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#1 Teemu

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:04 PM

matching me with a woman in the middle of a divorce.

 

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:07 PM

lol
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:09 PM

Lol Tinder.

Go get a job as a janitor in a hospital. Those skanks take deep creampies 25/8.

Plus you get PAID to get LAID.
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:34 PM

I hate it when I meet women who are divorced, and/or have kids.

I'm not trying to save you. And I don't want to meet your kids.
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:41 PM

I hate it when I meet women who are divorced, and/or have kids.

I'm not trying to save you. And I don't want to meet your kids.

 

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:47 PM

I like a woman with some baggage that is strong & knows what she wants but not a broken man hater or desperate. Woman that aren't a little broken in & think they're some diva princess looking for some Romeo/Juliet fairy tale romance i don't want them. I'm definitely the romantic type but i'm not a slave nor a captain save a ho. 

 

Divorced & or with kids is fine by me as long as they're actually single, independent & cool AF down to earth. 

 

You're not likely to find that on dating sites. lol


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 08:58 PM

Lol Tinder.

Go get a job as a janitor in a hospital. Those skanks take deep creampies 25/8.

Plus you get PAID to get LAID.


As a former orderly I can confirm this is true.
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 11:44 PM

Pretty much once you get to 40, EVERYONE has baggage.


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 11:53 PM

I can deal with one or the other but when its both divorced and with kids all my internal alarm bells start going off lol

 

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 12:17 AM

As a former orderly I can confirm this is true.

you were a nurse?
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Posted 21 April 2017 - 01:41 AM

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 01:49 AM

Nothing wrong with divorced women or single moms with kids. 


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 03:39 AM

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 03:45 AM

Koscheck armed with plunger v male nurse armed with door is the best fight we've ever seen in the ultimate fighter.

 

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I always hated kos , but this TUF made me like him until I saw him fight again lol


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 06:04 AM

When I was 10 I didn't care for girls

When I was 20 I wanted a cool chick to hang out with and do fun stuff.

When I was 30 I wanted a girl that was marriage material.

 

Now I'm 40 and I just look at sl*ts..no really, I just want sl*ts, all of them.


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 07:40 AM

Lol Tinder.

Go get a job as a janitor in a hospital. Those skanks take deep creampies 25/8.

Plus you get PAID to get LAID.

where do i apply?


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 09:42 AM

**** boy teemu back at it again with the Dogwalker hat. Women can't resist.

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#18 Omoplataypus

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 10:45 AM

Funny thread but I doubt you actually sent that
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#19 Teemu

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 11:22 AM

Funny thread but I doubt you actually sent that

what reason would I have to not send that to tinder?
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Teemu just made Ignition grab the comb.

 

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 01:19 PM

you were a nurse?


How did you come to that conclusion?!
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#21 Omoplataypus

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 07:33 PM

what reason would I have to not send that to tinder?


You're more polite than that.
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Posted 21 April 2017 - 07:39 PM

ATLEAST she was a real person not some sex model telling you to watch her free on her webcam site


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Posted 22 April 2017 - 06:13 AM

Tinder is just a hook up site. Bang her and go home. A bunch of **** on here caring about someone's feelings on a hook up site, lol.

#24 I_Take_Roids_m8

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 06:32 AM

I just don't know how or why people would use the Internet to have sex or get into relationships.


Doesn't anyone have social skills anymore?

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 06:46 AM

I just don't know how or why people would use the Internet to have sex or get into relationships.

Doesn't anyone have social skills anymore?


Some people are fugly, they need the internet
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Posted 22 April 2017 - 07:28 AM

Some people are fugly, they need the internet


Shots fired Teamoo
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Posted 22 April 2017 - 07:47 AM

Shots fired Teamoo


Mr. Salene is beautiful


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Posted 22 April 2017 - 10:26 AM

Me. Salene is beautiful

He also has a cute laugh.


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Posted 22 April 2017 - 03:49 PM

Get some decent clothes and brush the back of your tongue and you should meet plenty of women.  You won't need to find women on the internet (that is creepy, bro.)

 

If you have trouble talking to them or starting a conversation, here's the secret.  Start the exact same conversation and the exact same subject that you would if you were talking to a guy.  If you were talking to a guy, you wouldn't want to sound dull or stupid, right?  Women are interested in a lot of the same things that men are.  And women find a lot of the same things funny that we do. 

 

Don't start right out with flattery, but when you move to it, say the exact same things that you would say to your 4 year-old niece, if you have one.  Compliment them as if they were children.  Harmless, non-sexual, non-perverted flattery.  It's funny.  It's cute.  It's endearing and you will never be mistaken for a creep.


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Posted 22 April 2017 - 05:46 PM

Get some decent clothes and brush the back of your tongue and you should meet plenty of women.  You won't need to find women on the internet (that is creepy, bro.)
 
If you have trouble talking to them or starting a conversation, here's the secret.  Start the exact same conversation and the exact same subject that you would if you were talking to a guy.  If you were talking to a guy, you wouldn't want to sound dull or stupid, right?  Women are interested in a lot of the same things that men are.  And women find a lot of the same things funny that we do. 
 
Don't start right out with flattery, but when you move to it, say the exact same things that you would say to your 4 year-old niece, if you have one.  Compliment them as if they were children.  Harmless, non-sexual, non-perverted flattery.  It's funny.  It's cute.  It's endearing and you will never be mistaken for a creep.

lmao
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Teemu just made Ignition grab the comb.

 

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Posted 23 April 2017 - 02:56 AM

lmao


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Posted 23 April 2017 - 04:41 AM

Get some decent clothes and brush the back of your tongue and you should meet plenty of women.  You won't need to find women on the internet (that is creepy, bro.)

 

If you have trouble talking to them or starting a conversation, here's the secret.  Start the exact same conversation and the exact same subject that you would if you were talking to a guy.  If you were talking to a guy, you wouldn't want to sound dull or stupid, right?  Women are interested in a lot of the same things that men are.  And women find a lot of the same things funny that we do. 

 

Don't start right out with flattery, but when you move to it, say the exact same things that you would say to your 4 year-old niece, if you have one.  Compliment them as if they were children.  Harmless, non-sexual, non-perverted flattery.  It's funny.  It's cute.  It's endearing and you will never be mistaken for a creep.

Who is the #1 idiot on the forum, Soup?


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Posted 23 April 2017 - 05:26 AM

Who is the #1 idiot on the forum, Soup?


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Posted 23 April 2017 - 11:43 AM

Who is the #1 idiot on the forum, Soup?

I don't know.  I've never been good at keeping track of these things.  All I know is who #2 is.


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