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#32251 12er™

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Posted 19 March 2017 - 04:59 PM

Im a year younger than you and getting married next year

I thought you were in your mid-20's, m8. 


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Posted 19 March 2017 - 05:15 PM

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Posted 19 March 2017 - 05:16 PM

I thought you were in your mid-20's, m8.

Nah brodie 29 finna be 30
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Posted 19 March 2017 - 05:37 PM

So my wife almost burned the house down today.

 

She was baking cookies and had the fan on and also had headphones on.  She thought she set the timer on the microwave but she actually pressed cook.  The microwave probably went 6 minutes or so on full blast with nothing in it.  Luckily she noticed the burning smell and cut it off.  

 

Completely melted the little track thing that sits under the plate and helps it spin.  


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Posted 19 March 2017 - 06:12 PM

Well damn Sober. I'm finna swap out my batteries on my smoke alarms first chance i get. 

 

I almost went up in smoke threef X i can remember. Once when was a little kid i was playing with matches under the sofa. Lit the sofa on fire. By the time i ran to get help it burned through the bottom and the pillow was smoldering. I rarely got spankings as a child but i caught an a$$ whipping for that one. 

 

Another time as a young adult was drunk, smoking in bed & flicked the ashes in the trash can and it caught fire cause it had tissue paper inside which i wasn't aware of.

 

Last indecent was a couple yrs ago. I forgot to turn the broiler off and left the mofo on overnight smfh. Woke up next morning and noticed the whole kitchen was warm but thankfully nothing happened and the oven's still good. I replaced the element last yr because it was old but i went ahead and replaced the broiler as well even though it was functional it was old as well.


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Posted 19 March 2017 - 06:38 PM

Im in Red Bluff meeting my ladies parents and gawd damn this place sucks
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Posted 20 March 2017 - 02:00 AM

Took a girl out for drinks and a meal on Friday.

 

I have never been asked what I make a month at a first dinner lol I have now.

 

Dating's weird now man all these chicks I used to know who used to hoover/vacuum of lines of coke like god damn anteaters are now trying to act like high class socialites.

 

The night went on and the drinks loosened up the conversation so I thought things might go a little better. Probably more my fault for pushing it but things went south in a hurry when I asked about what she wanted to do goals wise when she basically said her goal is to have kids and not work. Now if any of your wifes/girlfriends or side pieces are the stay at home mom I can respect that its a hard job and somebody's got to take care of the kids.

 

But this chick had zero other interest or aspirations than becoming what I could summarise was pretty much a trophy wife.

 

All and all a bit of a train wreck and I don't think we will be doing it again.


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 02:34 AM

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 04:08 AM

I have never been asked what I make a month at a first dinner lol I have now.

I hope you promptly responded "forty million dollars".


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 04:18 AM

I hope you promptly responded "forty million dollars".

 

Haha no I responded with the same question. When she told me she wasn't working just now I told her "Well a hell of a lot more than you."


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 04:20 AM

Haha no I responded with the same question. When she told me she wasn't working just now I told her "Well a hell of a lot more than you."

You're a better man than me. I would've told her "forty million dollars" and when she said nuh-uh, I would've asked her the same question. And when she responded with that trash, I would've asked her if she sucks a Grade A cawk.


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 04:21 AM

This is why I'm not the blind date or dating app type. lol


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 04:30 AM

You're a better man than me. I would've told her "forty million dollars" and when she said nuh-uh, I would've asked her the same question. And when she responded with that trash, I would've asked her if she sucks a Grade A cawk.

 

Far to high maintenance for my liking. You know when you start asking each other for interests I mentioned camping and she went on a 10 minute rant about how camping was disgusting and she wouldn't even camp in a caravan it was at that moment I knew I had to get out of there lol.


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 04:33 AM

Far to high maintenance for my liking. You know when you start asking each other for interests I mentioned camping and she went on a 10 minute rant about how camping was disgusting and she wouldn't even camp in a caravan it was at that moment I knew I had to get out of there lol.

Good call, mate.  Camping is fun times 


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 04:43 AM

Good call, mate.  Camping is fun times 

 

Yeah ill take a night under the stars in Skye over hairspray Barbie any day lol.   

 

Went out for my friends little brother 21st after it, we all got **** up took him to the strippers then the casino. In my drunken haze I put a £20 chip on number 10 instead of a £2 chip.

 

It came in so I got the money back id spent on the night out and the meal with her and even had time to gets some devil's lettuce in preparation for the splitting hangover I had on Sunday lol.

 

All in all a good weekend. What you guys get up to?


