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#201 DougIsPro

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:07 AM

just smoke weed.  everything else, including coffee and alcohol is garbage.


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:11 AM

try doing a dab after 4 years of no smoking
 

The only reason it's one of the worst is because it's cheap.  There are plenty of pharmaceuticals far more potent and dangerous as an opiate than heroin.  
 
And yes, I HAVE been robbed.  By three meth heads at a poker game.  I'm far more worried about someone on meth robbing or attacking me than some poor junkie going in and out of a heroin nod.


I've lost a lot of friends and had money stolen by a lot of friends who were using heroin. They sit right along side the crack and meth heads who are equally chitty people. Trust me on this

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:19 AM

TL;DR post regarding my adventure last night:

 

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:24 AM

lmfao

 

i wish i could get that ****ered up on weed like i used to.


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:27 AM

u were probably so baked that you went into the drive through and rolled right up to the window and forgot to ever even place your order at the speaker thing.

 

now ur sittin there wondering wtf is wrong with them while theyre like wtf is wrong with you?


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:28 AM

I've lost a lot of friends and had money stolen by a lot of friends who were using heroin. They sit right along side the crack and meth heads who are equally chitty people. Trust me on this

You do know I'm an opiate addict right? And that there was a time that those were the only people I hung out with.  But only maybe 2 of them were degenerate thieves.  

 

You also know that I spent 12 years going to AA meetings.  5 of which I volunteered at the local homeless shelter and personally took groups of AA folks to have AA meetings in the local detoxes and loony bins.   I've sponsored countless guys and only 1-2 have continued to stay sober.  I've gone to 17 funerals (SEVENTEEN FUNERALS!!) for people in the program and there were dozens more that I didn't go to.  

 

The sketchiest, most degenerate people I would run in to were really bad alcoholics, crackheads and meth heads.  Junkies were easy to deal with as long as they were on suboxone, methadone or had already gone through withdrawal.  

 

Junkies that aren't broke degenerates (and many who are) prefer the high of other opiates over heroin.  The reason why heroin gets a bad rap is because that's what people end up on when they start to get close to bottom and can't afford to do other ****.  That is a lot of the reason for the perception that junkies are these terrible people.  


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:29 AM

u were probably so baked that you went into the drive through and rolled right up to the window and forgot to ever even place your order at the speaker thing.

 

now ur sittin there wondering wtf is wrong with them while theyre like wtf is wrong with you?

lol no I'm sure I ordered! I was pretty sober by that point, just irritated.  I wanted to make such a scene but I figured my eyes might still be a little bloodshot and I just wanted to get home.  


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:29 AM

You do know I'm an opiate addict right? And that there was a time that those were the only people I hung out with.  But only maybe 2 of them were degenerate thieves.  

 

You also know that I spent 12 years going to AA meetings.  5 of which I volunteered at the local homeless shelter and personally took groups of AA folks to have AA meetings in the local detoxes and loony bins.   I've sponsored countless guys and only 1-2 have continued to stay sober.  I've gone to 17 funerals (SEVENTEEN FUNERALS!!) for people in the program and there were dozens more that I didn't go to.  

 

The sketchiest, most degenerate people I would run in to were really bad alcoholics, crackheads and meth heads.  Junkies were easy to deal with as long as they were on suboxone, methadone or had already gone through withdrawal.  

 

Junkies that aren't broke degenerates (and many who are) prefer the high of other opiates over heroin.  The reason why heroin gets a bad rap is because that's what people end up on when they start to get close to bottom and can't afford to do other ****.  That is a lot of the reason for the perception that junkies are these terrible people.  

 

 

amen to that my brother.  preach it loud


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:30 AM

You do know I'm an opiate addict right? And that there was a time that those were the only people I hung out with.  But only maybe 2 of them were degenerate thieves.  
 
You also know that I spent 12 years going to AA meetings.  5 of which I volunteered at the local homeless shelter and personally took groups of AA folks to have AA meetings in the local detoxes and loony bins.   I've sponsored countless guys and only 1-2 have continued to stay sober.  I've gone to 17 funerals (SEVENTEEN FUNERALS!!) for people in the program and there were dozens more that I didn't go to.  
 
