Awesome! Did you happen to attack st nick like you attack a pillow?
Me and Santa were always buds but i used to kick people for being big fakers.
When i was like 5-6 yrs old my dad brought me to Sears one day and this guy he worked with tried to be friendly but he talked in a overly talking to a kid voice like super fake almost like he was talking to a toddler which i saw right through the BS so i told him "don't talk to me like a kid" then made a cold face but he kept on to the point it was condescending so i kicked him in the shin like can't fool me i see through your act. My dad laughed at first then immediately was like....uhhh ummm...*clears throat*... sorry about that. Hey boy i told you before not to kick people."Me: I wanted to say...BUT he wuz bein' fake but i just frownie faced and looked at the guy with a mean sad look then i just put my head down. lol
There was another time when me and the fam went to a haunted house and they had this mummy at the end climb out of a coffin trying scare me making a moaning sound and he didn't scare me but he got close enough i kicked him in the shin and he went from "Wohhhhh" scary sound to "ohhhhhh" in pain.
I could spot an act at a young age and i always hated fake behavior. I was also a little menace until i started school. Having two much older brothers taught me a lot about people trolling so i guess i had anger issues and didn't put up with much BS from day 1.