. The belt isn't cheating on you, you welterweight. You lost it. You won't get it back either. 

 

4. Tony Ferguson might very well be the ****iest person alive. He talked in depth about the Kikuno fight. He claims to have said in training "wouldn't it be cool..." if he got Kikuno in a choke and then let him go, just to chase him down and KO him. Either that is utter nonsense, or his training partners want to hang themselves when they go home from listening to him all day.

 

5. Danny Castillo is in love with Pilates. He recanted his first experience with Pilates. He owns a Hot Pilates gym. I'm not exactly sure how to feel about all of that. So let's proceed as if it didn't happen.

 

6. Usually the countdown has six fighters. Even the UFC knows nobody cares about these people, so they refused to try to cram them down our throats in the countdown. This countdown had four fighters. Is that funny to anybody else?

 

 

Please discuss.

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 08:11 AM

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 08:20 AM

TJ should be DQ'd

 

He's cheating with a post-hyperbaric chamber.

 

25-to-life for this bastard

 

Meanwhile Barão trains in the street and the only weight he even lifts bro is his teammate.

 

...that's right, I'm setting up them excuses.


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Posted 29 August 2014 - 08:25 AM

 

re·cant

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  1. say that one no longer holds an opinion or belief, especially one considered heretical.
    "heretics were burned if they would not recant"
    synonyms: renouncedisavowdenyrepudiate, renege on; More
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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Posted 29 August 2014 - 08:44 AM

 

re·cant

riˈkant/
verb
 
  1. say that one no longer holds an opinion or belief, especially one considered heretical.
    "heretics were burned if they would not recant"
    synonyms: renouncedisavowdenyrepudiate, renege on; More
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     

 

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 08:47 AM

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Who the **** are you?


There is only one legend on the forum that is 6'8"

 

Haven't even talked to you for weeks. I'm glad to know you're still rustled about something I said though.

 


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Posted 29 August 2014 - 09:01 AM

TJ should be DQ'd

 

He's cheating with a post-hyperbaric chamber.

 

25-to-life for this bastard

 

Meanwhile Barão trains in the street and the only weight he even lifts bro is his teammate.

 

...that's right, I'm setting up them excuses.

 

His pre-camp gut is pretty heavy, that's how he gets his leg kicks so strong. Cheating Brazilian can.


"Dear Mrs., Mr., Miss, or Mr. and Mrs. Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father, or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action."

 

 

 


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Posted 29 August 2014 - 01:19 PM

Who the **** are you?

I, I don't know, I can't recant.


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Posted 29 August 2014 - 01:56 PM

I, I don't know, I can't recant.

I was high as hell. It was like 4 in the morning.

 

I refuse to alter it now.  :angry:


There is only one legend on the forum that is 6'8"

 

Haven't even talked to you for weeks. I'm glad to know you're still rustled about something I said though.