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#33301 sobercuban

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 12:48 PM

Why didnt you wait till 420

Oh I'm about to walk over to my buddy's house now


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 12:54 PM

Oh I'm about to walk over to my buddy's house now

Nice.. why did you start smoking anyways 


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#33303 sobercuban

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 12:56 PM

Nice.. why did you start smoking anyways 

Just because I can.  I won't be able to after today though, have to make sure I've got enough time to clean my system out before my next drug test


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 12:58 PM

Just because I can.  I won't be able to after today though, have to make sure I've got enough time to clean my system out before my next drug test

how far off is that 


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#33305 sobercuban

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 01:22 PM

how far off is that 

22 days


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 02:13 PM

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lmao! I had that experience once. Light's out, drunk didn't even notice it. When i went to the bathroom i wondered why my mouth tasted like copper. Started brushing my teeth and noticed when i spat out it was red then it hit me. Walked back into the bedroom turned the lights on and there were red finger prints on the wall, sheets were rekt and she was cleaning herself with a towel. I almost got upset at first for not telling me but i was like oh well zero **** given. 

 

 

 


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 02:17 PM

Not to sound like a cashflow try hard tuffy but I will literally kill him if I see him in the wrong place.

You can slander my name all you want. You've got 100 stories about the same dude..

It's clear that you aren't going to do anything. At all.
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 02:25 PM

You can slander my name all you want. You've got 100 stories about the same dude..
It's clear that you aren't going to do anything. At all.


Shut the **** up punk
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 02:30 PM

Just because I can.  I won't be able to after today though, have to make sure I've got enough time to clean my system out before my next drug test

 

 

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cause **** you thats why!


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 02:42 PM

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cause **** you thats why!

 

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 02:44 PM

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 02:47 PM

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cause **** you thats why!

Lol hell yes
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 02:52 PM

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 03:07 PM

This is my first time high on 4/20 since 2001


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 03:11 PM

i could go for a pizza


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 03:11 PM

4/20... what a silly idea
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 03:12 PM

i could go for a pizza

Me too
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 03:12 PM

This is my first time high on 4/20 since 2001

 

 

 

do you still remember what month is it?


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 03:14 PM

do you still remember what month is it?

Lol
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 03:31 PM

do you still remember what month is it?

Febtober.  


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 03:50 PM

is dorito pizza a thing because that sounds marvelous in my mind.

 

i guess that would be like nachos?.  yeah i want to try throwing some nacho flavored doritos on a pizza.
 **** i could totally make this happen.


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:32 PM

I'm sick of you criminals talking about drugs...

 

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 08:02 PM

Im drunk
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 08:16 PM

I'm sick of you criminals talking about drugs...
 

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Lmao this is grrrrrrrrrreat mate!
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 09:01 PM

Im drunk

Im high AF still. 

 

Lmao this is grrrrrrrrrreat mate!

Lol i probably have like close to 50 gifs now for every occasion. I'm getting pretty good with graphics, photography, film & video editing. 

 

When i used to make GIF's I was using windows movie maker to cut video and VLC for extracting stills then Adobe Image Ready CS2 for the final GIF output to make higher res less lossy GIF's with little noise/pixelation but now i just use apps on my phone to record/cut video and or a badass open source video editing program called VSDC pretty much exclusively. I even bought the pro version to have access to the full features. Very good program, pro version is onlt 20 bucks and not to enormous a learning curve although it's very feature rich even the free version is a pretty professional level suite. The GIF output on VSDC ain't image ready quality but it ain't bad and i don't have to go through all those steps like before extracting image frames and loading a folder in image ready. There are easy Online GIF generators like Fobar posted before that are easy to use but i like more options. 


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 12:36 PM

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 12:45 PM

My hand smells like onions.. which ia really weird because I havent cut any in a few days
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Posted 21 April 2017 - 12:52 PM

This might be the greatest thing I've seen all week month year on the fora

 

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Don't encourage that.


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 01:04 PM

Don't encourage that.

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#33334 freddievanhalen3

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 01:40 PM

The workers at home deput really arent helpful at all
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#33335 fobar

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 02:33 PM

yesterday i was baked, today i baked bread


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The Chad went outside, got too much sun and burst into flames, igniting the Canadian forested wilderness which is now causing an Eclipse.

 

 

 

lmao! I had that experience once. Light's out, drunk didn't even notice it. When i went to the bathroom i wondered why my mouth tasted like copper. Started brushing my teeth and noticed when i spat out it was red then it hit me. Walked back into the bedroom turned the lights on and there were red finger prints on the wall, sheets were rekt and she was cleaning herself with a towel. I almost got upset at first for not telling me but i was like oh well zero **** given. 

 

 

 


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 02:40 PM

yesterday i was baked, today i baked bread

 

yesterday I was baked, today I baked break.

 

Fobar, you are the lines master.


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 02:41 PM

yesterday I was baked, today I baked break.

 

Fobar, you are the lines master.

nope, dont touch cocaine anymore my friend  ;)


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The Chad went outside, got too much sun and burst into flames, igniting the Canadian forested wilderness which is now causing an Eclipse.

 

 

 

lmao! I had that experience once. Light's out, drunk didn't even notice it. When i went to the bathroom i wondered why my mouth tasted like copper. Started brushing my teeth and noticed when i spat out it was red then it hit me. Walked back into the bedroom turned the lights on and there were red finger prints on the wall, sheets were rekt and she was cleaning herself with a towel. I almost got upset at first for not telling me but i was like oh well zero **** given. 

 

 

 


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 03:11 PM

smoke it up, little scrubs.  justify your drug usage with cancer patients suffering.


