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#1 GOAT_Transient

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Posted 28 November 2014 - 10:19 PM

As the title of the thread hints, speak what is on your mind no matter how random. It doesn't have to be necessarily coherent or make sense. Think of it as a random brainstorming thread to vent or just say stupid **** that may have entered your GOAT mind. Like a journal.

I'll start with something that popped into my mind last night.

"It sure is nice to take a dump with the door open and shirt off. Just feels natural."
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Posted 28 November 2014 - 11:18 PM

This could very well be the enjoy your bant thread if some of the more disturbing **** the wierdos on this site think make it on here... :lol:


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Posted 28 November 2014 - 11:21 PM

You were so close. Why did I have to have a GOAT mind? Why couldn't I have had a regular mind!? 

 

Sweet jesus, your fixation with the word GOAT is messing with my mind!


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there is literally nothing you don;t know.

 

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Posted 28 November 2014 - 11:22 PM

Also, our bet has been over, holmes. You can ditch the identity, unless somebody else made you keep it.


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there is literally nothing you don;t know.

 

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Posted 28 November 2014 - 11:23 PM

I smashed my laptop mouse to bits tonight in a blind rage.  It worked great since 2006.


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Posted 28 November 2014 - 11:23 PM

Used a garbage can (a small one) too one time. My plumbing was **** up, so I took a GOAT dump in that instead. No worries though, had a Walmart bag in the can. Oddly, there was something natural feeling about that too. Like it was right. 


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Posted 28 November 2014 - 11:24 PM

Also, our bet has been over, holmes. You can ditch the identity, unless somebody else made you keep it.

WedoGOAT got my id until January 


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Posted 28 November 2014 - 11:26 PM

Used a garbage can (a small one) too one time. My plumbing was **** up, so I took a GOAT dump in that instead. No worries though, had a Walmart bag in the can. Oddly, there was something natural feeling about that too. Like it was right. 

Had my shirt off then too. Something special about taking a dump without your shirt.


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Posted 28 November 2014 - 11:27 PM

I once slept in a supermarket trolley because I was too drunk to walk home and someone actually looked in my wallet, found my driving licence with my address and pushed me to my front door. They left a note saying they didn't want me to come to any harm.
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Posted 28 November 2014 - 11:28 PM

I once slept in a supermarket trolley because I was too drunk to walk home and someone actually looked in my wallet, found my driving licence with my address and pushed me to my front door. They left a note saying they didn't want me to come to any harm.

lol, that's awesome.  Give that man a medal


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Posted 28 November 2014 - 11:29 PM

lol, that's awesome.  Give that man a medal


If they left there details I would have. Some people are just awesome
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Posted 28 November 2014 - 11:29 PM

Used a garbage can (a small one) too one time. My plumbing was **** up, so I took a GOAT dump in that instead. No worries though, had a Walmart bag in the can. Oddly, there was something natural feeling about that too. Like it was right. 

lol, it's heading to the disturbed part of town early :lol:


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Posted 28 November 2014 - 11:30 PM

When I was 19 I had my first "real" girlfriend.  By "real" I guess I mean lived together etc. 

 

One time she drove through the night from Wilmington home - She woke me up when she got back and told me that on the way back she had to poop and couldn't find an open gas station.  So, she found a closed one and popped a squat around back. 

 

I remember just staring at her like wtf???????


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Posted 28 November 2014 - 11:33 PM

I once slept in a supermarket trolley because I was too drunk to walk home and someone actually looked in my wallet, found my driving licence with my address and pushed me to my front door. They left a note saying they didn't want me to come to any harm.

 

 

lol, that's awesome.  Give that man a medal

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And a shirt to RichGOAT.

 

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Posted 28 November 2014 - 11:34 PM

When I was 19 I had my first "real" girlfriend.  By "real" I guess I mean lived together etc. 

 

One time she drove through the night from Wilmington home - She woke me up when she got back and told me that on the way back she had to poop and couldn't find an open gas station.  So, she found a closed one and popped a squat around back. 

 

I remember just staring at her like wtf???????

Thats hot. Was it a nice turd cutter if you don't mind a fellow GOAT asking?


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Posted 28 November 2014 - 11:34 PM

To think that the Internet was also developed to help save us time. FOLs.
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Posted 28 November 2014 - 11:35 PM

Thats hot. Was it a nice turd cutter if you don't mind a fellow GOAT asking?