The sketchiest, most degenerate people I would run in to were really bad alcoholics, crackheads and meth heads.  Junkies were easy to deal with as long as they were on suboxone, methadone or had already gone through withdrawal.  
 
Junkies that aren't broke degenerates (and many who are) prefer the high of other opiates over heroin.  The reason why heroin gets a bad rap is because that's what people end up on when they start to get close to bottom and can't afford to do other ****.  That is a lot of the reason for the perception that junkies are these terrible people.


Not in CT.

People go to heroin because they can't afford oxys. They usually never touch meth and only some use crack. It's mainly opiates in the NE

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:31 AM

Not in CT.

People go to heroin because they can't afford oxys. They usually never touch meth and only some use crack. It's mainly opiates in the NE

That's exactly what I said in that last paragraph.  


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:34 AM

im startin to run out of dilaudids. gonna need to refill my script or get some oxys. heroin can kiss my ****.  even if it wasnt all cut down fentanyl infused garbage up here i still wouldnt waste my time with that.   cheaper and better just for my prescription pharmies


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:36 AM

im startin to run out of dilaudids. gonna need to refill my script or get some oxys. heroin can kiss my ****.  even if it wasnt all cut down fentanyl infused garbage up here i still wouldnt waste my time with that crap.

agreed

 

I like to know the pharmacological purity of my substances.  Except when it comes to coke, I just snort it.  


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:39 AM

I smoke weed,take pills,dropped out of school,killed people,drink and jump behind the wheel like it was still legal.



Extortion, snorting, supporting abortion
Pathological liar, blowing **** out of proportion
The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic
Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict.I just don't give a foooooook!
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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:41 AM

That's exactly what I said in that last paragraph.


I thought you meant other more expensive drugs. And no I didn't know you went through all that. So you should understand how terrible heroin addicts are... Maybe they are not as bad as meth heads but I wouldn't know cause that's a West coast thing. We only deal with crack heads and dope fiends on the east coast

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:44 AM

I smoke weed,take pills,dropped out of school,killed people,drink and jump behind the wheel like it was still legal.



Extortion, snorting, supporting abortion
Pathological liar, blowing **** out of proportion
The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic
Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict.I just don't give a foooooook!

 

I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave, die from an overdose and dig myself up outta my grave


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:45 AM

This will make this thread complete


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:46 AM

agreed

 

I like to know the pharmacological purity of my substances.  Except when it comes to coke, I just snort it.  

 

 

sure they process it with gasoline and all kinds of ****, god knows how it was smuggled or what it was smuggled in, or how many times its been stepped on or even hidden away some guys angus  before it gets to you, but you still put it up your nose lol

 

theyre putting fentanyl in that **** over here too lately or thats what theyre saying

 

my buddy bought an 8ball and shared it with me on my last birthday and that was the last time i done any. i dont even have the urge anymore or bother looking. **** it, i never buy that **** anyways i just leeched off friends who would. big waste of money if you ask me. i could still get high off it today but not like i used to the first few times. after that its like all i do is spend the rest of the the night doing more and more chasing the first real rush i got that night but it never happens and then i just end up feeling like **** and ill go home and eat a cheeseburger and go to sleep. .   

 

im staying away from all that ****. people have been dropping like flies out here cause of that. they shut down a large sized fentanyl lab 45 minutes out from here but that still doesnt seem to stop things. **** street drugs lol. i wouldnt even trust ecstacy these days unless i had some kind of a proper testing kit.  years ago i wouldnt even care whats in ther,e  id do it anyway expecting it to be just a speed bomb so it came as ahocker when it turns out to be good **** and im rolling hard as **** off what i expected to be crap.   but with all this fentanyl crap getting dumped into everything around here and then put onto the streets i just cant trust anything going around. well other than my weed cause i know where its grown.


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:46 AM

Or was it this?