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 03:17 PM

smoke it up, little scrubs.  justify your drug usage with cancer patients suffering.

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The Chad went outside, got too much sun and burst into flames, igniting the Canadian forested wilderness which is now causing an Eclipse.

 

 

 

lmao! I had that experience once. Light's out, drunk didn't even notice it. When i went to the bathroom i wondered why my mouth tasted like copper. Started brushing my teeth and noticed when i spat out it was red then it hit me. Walked back into the bedroom turned the lights on and there were red finger prints on the wall, sheets were rekt and she was cleaning herself with a towel. I almost got upset at first for not telling me but i was like oh well zero **** given. 

 

 

 


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 03:27 PM

nope, dont touch cocaine anymore my friend ;)

I dont think he does
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Posted 21 April 2017 - 09:01 PM

IRS is a ****ing joke.  Have to get a transcript of my 2015 tax return for financial aid.  It asks for the last 8 digits of a credit card to verify your info.  I enter them in, twice.  Both times it says that it doesn't match their records.  So I try another card.  Now it has disabled my account and I have to wait a full 24 hours before trying again.

 

I waited MORE than 24 hours and the second I tried to do it I was locked out AGAIN

 

Out of frustration I just requested it via mail.

 

A few minutes ago I found that some emails from my school regarding my financial aid went in to my spam folder (**** you GMAIL, stupid pieces of ****).  I look at them and see they're asking me for additional documentation.  

 

They said my FAFSA Filing Status did not match my IRS records.  For 2015 I filed 'Married Filing Separately", which I went to my FAFSA and that's exactly what it says.  So now I have to send a transcript of MY WIFE'S tax return.  

 

So I go back to the IRS website, enter her information.  Verify the email, give them the last 8 of our credit card which it accepts, then it says they have to send a code to a phone number registered to the person.  So I put in my wife's phone number.  Then it says that it can't verify the number belongs to her.  I double check the number and enter again, get the same response.  At this point I'm ready to hulk smash my computer so I try a 3rd time and it locks me out again and says I have to request it via mail.  

 

These ****ing cun t sucking pieces of ozi'hdfj'zgd'fhkdjzlkdfhjoi'hflk'jhzlkfjdhlz'dfjhzdfh


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 09:21 PM

My brain is ****ing mush right now.  

 

Spent all afternoon trying to cram a crash course of pre-Calculus in to my head.  I made good progress but I don't know how I'm going to do on the placement test.  

 

I placed out of all of the developmental maths already.  Have to go take the college level test next week.  If I get 60%-90% I'll test in to pre-Calc 172 instead of 171, if I get higher than 90% I'll be going straight to Calculus 1 (then 2, then 3).  If I get stuck having to take 172 it's not the end of the world, I'll take it this summer and start calc in the fall.  If I test in to 171 though, ugh, will be 2 pre-calcs and 3 calcs I'll have to do just to get my associates and transfer to NCState.  


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 10:03 PM

I waited MORE than 24 hours and the second I tried to do it I was locked out AGAIN

 

Out of frustration I just requested it via mail.

 

A few minutes ago I found that some emails from my school regarding my financial aid went in to my spam folder (**** you GMAIL, stupid pieces of ****).  I look at them and see they're asking me for additional documentation.  

 

They said my FAFSA Filing Status did not match my IRS records.  For 2015 I filed 'Married Filing Separately", which I went to my FAFSA and that's exactly what it says.  So now I have to send a transcript of MY WIFE'S tax return.  

 

So I go back to the IRS website, enter her information.  Verify the email, give them the last 8 of our credit card which it accepts, then it says they have to send a code to a phone number registered to the person.  So I put in my wife's phone number.  Then it says that it can't verify the number belongs to her.  I double check the number and enter again, get the same response.  At this point I'm ready to hulk smash my computer so I try a 3rd time and it locks me out again and says I have to request it via mail.  

 

These ****ing cun t sucking pieces of ozi'hdfj'zgd'fhkdjzlkdfhjoi'hflk'jhzlkfjdhlz'dfjhzdfh

lol, I think they make this chit intentionally difficult


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 10:46 PM

Ive peed so many times today
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Sat drinking a coffee, feeling like a **** boss. 


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Posted 22 April 2017 - 02:11 AM

Ive peed so many times today

How many of your posts do you think you've spent on useless stuff like this?
    
Pooping and peeing aren't really post worthy events.


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Posted 22 April 2017 - 02:13 AM

How many of your posts do you think you've spent on useless stuff like this?
    
Pooping and peeing aren't really post worthy events.

I've liked this, and agree, but then realised my last post was about drinking coffee lmao. I'm gonna shut up now. 


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Posted 22 April 2017 - 02:16 AM

I've liked this, and agree, but then realised my last post was about drinking coffee lmao. I'm gonna shut up now. 

Drinking coffee and relaxing is an event for you.
      
Pooping and peeing aren't really events worth talking about, considering we all do them EVERY day.


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Posted 22 April 2017 - 02:40 AM

Sat under a tree. It's very pleasant. Ran 10 miles to get here, 10 miles to get back. I have no bowel or bladder movements to report I'm afraid.
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Posted 22 April 2017 - 04:27 AM

How many of your posts do you think you've spent on useless stuff like this?

Pooping and peeing aren't really post worthy events.

I had a moment of clarity inspired by Freddie the other day and decided it was enough internets for me for the day. The average Freddie bowel movement post probably takes about 3 seconds to read. I have probably read anywhere between 1-2 poop posts everyday for the last year so unless I went full 12er on my math, I've wasted 18.25-36.50 minutes a year of my life reading Freddies literal and figurative "s*** posts"

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