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7 hours ago, Enigma_Machine said:

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that cat has talent.

admit it fellas. you've all tried

 

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watching live pd on a&e and seeing all these jimmy johns commercials and it makes me want some jimmy johns. especially after i get tired of subway and our quiznos closed down.   so now ive got a craving to try jimmy johns but i go on the internet to see if maybe theres one in kelowna or something and it turns out theres not a single damn one in canada. the closest one is in bellingham washington, a 4 hour 20 minute drive according to google maps

i got monday and tuesday off work and nothing planned and im at the point of my life where im seriously contemplating whether or not its worth making that kind of drive just for a sandwich. screw you american tv programming.

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Jimmy Johns isn't that great. Used to live a block from one and the only time I ate it was when other people that were over wanted to order it. 

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18 hours ago, cashfl0w said:

Jimmy Johns isn't that great. Used to live a block from one and the only time I ate it was when other people that were over wanted to order it. 

Jimmy John's and Subway, blech.  Publix (local chain grocery)does better subs than these chit holes.  I drive past both JJ's and Slobway to go to my local yokel sub place, been in the biz 30+ years and still bring in the crowds. A little pricey, but top quality, and they stuff the buns full.  The 12" cheeseteak would feed a starving North Korean for 3 days.

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the closest publix to me is in the south eastern united states. pretty much the opposite side of the continent

ill often buy lumberjack subs from safeway. theyre huge and about thee same price as subway except they are huge and they pack alot of meat and stuff in there and itll last me for a few days whereas i can finish a footlong pizza sub from subway in one sitting and somteimes still be hungry after

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conor tweeting?  other than beating up old dudes in a bar and sitting on the couch doing coke and drinking proper twelve, thats about the only thing conor ever does.

until he signs a fight contract and the ufc announces it,  conor remains as relevant to the UFC as my sex drive is to me during a heroin bender

theres a bunch of talk about conor being a fill in for the khabib/tony fight  in case someone gets hurt.

yeah surely this fight needs someone to fill in as a replacement, because this fight is cursed as hell and theyve tried to make the fight like 4 or 5 times already. but surely they can find someone more reliable and deserving to fill in and take a title fight and step up on short notice than the guy who repeatedly sits on the couch for a year at a time and is coming fresh off an embarrassing loss the last time he even fought. and what if the khabib/tony fight happens?  then conor sits inactive until december, and is still going to be an inactive can for months, maybe even a year afterwards before he signs off on a fight?  does he expect to just wait it out and fight the winner of the khabib fight afterwards? i doubt he'd ever sign off on fighting the loser because both tony and khabib would crush him and there wouldnt be a free title shot on the line.

conor vs gaethje, or he can move to the back of the line and compete to earn his spot, just like everyone else has had to.  and hell he should feel priviledged enough just to have gaethje's name even being on the table. giving up and tapping out in your last fight shouldnt earn you any favours.   he should be fighting a guy like raging al, kevin lee, or donald cerrone next to try to redeem himself before moving back into the title picture,  if not he should just stay retired.

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dont have the desire to do 8 hours of driving just for that god damn sandwich anymore.  hell i dont even have the desire to put my pants on and go to the beer store.

its pork roast and mashed potatoes night. maybe ill throw some gravy on there.   hell maybe ill even save some of the pork and make a beastin' sandwich with it tomorrow. i had jimmy johns on my mind all weekend but you know what? screw you jimmy john!

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1 hour ago, TUF said:

Conor tweeting fight dates. Hide your grandfathers mates. 

Didn't that dipchit tweet a date that they have an event scheduled in Vegas and the word Dublin?

I try not to do that thing everybody else does where they act like Conor is drunk every minute of every day, but uhhh...

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55 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

conor tweeting?  other than beating up old dudes in a bar and sitting on the couch doing coke and drinking proper twelve, thats about the only thing conor ever does.

until he signs a fight contract and the ufc announces it,  conor remains as relevant to the UFC as my sex drive is to me during a heroin bender

theres a bunch of talk about conor being a fill in for the khabib/tony fight  in case someone gets hurt.

yeah surely this fight needs someone to fill in as a replacement, because this fight is cursed as hell and theyve tried to make the fight like 4 or 5 times already. but surely they can find someone more reliable and deserving to fill in and take a title fight and step up on short notice than the guy who repeatedly sits on the couch for a year at a time and is coming fresh off an embarrassing loss the last time he even fought. and what if the khabib/tony fight happens?  then conor sits inactive until december, and is still going to be an inactive can for months, maybe even a year afterwards before he signs off on a fight?  does he expect to just wait it out and fight the winner of the khabib fight afterwards? i doubt he'd ever sign off on fighting the loser because both tony and khabib would crush him and there wouldnt be a free title shot on the line.

conor vs gaethje, or he can move to the back of the line and compete to earn his spot, just like everyone else has had to.  and hell he should feel priviledged enough just to have gaethje's name even being on the table. giving up and tapping out in your last fight shouldnt earn you any favours.   he should be fighting a guy like raging al, kevin lee, or donald cerrone next to try to redeem himself before moving back into the title picture,  if not he should just stay retired.