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:46 AM

I thought you meant other more expensive drugs. And no I didn't know you went through all that. So you should understand how terrible heroin addicts are... Maybe they are not as bad as meth heads but I wouldn't know cause that's a West coast thing. We only deal with crack heads and dope fiends on the east coast

Meth is definitely not west coast only, by any means.  I'm on the southern east coast and meth and hillbilly crank are everywhere.  

 

I do think that really bad junkies might have the poorest decision making skills when it comes to survival though.


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:48 AM

sure they process it with gasoline and all kinds of ****, god knows how it was smuggled or what it was smuggled in, or how many times its been stepped on or even hidden away some guys angus  before it gets to you, but you still put it up your nose lol

 

theyre putting fentanyl in that **** over here too lately or thats what theyre saying

 

im staying away from all that ****. people have been dropping like flies out here cause of that. they shut down a large sized lab 45 minutes out from here but that still doesnt seem to stop things. **** street drugs lol. i wouldnt even trust ecstacy these days unless i had some kind of a proper testing kit.  years ago i wouldnt even care  cause i expect it to be a speed bomb too so it comes as a shocker when it turns out to be good **** and im rolling.   but with all this fentanyl crap getting dumped into everything around here and then put onto the streets i just cant trust it.

 

I've been debating getting on Silk Road and buying some DMT and some acid.  Might just go the 1-LSD route and get them "legally".  But I'm also going to be getting a reagent testing kit for each.  I don't trust drugs like I used to.


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 10:11 AM

I've been debating getting on Silk Road and buying some DMT and some acid.  Might just go the 1-LSD route and get them "legally".  But I'm also going to be getting a reagent testing kit for each.  I don't trust drugs like I used to.

 

 

buying drugs off the internet still seems sketchy as hell. 


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 12:59 PM

Man I really need to smoke weed when working on engineering related classes

 

I had some serious pothead ingenuity last night


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 01:21 PM

i think im gonna engineer myself a nap


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 02:07 PM

welp  not gonna happen

 

tired as **** tho and i got **** to do in a while.

 

i wish i had some herbal tea of any kind. i have about half a tin of maxwell house coffee kicking around  but its probably half a year old!. never been much of a coffee guy. havent had any for at least 2 months i figure,  so one cup would probably wire my brain right out!

 

herbal tea sounds like a better alternative.  or any tea.  **** i dont even drink tea!!  i just need some kind of upper that is gonna keep me from passing the **** out. which im like right on the verge of right now and to me i feel like no sleep is better than just 1 or 2 hours.   getting out of bed is brutal like that

 

smfh i think ill go with coffee. the only thing  herbal ive got going on is weed and thats just gonna kick me back even more.

 

oh my **** i cant even remember how much coffee i usually throw in the filters for a pot lol this is going to be interesting


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 02:11 PM

welp  not gonna happen

 

tired as **** tho and i got **** to do in a while.

 

i wish i had some herbal tea of any kind. i have about half a tin of maxwell house coffee kicking around  but its probably half a year old!. never been much of a coffee guy. havent had any for at least 2 months i figure,  so one cup would probably wire my brain right out!

 

herbal tea sounds like a better alternative.  or any tea.  **** i dont even drink tea!!  i just need some kind of upper that is gonna keep me from passing the **** out. which im like right on the verge of right now and to me i feel like no sleep is better than just 1 or 2 hours.   getting out of bed is brutal like that

 

smfh i think ill go with coffee. the only thing  herbal ive got going on is weed and thats just gonna kick me back even more.

 

oh my **** i cant even remember how much coffee i usually throw in the filters for a pot lol this is going to be interesting

 

I drink three cups of green tea a day.  Seems to keep me going.


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 02:28 PM

I drink three cups of green tea a day.  Seems to keep me going.


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 02:31 PM

i got my coffee

 

this is like a heart failure waiting to happen

 

**** you body i do what i want


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 05:14 PM

rolled the ****tiest pinner of my life

 

gave up halfway through trying to smoke it, guess I'm going to the vape shop.  


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 07:35 PM

just smoke weed. everything else, including coffee and alcohol is garbage.


