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Official Oz vs ALL AV bet call out thread - Round V - TBA vs TBA

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Orright now listen here you bloody wombats.

 

I regularly take your AV's in numbers whenever you doubt an Aussie GOAT or some other bloody legend I back and you for some reason doubt, and since its gonna happen more than once this year I thought I'd make a thread about for all of them so I can have a place to keep all my glorious wins.

 

 

The first official callout is to all of you propellor-hat wearing, wax fruit chewing wrasssslin' fans who think GlassTard Evans has a chance against Dan KelGOAT

 

I'm gonna keep it simple since there's a few more OzGOATS to fight before the middle of the year and I plan on taking names for them as well, so let's do it.

 

 

One week per victim bet. The more of you who have the knackers to step up for a good old Ozzie beatdown, the longer the bet lasts.

 

 

 

 

One idiot = one week

Two idiots = two weeks and so on.

 

Anyone currently in an AV bet can wait til it runs out to wear mine, just incase some sheilla wants to weasel their way out of it. No bloody excuses here mates.

 

Fair warning.

 

If you come into this thread and simply attempt to talk smack against my pick - and post 3 or more of such posts yet do not actually stepup, consider yourself bloody enlisted.

 

Assuming there's some more Kelly believers here that want to back him in this bet than the bloody drongoes who think Glasstard has any more of a chance than a Gerry can in Alice Springs - you're welcome to back me in support - I will add your name to the records as an official bloody legend.

 

Now who wants on board?

 

 

Victims list for Dan KelGOAT vs GlassTard Evans ...

 

1. Clegg

2. Whothefookis SpookySteve

3. Whothefookis ChompskyHonk

 

WhittaGOAT vs Jacare

 

TSU

TINYWANG

CHOMP

BUBBA

DEEK

 

OFFICIAL RECORD

 

8-0

 

LIST OF VICTIMS

CLEGG

SPOOKYSTEVE

CHOMPSKYHONK

TSU

TINYWANG

CHOMPx2

BUBBA

DECOMPOZE

 

 

ROUND III

 

WHITTAKER VS ROMERO

 

VICTIMS

 

you're all cowards

Edited by OzStraya
Because **** you
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I've noticed we've come into a revolution of comedy, where we say stuff like "Aussie GOAT", or "great female Aussie fighter" lately and everyone just pretends that's a real thing. lol.. You guys crack me up.

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I've noticed we've come into a revolution of comedy, where we say stuff like "Aussie GOAT", or "great female Aussie fighter" lately and everyone just pretends that's a real thing. lol.. You guys crack me up.

Not sure I've heard great female Aussie fighter.

 

 

Are you volunteering for position two behind Plebb?

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Not sure I've heard great female Aussie fighter.

 

 

Are you volunteering for position two behind Plebb?

Bruh, Rashad Evans lived in Chicago for years.

   

He's not about to lose a fight to an Australian. Come on, man.

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I'm not in position one.  This thread is retarded and Dan Kelly is a can.  He went 3 full rounds with a man named Patrick Walsh.  Walsh did nothing but spam telegraphed hooks the entire fight.

 

Holy chit Dan decisioned the legendary King Chris Camozzi.  I guess Hashad should fear for his life.

 

Oh wait he also decisioned a 9-5 Steve Montgomery.  Someone who was knocked out by a can before Kelly and knocked out by another can after Kelly...

 

That retard is a 40 year old fat Australian.  Looks like he could bench the bar for a few reps.

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Clegg you're in position one. Congrats. Failure to adhere to the conditions will see your name immediately and forever in the list of Welchers in the Welchers hall of Shame thread. Congrats.

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Oz, did you ever see the movie Wolf creek? One of my favorite horror movies and it's about you bloody Aussies.

 

Bloody oath I did mate it was flamin grouse!

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This dummy lost on TUF against Team CANADA!

 

lmao!

He's a 4 time Olymipic Judoka.

 

Your best Olympic judoka was born named Ronald, went trans and still got the chit beaten out of it by two lolwimmen.

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He's a 4 time Olymipic Judoka.

 

Your best Olympic judoka was born named Ronald, went trans and still got the chit beaten out of it by two lolwimmen.

 

He didn't just lose to some Canadian idiot on TUF.

 

Wasn't he submitted?  The dude absolutely sucks.

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He's a 4 time Olymipic Judoka.

 

Your best Olympic judoka was born named Ronald, went trans and still got the chit beaten out of it by two lolwimmen.

being an olympic judoka doesnt mean **** m8. you should know wasnt you at this event?iSvH6id.jpg

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being an olympic judoka doesnt mean **** m8. you should know wasnt you at this event?iSvH6id.jpg

I certainly was. And it does, you just need to be a good one. It means the grappling advantage goes to Kelly. Shad is gonna get tossed on his stupid head the moment he goes for a takedown, Kelly will take too position and GNP him out

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Daniel Kelly is getting laid on m8.

I'm not sure who TF took you are 'm8' so you might not be worthy of this level of competition.. Clegg is only in because he begged me for it, but I'll add you anyway, reluctantly.

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3 rounds of Evans sniffing crotch.

 

Sign me up

Not sure who TF fook you are either. Beware that if you Welch this bet, it will be the end of you.

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I'm not sure who TF took you are 'm8' so you might not be worthy of this level of competition.. Clegg is only in because he begged me for it, but I'll add you anyway, reluctantly.

Now I know how Jeremy Stephens felt at that press conference.  :(

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Now I know how Jeremy Stephens felt at that press conference. :(

Lol

 

It's all good Steve you seem OK for a 4 day old ;) you don't seem to be an alt either which is refreshing

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I can't believe you were trying to bet on Dan Kelly.

 

Are you still this drunk?

 

Stone cold sober mate. I take it you're gonna sit this one out?

Edited by Ozpride

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WhothefookisJSW are you in?

 

How bout you Andy?

 

I hate Rashad and Kelly, i'm not putting anything on the line that would make me have to tune into the fight

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I believe he meant Australians, not Kiwis.

 

I forgot about in Melbourne last year.. you know, when WhittaGOAT took Runsons soul? That he hopped on top of the cage and screamed "KIWI KIWI KIWI!!" must have slipped my mind

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I forgot about in Melbourne last year.. you know, when WhittaGOAT took Runsons soul? That he hopped on top of the cage and screamed "KIWI KIWI KIWI!!" must have slipped my mind

Google Robert Whittaker, and notice the nationality. Then argue with Google, if you want.

   

Btw, I don't give a **** about Derek Brunson. I just like to make you all uncomfortable by calling you racists. lol

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Google Robert Whittaker, and notice the nationality. Then argue with Google, if you want.

 

Btw, I don't give a **** about Derek Brunson. I just like to make you all uncomfortable by calling you racists. lol

I'm from Australia mate I'm absolutely comfortable being called a racist :)

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I enjoy how you posted a link to a page that says he was born in New Zealand, and are trying to use that as evidence. Very good.

 

Yes, but his nationality is listed as Australian as you're well aware lol well played though ;)

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I enjoy how you posted a link to a page that says he was born in New Zealand, and are trying to use that as evidence. Very good.

 

ALL Australians are born in New Zealand but are promoted once they can pronounce Fish & Chips correctly, the rest are kiwis

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