I hope you didnt edit in any GSP propaganda in the ladder half of this post cause i gave you a "like" in good faith based on the overall message of the first half. 

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24 minutes ago, TUF said:

I hope you didnt edit in any GSP propaganda in the ladder half of this post cause i gave you a "like" in good faith based on the overall message of the first half. 

GSP is already next in line to get the winner of the Khabib/Tony fight m8. thats the unspoken truth that the ufc doesnt want you to know.

hell, even khabib the great's manager is saying how they should have the gsp vs khabib fight first before the tony fight. which makes sense cause gsp aint getting any younger and he only wants a one and done legacy superfight, and tony still has alot more fights ahead of him and there will be plenty more opportunities for him to pull out of another khabib fight.

gsp vs khabib. tony vs conor to determine the #1 contender. at least then it would make sense for conor to get a title shot soon afterwards if he wins. but tony is the true #1 guy in line right now. but i know he wants to beat the piss out of conor just as much as gaethje does so im sure he wouldnt mind having one more fight before his title opportunity.   

but GSP, the nice guy that he is, would relinquish the title and give it back to khabib right after he beats him, so the winner of tony/mcnuggets would have to fight khabib the great anyways. at least if tappy mctapperton could beat tony, a rematch with khabib for the title might actually seem legit and deserving.

so it all depends on what GSP and Khabib want to do. conor is pretty much just going to warm the bench for tony and khabib anyways.  he should try to become relevant again and get off the couch and take the gaethje fight, otherwise he can piss right off. the division is stacked and hungry right now and comber really doesnt have an immediate place in the title picture after he was gifted a free title shot in a division he never even competed in beforehand, and then lost his title in humiliating fashion the last time he stepped into the cage

conor hasnt earned himself anything. he may as well compete and take some tune up fights for the time being while he waits for khabib to finish his business with gsp and tony.

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come to think of it i dont think ive mentioned enough about gsp in that post or in this thread yet. thank you for that TUF. would you care for some more or have you gotten your daily dose?

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18 hours ago, -idyb- said:

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Head to the nearest Shanghainese supermarket for an exceptionally phallic alcohol that’s believed to give men a little boost of you-know-what. Ancient Chinese medicine has used animal schlongs as all-natural Viagra for centuries, and one brilliant booze connoisseur came up with the perfect way to get ****faced without the depressing side effect of whiskey ****. The delicious rice wine is infused with not one, but three penises. Deer, seal, and dog ****s will live on in your nether regions with each sip, so make them proud.

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Ancient Korea came up with the supposed ultimate cure-all for any ailment, from asthma to liver disease. The secret to the too-good-to-be-true panacea is 3-day-old baby mice drowned in rice wine and left to ferment for 14 months. A glass or two of the healing rodent beverage is allegedly enough to have you feeling more than tipsy, and is said to possess the delicate flavor of raw gasoline. Delicious!

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16 hours ago, TUF said:

Conor tweeting fight dates. Hide your grandfathers mates. 

Conor can come exhume my dad's dad and smack him around, **** him.  He'll have a harder time with the other considering he was incinerated and his ashes were dumped from a plane over the Atlantic.  

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8 minutes ago, Jolldan said:

Kevin Lee is gonna get himself in trouble over these Tesla videos lol

I saw articles on sites that do not cover MMA. I think he might have been in Canada too. So who knows what their laws are like. One thing I can say for sure, their traffic is substantially less aggressive than American highways. Nobody is driving 100 mph on the highways. They all just line up and do the same speeds. It's weird.

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15 hours ago, gadgets19 said:

Just finished Carnival Row on that big river site.

Incest was meh, bestiality was on point.

i can definately bring out the popcorn and jergens to that.

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Just read this guy from the Verizon commercials and his wife are swingers cause he's a "ravenous monster pervert" and it's fooked up my whole day

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On 9/18/2019 at 10:09 AM, Jolldan said:

Just when I thought Moby couldn't become any more of a foglet

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I think he just did this so that he can stop telling everybody he's a vegan in every conversation like every last one of them ****ing do.

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