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 09:45 PM

rolled the ****tiest pinner of my life

 

gave up halfway through trying to smoke it, guess I'm going to the vape shop.  

 

lol i remember trying to roll joints when i was 15

 

at first they were the most pathetic pregnant joints ive ever seen, and my hands would shake in the progress and trying to roll a joint was like a 15 minute ordeal  and it would smoke like crap and i felt like such a useless failure.  once or twice i even packed a cigarette tube full of weed and that didnt go over that great either i was such a noob but we all had to start somewhere.  it was a step up from just popping holes in a pop can though i guess

 

i eventually caught on pretty quick tho. now i can roll a good dozen in just a few minutes, and as long as its filled with a good amount of sticky weed ii can roll a half decent joint just using my right hand over the palm if im not too drunk, its kinda nifty.  gives me a hand free to sip on my beer


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 10:10 PM

when u guys were young and living at home and trying to hide your stoner ways from your folks at first, and were too lazy to go outside and blaze your face off,  have you ever tried opening your bedroom window exhaling your weed smoke through an empty toilet paper tube with like a couple bounce dryer sheets in there?

 

let me tell you something, you think youre being clever and that itll mask the smell and they wont notice but trust me, theyll know what ur up to lol. it aint fooling nobody. what are you doing laundry in your room at this time of night lol?   but i dont know anybody whos never done that before lol.

 

i guess even lighting incense would be a better approach if ur really not tryiing to get your parents hounding you but i never really had that problem. my parents  never cared and they smoked too so by the time i turned 17 and they found my stash i left out one day there was no more trying to hide it, and my room would just stink like a god damn grow  op whenever i came home from school.

 

it was the cigarettes and beer it took them a while to approve of back before i was 19 and legal age and still living with them. even though they smoked like a god damn chimney right in the kitchen and the house would always stink. they had like a small bathroom in their bedroom and they would always blaze weed in there too and before i even knew they were stoners i would smell it wafting out of their window every time i came home through  the back yard, but could never put my finger on it because it would never smell that good because they always mixed tobacco with their joints. it was like a distinctive hint of weed mixed with the smell of my grandpas house lol


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 10:10 PM

Hmm I'm possibly higher than I was yesterday


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Posted 20 May 2017 - 02:53 AM

when u guys were young and living at home and trying to hide your stoner ways from your folks at first, and were too lazy to go outside and blaze your face off, have you ever tried opening your bedroom window exhaling your weed smoke through an empty toilet paper tube with like a couple bounce dryer sheets in there?

let me tell you something, you think youre being clever and that itll mask the smell and they wont notice but trust me, theyll know what ur up to lol. it aint fooling nobody. what are you doing laundry in your room at this time of night lol? but i dont know anybody whos never done that before lol.

i guess even lighting incense would be a better approach if ur really not tryiing to get your parents hounding you but i never really had that problem. my parents never cared and they smoked too so by the time i turned 17 and they found my stash i left out one day there was no more trying to hide it, and my room would just stink like a god damn grow op whenever i came home from school.

it was the cigarettes and beer it took them a while to approve of back before i was 19 and legal age and still living with them. even though they smoked like a god damn chimney right in the kitchen and the house would always stink. they had like a small bathroom in their bedroom and they would always blaze weed in there too and before i even knew they were stoners i would smell it wafting out of their window every time i came home through the back yard, but could never put my finger on it because it would never smell that good because they always mixed tobacco with their joints. it was like a distinctive hint of weed mixed with the smell of my grandpas house lol

I used to run the shower hot as fook so there was a ton of steam and smoke in the bathroom before I left for high school in the morning. It worked like a charm. I'd just blow the smoke into the shower and out the window that was beside it.

I wasnt actually in the shower to clarify.

