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#1 sobercuban

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 08:02 PM

Soto is minutes away from being the champ.

 

I'm kicking myself for not making a betting account today.  Ya'll thank me when it happens.


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#2 -Richard

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 08:06 PM

WTF did Soto do to you Sober?


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Posted 30 August 2014 - 08:06 PM

Either sobercorrupt is not sober or sobercorrupt is corrupt and trying to get people to bet on Soto to improve his betting odds to bet on Dillashaw. :)


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I hope you realize that you are currently swagger jacking Cash's swagger jacking of Jason_H's attention whoring.

 

It's like you're wearing Cash's leftover Jordans that were made by an actual Chinese person.

 

 


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Posted 30 August 2014 - 08:09 PM

lol damnit it sober. Quit ducking my tweets homie. Been telling you since yesterday to get a bovada account. I put Soto in a $1 parlay with a couple other long shots paying 265/1. Whitey Mouse too strong tho.


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I hope you realize that you are currently swagger jacking Cash's swagger jacking of Jason_H's attention whoring.

 

It's like you're wearing Cash's leftover Jordans that were made by an actual Chinese person.

 

 


#5 sobercuban

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 08:13 PM

lol damnit it sober. Quit ducking my tweets homie. Been telling you since yesterday to get a bovada account. I put Soto in a $1 parlay with a couple other long shots paying 265/1. Whitey Mouse too strong tho.

 

I felt like death all day and stayed in bed until 4pm or so lol ... then I had to run around and do a bunch of **** , didn't get home until 10pm, just didn't have time

 

Now I'm about to pay


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#6 Spartacus__

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 08:36 PM

You just had to curse it, hadn't you



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Posted 30 August 2014 - 08:44 PM

sobercurseTRT


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I hope you realize that you are currently swagger jacking Cash's swagger jacking of Jason_H's attention whoring.

 

It's like you're wearing Cash's leftover Jordans that were made by an actual Chinese person.

 

 


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Posted 30 August 2014 - 08:47 PM

I dumped my life savings on this for you and was going to give you all the winnings. Now you have to pay me for my losses. It's only fair. 


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#9 sobercuban

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 08:49 PM

I dumped my life savings on this for you and was going to give you all the winnings. Now you have to pay me for my losses. It's only fair. 

 

how much are we talking about here?


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#10 WarWest

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 08:50 PM

LoL Soto
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#11 sobercuban

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 08:52 PM

The way my month is going I might have had to put my head through a wall if Soto won


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Posted 30 August 2014 - 09:05 PM

how much are we talking about here?

I'm a baller so you owe me 100 pesos. 


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Posted 30 August 2014 - 09:41 PM

I'm a baller so you owe me 100 pesos. 

 

 

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 10:09 PM

I dumped 50.  


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Posted 31 August 2014 - 03:21 AM

You owe me 550,000 rupiah Sober :(


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Posted 31 August 2014 - 04:03 AM

Soto is minutes away from being the champ.

 

I'm kicking myself for not making a betting account today.  Ya'll thank me when it happens.

 

You are officially the worst poster on this board.  Anyone who lacked the intelligence to ignore you would have been in the hole.  lol


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Posted 31 August 2014 - 10:31 AM

^smh


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#18 sobercuban

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Posted 31 August 2014 - 11:33 AM

You are officially the worst poster on this board.  Anyone who lacked the intelligence to ignore you would have been in the hole.  lol

 

^smh

 

lol that's not smh-ban worth.  He's just stating a fact


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#19 sobercuban

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Posted 31 August 2014 - 11:33 AM

I don't even think I made this thread.


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Posted 31 August 2014 - 11:41 AM

Lay off the drugs and alcohol ^^^

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Posted 31 August 2014 - 11:53 AM

Lay off the drugs and alcohol ^^^

 

I wanted to pull a "25 to life" and delete it when Soto got floored


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Posted 31 August 2014 - 01:12 PM

i just put my entire life savings on Soto and lost

 

its your fault

 

now im out a whole two dollars and fiddy 3 cents and some pocket lint

 

dang



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Posted 31 August 2014 - 01:32 PM

i just put my entire life savings on Soto and lost

 

its your fault

 

now im out a whole two dollars and fiddy 3 cents and some pocket lint

 

dang

 

I almost panicked last night.  Went to the gas station, bought two packs of smokes and a 4-pack of redbull.  It was like $17 and change.

 

Swiped my card, entered my PIN, hit OK.  Standing there waiting the clerk looks at me and says there's $2.74 left to pay.  Bewildered I started thinking my bank account had been emptied and I was about to **** my pants. 

 

Somehow in the middle of the transaction a bag of ice ($2.69) was added in there.  I have no idea how.  Luckily I noticed because the 'tard behind the counter didn't.  She couldn't figure out how to fix it but insisted that I was good to go.  I never get receipts but I asked for one in this case and she couldn't print one.  Didn't like it. 

 

That was a bad **** feeling.  I don't have a ton of money in there but my checking and savings accounts are linked for overdraft protection and if I didn't have $17.82 in there I would have been ****ed. 


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There is only one legend on the forum that is 6'8"

 

Haven't even talked to you for weeks. I'm glad to know you're still rustled about something I said though.

 


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Posted 01 September 2014 - 08:50 AM

What are your predictions for Friday's card sober? just so we know who not to pick.


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Posted 01 September 2014 - 09:09 AM

What are your predictions for Friday's card sober? just so we know who not to pick.

 

Mousasi

Overeem

Lewis

Lauzon

Oliviera

Moraga

Iaquinta

Natal

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?

 

I can't make a call on the last two - so I'll just go with the 2 guys without wiki pages - Matsuda and Soriano


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Posted 01 September 2014 - 09:17 AM

Either sobercorrupt is not sober or sobercorrupt is corrupt and trying to get people to bet on Soto to improve his betting odds to bet on Dillashaw. :)

lol it all makes sense now


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