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 06:07 AM

Took a girl out for drinks and a meal on Friday.

 

I have never been asked what I make a month at a first dinner lol I have now.

 

Dating's weird now man all these chicks I used to know who used to hoover/vacuum of lines of coke like god damn anteaters are now trying to act like high class socialites.

 

The night went on and the drinks loosened up the conversation so I thought things might go a little better. Probably more my fault for pushing it but things went south in a hurry when I asked about what she wanted to do goals wise when she basically said her goal is to have kids and not work. Now if any of your wifes/girlfriends or side pieces are the stay at home mom I can respect that its a hard job and somebody's got to take care of the kids.

 

But this chick had zero other interest or aspirations than becoming what I could summarise was pretty much a trophy wife.

 

All and all a bit of a train wreck and I don't think we will be doing it again.

Agreed nothing wrong with a good "traditional" woman that wants to stay home, raise kids and not work if you're up for supporting her but if she's extremely pretty and has that kind of attitude ( and most of them do ) then chances are she's been pampered her whole life and she expects to have guys treat her like a princess demanding you bend over backwards for her while not at all likely to do the same for you. Typical entitled barbie that only has looks trying to coax beta's into giving her what ever she wants and never gives much in return because all she's got is her looks. She'll probably leave you the moment she gets knocked up to collect a paycheck.

 

As the great Bill Burr said there is an epidemic of gold digging wh0res. Be glad you got out clean. I'm sure that was just the tip of the iceberg with that one. 

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 08:21 AM

Took a girl out for drinks and a meal on Friday.

 

I have never been asked what I make a month at a first dinner lol I have now.

 

Dating's weird now man all these chicks I used to know who used to hoover/vacuum of lines of coke like god damn anteaters are now trying to act like high class socialites.

 

The night went on and the drinks loosened up the conversation so I thought things might go a little better. Probably more my fault for pushing it but things went south in a hurry when I asked about what she wanted to do goals wise when she basically said her goal is to have kids and not work. Now if any of your wifes/girlfriends or side pieces are the stay at home mom I can respect that its a hard job and somebody's got to take care of the kids.

 

But this chick had zero other interest or aspirations than becoming what I could summarise was pretty much a trophy wife.

 

All and all a bit of a train wreck and I don't think we will be doing it again.

 

Those are the types of women that I think of as cows.  They're just baby breeders, like you said the goal is to squirt out pups and not work.  

 

And yeah trophy wives ... My former roommate (chick) went the trophy wife route, it was super disappointing lol.  The funny thing is she started dating a millionaire and within a few months was acting like she was part of the reason he was so successful, like she played a part in building the company.  It's like, ***** you were working at Hooters and answering phones in a call center before you let your boss slide it in ya, you didn't do ****.  

 

My wife is the complete opposite.  She wants me to be a stay-at-home dad.  I told her there's no way I could sit around the house for 18 years without completely losing my mind.  


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 09:12 AM

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 09:18 AM

So what exactly is the cost involved staying in Japan? The airline prices aren't that terrible especially for the distance traveled.  


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 09:43 AM

So what exactly is the cost involved staying in Japan? The airline prices aren't that terrible especially for the distance traveled.


I remember I looked it to it once you get these rooms that are pretty much a coffin for pretty cheap, good as long as your not claustrophobic lol
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Posted 20 March 2017 - 10:06 AM

I remember I looked it to it once you get these rooms that are pretty much a coffin for pretty cheap, good as long as your not claustrophobic lol

Yeah I mean I wouldn't mind sleeping in one of those tubes like they have at their workplaces.

 

I'm salty because me ex and I had plans to go to Japan in early 2014 to visit her sister doing a semester abroad, then we broke up lol. 


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 01:16 PM

So what exactly is the cost involved staying in Japan? The airline prices aren't that terrible especially for the distance traveled.


Accommodation is not cheap, but food and entry to stuff is realy cheap. We ate out last night for about $30 between us last night and today we're going to hang out with some snow monkeys in hot springs for $5 each.

Transport is quite expensive once you're here as well, although you can get rail passes that make it a bit cheaper.

Only been here 24 hours and am already loving it. @Freddie,I'm stock-piling food pictures that I'll whack in your culinary creations thread when I'm back!
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Posted 20 March 2017 - 04:18 PM

I miss Heaper

Is that the guy you were telling me about on Oovoo?


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 04:27 PM

Is that the guy you were telling me about on Oovoo?


I have no idea LoL
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Posted 20 March 2017 - 04:30 PM

I have no idea LoL

You said he looked like a kid but was smoking or something 


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 04:30 PM

and where you at? Oovoo bro!