 

yeah - she was 17 - I was her first


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Posted 28 November 2014 - 11:38 PM

yeah - she was 17 - I was her first

 

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Posted 28 November 2014 - 11:40 PM

I need a woman
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Posted 28 November 2014 - 11:41 PM

Wish I got the number from that milf :(


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Posted 29 November 2014 - 12:06 AM

I am foruming whilst taking a dump. It's a bit chilly but this thread has inspired me to do the next one doorless and shirtless.
Treat for the missus anyway...
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Posted 29 November 2014 - 12:11 AM

Time for breakfast, scrambled eggs on toast, might have some bacon.
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Posted 29 November 2014 - 12:14 AM

I bought an $800 tablet so I could surf the Internet laying in bed rather than at my computer five feet away.
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Posted 29 November 2014 - 12:29 AM

Why is it that towards the end of the year time seems to fly even faster. For instance, I just realised I have 3 episodes of Walking Dead to catch up on when it feels like I just watched it a week ago.
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Posted 29 November 2014 - 01:17 AM

I always thought Forums were for no life Nerds


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Posted 29 November 2014 - 01:31 AM

I always thought Forums were for no life Nerds


They are, hello
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Posted 29 November 2014 - 01:32 AM

They are, hello

Does this mean I'm a no life Nerd?


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Posted 29 November 2014 - 01:34 AM

With the threads about Ozpride being mad that SOA not being on tv this week, and then the threads about gun control where so many Europeans and Australians are ****ing about our gun laws it got me thinking.... the thought occurred to me the other day while driving. You guys might think you want our country to ban guns, but if we had no gun violence here you would get less of this.

 

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And more of this...

 

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And no one wants that.


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The forum just can't handle level-headed fact-based analysis using the queen's English.  I should have just said that Vanatta double-diggled that foglet Ferguson in blueberry flavoured buttermilk and I'm sure Banham would have agreed. 

 

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 01:36 AM

I bought an $800 tablet so I could surf the Internet laying in bed rather than at my computer five feet away.

If that's all you bought it for, why didn't you buy a much cheaper tablet?

 

The kindle fire 7 HD was on sale for $109


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The forum just can't handle level-headed fact-based analysis using the queen's English.  I should have just said that Vanatta double-diggled that foglet Ferguson in blueberry flavoured buttermilk and I'm sure Banham would have agreed. 

 

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 01:40 AM

Ive been chatting to a chick from tinder. Her photos look good but Im still shaken from my last experience :(


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Posted 29 November 2014 - 01:54 AM

**** I'm hungry

Think I'll have an everything bagel
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Posted 29 November 2014 - 01:56 AM

**** I'm hungry

Think I'll have an everything bagel

Eat an everything bagel or you might as well just eat a pile of ****. 

 

Good choice my man.


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Posted 29 November 2014 - 02:08 AM

**** I'm hungry

Think I'll have an everything bagel

What's an everything bagel?

 

I'm the only one i know that eats bagels and they're baddass but i only use cheese

 

Throw me some Murican Bagel Tips n Tricks


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Posted 29 November 2014 - 02:10 AM

What's an everything bagel?

 

I'm the only one i know that eats bagels and they're baddass but i only use cheese

 

Throw me some Murican Bagel Tips n Tricks

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 02:13 AM

What's an everything bagel?
 
I'm the only one i know that eats bagels and they're baddass but i only use cheese
 
Throw me some Murican Bagel Tips n Tricks


It's a bagel topped with sesame seeds, poppy seeds, onion, and garlic

I eat mine with cream cheese
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Posted 29 November 2014 - 02:16 AM

Eating pancakes and maple syrup for a late breakfast


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Posted 29 November 2014 - 02:17 AM

Eating pancakes and maple syrup for a late breakfast

how do you make your pancakes?


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Posted 29 November 2014 - 02:18 AM

Eating pancakes and maple syrup for a late breakfast


Late breakfast?? It's 5 o'clock in the morning dood
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Posted 29 November 2014 - 02:18 AM

Late breakfast?? It's 5 o'clock in the morning dood

soon be time for elevenses he homie ;)


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Posted 29 November 2014 - 02:19 AM

I didnt even have my second breakfast :(


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Posted 29 November 2014 - 02:20 AM

how do you make your pancakes?

Roughly cup of Flour, cup of milk, 2 eggs, 2 teaspoons baking powder, teaspoon of sugar and some melted butter.  Don't do measurements really, just throw them all together


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Posted 29 November 2014 - 02:20 AM

Late breakfast?? It's 5 o'clock in the morning dood

only 1020am here


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Posted 29 November 2014 - 02:21 AM

Roughly cup of Flour, cup of milk, 2 eggs, 2 teaspoons baking powder, teaspoon of sugar and some melted butter.  Don't do measurements really, just throw them all together

noice, i never measure but its roughly the same :)


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Posted 29 November 2014 - 02:21 AM

I dont know what you guys are talking about its 9:20 at night.


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Posted 29 November 2014 - 02:22 AM

I dont know what you guys are talking about its 9:20 at night.

but you're in the future, thats cheating


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Posted 29 November 2014 - 02:23 AM

but you're in the future, thats cheating

LoL 

 

I could go some pancakes now haha


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Posted 29 November 2014 - 02:31 AM

I dont know what you guys are talking about its 9:20 at night.

 

You're high


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Posted 29 November 2014 - 02:31 AM

LoL 

 

I could go some pancakes now haha

 

Yup, definitely high


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Posted 29 November 2014 - 02:34 AM

Yup, definitely high

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Posted 29 November 2014 - 02:41 AM

im not not high, but im definitely not as high as I think I could be....
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