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Reapers Bane! Now that is a name I haven't heard in a long long time.


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 06:44 PM

In light of this i'll share this. 

 

My GF is starting to get a little srs and texted me about meeting her folks next weekend or the week after next and she wants to meet my mom soon too. 

 

I told her i wasn't ready for that just yet and sent her this...lol

 

 

So i asked her to come over for dinner tomorrow and we can discuss it.

 

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 06:49 PM

Gawd I have had so much pizza today.. and I dont even really like it
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In light of this i'll share this. 
 
My GF is starting to get a little srs and texted me about meeting her folks next weekend or the week after next and she wants to meet my mom soon too. 
 
I told her i wasn't ready for that just yet and sent her this...lol
 
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So i asked her to come over for dinner tomorrow and we can discuss it.
 

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LMFAO!!!!!!! That spoiler tho!
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Posted 20 March 2017 - 07:56 PM

Haven't seen balls that big since Shady Champ dropped trou

Thats it see master skyhopper
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Posted 20 March 2017 - 08:07 PM

LMFAO!!!!!!! That spoiler tho!

Lol yeah she was kinda annoyed at me with my first response. She wanted me to take it more srs but that second response had her laughing and i did make a point after to let her know i appreciate her and i'm srs about her too. 

 

She puts up with my chit, checks me when i need it and she's a real trooper emotionally. Fun, independent, direct & down to earth with no drama as far as i can tell. We still don't know each other really really well yet because she lives two towns over so we don't get to see each other as much as we'd like to but we text and talk a lot ( < she makes me because i'm bad with that..lol ) and we're both really forward & open about what we really want/need from each other. Got a good feeling about her but i don't wanna rush things too much and she understands that which is a pretty big deal to me. 


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 08:33 PM

Drinking brewskis and watching Lucha Underground now!!
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Posted 20 March 2017 - 09:51 PM

Its kind of weird, some things are ridiculously expensive while others are very reasonable. You can eat well here for under $20 a day, and theres a lot to see without spending. But you just have to choose wisely. Coffe here is **** though lol.
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Posted 20 March 2017 - 10:35 PM

I don't know what happened, but after seven years of marriage, my wife has started blowing me with a regularity that I never thought I'd see again. Basically every night I have off. Tonight will mark the third time in a week if it goes that way. 

 

I'm only telling you guys to piss off, RUF. 

 

You're welcome.  Cash and I got you a job.  Now that you can pay bills you are finally getting some blowskis.

 

You think she was trying to blow some dude that played vidya games and posted on a forum 25/8?


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Don't want to brag but I've done dong comparisons with white guys before

 

 

 


#32292 freddievanhalen3

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 10:47 PM

I think I only pooped once today
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#32293 cashfl0w

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 06:19 AM

You're welcome.  Cash and I got you a job.  Now that you can pay bills you are finally getting some blowskis.

 

You think she was trying to blow some dude that played vidya games and posted on a forum 25/8?

I'm so good, I'm paying other people's bills without even trying!


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there is literally nothing you don;t know.

 

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 07:21 AM

I'm so good, I'm paying other people's bills without even trying!

my nagger, hook me up!


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The Chad went outside, got too much sun and burst into flames, igniting the Canadian forested wilderness which is now causing an Eclipse.

 

 

 

lmao! I had that experience once. Light's out, drunk didn't even notice it. When i went to the bathroom i wondered why my mouth tasted like copper. Started brushing my teeth and noticed when i spat out it was red then it hit me. Walked back into the bedroom turned the lights on and there were red finger prints on the wall, sheets were rekt and she was cleaning herself with a towel. I almost got upset at first for not telling me but i was like oh well zero **** given. 

 

 

 


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Posted 21 March 2017 - 08:32 AM

Its kind of weird, some things are ridiculously expensive while others are very reasonable. You can eat well here for under $20 a day, and theres a lot to see without spending. But you just have to choose wisely. Coffe here is **** though lol.

 

I'm assuming there are plenty of american fast food chains and restaurants around?  I wretch at the thought of eating seafood.  I don't know if I could survive the trip without my daily dose of red meat and cheese.  


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Posted 21 March 2017 - 09:37 AM

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Lol!!
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Posted 21 March 2017 - 09:39 AM

Freaking pouring right now...and I thought the monsoon season was over. 


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#32300 freddievanhalen3

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 09:48 AM

Freaking pouring right now...and I thought the monsoon season was over.

It was raining like crazy yesterday here

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