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 02:57 AM

ahhh the hawaiian hotbox

 

used to live in a basement suite and my bathroom was real small with a walk in shower and id sometimes hotbox the **** out of the bathroom real easy


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Posted 20 May 2017 - 03:01 AM

ahhh the hawaiian hotbox

used to live in a basement suite and my bathroom was real small with a walk in shower and id sometimes hotbox the **** out of the bathroom real easy

My bedroom was beside the back porch too so my window had access right to the back porch. I set my room up so that my bed was right against that window to make it easier to sneak out.

That, however, I did get caught doing. Such a terrible feeling to come back from a midnight roll in the hay to find your bedroom window locked.

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 05:45 AM

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 09:16 AM

when u guys were young and living at home and trying to hide your stoner ways from your folks at first, and were too lazy to go outside and blaze your face off,  have you ever tried opening your bedroom window exhaling your weed smoke through an empty toilet paper tube with like a couple bounce dryer sheets in there?

 

let me tell you something, you think youre being clever and that itll mask the smell and they wont notice but trust me, theyll know what ur up to lol. it aint fooling nobody. what are you doing laundry in your room at this time of night lol?   but i dont know anybody whos never done that before lol.

 

i guess even lighting incense would be a better approach if ur really not tryiing to get your parents hounding you but i never really had that problem. my parents  never cared and they smoked too so by the time i turned 17 and they found my stash i left out one day there was no more trying to hide it, and my room would just stink like a god damn grow  op whenever i came home from school.

 

it was the cigarettes and beer it took them a while to approve of back before i was 19 and legal age and still living with them. even though they smoked like a god damn chimney right in the kitchen and the house would always stink. they had like a small bathroom in their bedroom and they would always blaze weed in there too and before i even knew they were stoners i would smell it wafting out of their window every time i came home through  the back yard, but could never put my finger on it because it would never smell that good because they always mixed tobacco with their joints. it was like a distinctive hint of weed mixed with the smell of my grandpas house lol

 

Lol that was me last night

 

My wife doesn't want the house reeking of smoke so I've been stinking up the hall bathroom.  I have to take out all of the towels, run the fan, blow through a dryer sheet, all of it.  

 

There's no window in that room but for some reason our house doesn't have any screens so I couldn't open it anyway unless I wanted the zillions of bug trying to get the light to come in to the house.  

 

I can't tell if running the shower helps or hurts.  I know that was our go-to move in high school but I really think the increased humidity made the smoke linger longer.  


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Posted 20 May 2017 - 09:18 AM

I made a total failure of a gravity bong.  

 

I didn't have a jug big enough and had to use a Gatoraid bottle.  But the mouth of the bottle is too big, I need something with a smaller opening.  I tried drilling a hole in the cap but then it seemed like the plastic was melting under the tinfoil.  

 

I couldn't get suction anyway.  Was a total waste of weed

 

I ended up having to have the wife take me to the vape shop and I bought a little $5 bowl.


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Posted 20 May 2017 - 09:56 AM

I made a total failure of a gravity bong.  

 

I didn't have a jug big enough and had to use a Gatoraid bottle.  But the mouth of the bottle is too big, I need something with a smaller opening.  I tried drilling a hole in the cap but then it seemed like the plastic was melting under the tinfoil.  

 

I couldn't get suction anyway.  Was a total waste of weed

 

I ended up having to have the wife take me to the vape shop and I bought a little $5 bowl.

dont make a gravity bong.  they make that harsh **** yellow smoke thats hard to handle.  ill just stick with pipe and bong.


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Posted 20 May 2017 - 09:59 AM

dont make a gravity bong. they make that harsh **** yellow smoke thats hard to handle. ill just stick with pipe and bong.


I always preferred smoking out of a bong with ice water.
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Posted 20 May 2017 - 10:10 AM

I always preferred smoking out of a bong with ice water.

cold water in a bong or ice always seemed to give me bronchitis. 

 

 

ain't nobody got time for dat!


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Posted 20 May 2017 - 02:23 PM

This thread is an indicator of how much of a crazy leap weed has taken since I first inhaled the Devils lettuce some 15 odd years ago. I have no idea what a lot of these terms even mean.
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Posted 20 May 2017 - 03:24 PM

I made a total failure of a gravity bong.  

 

I didn't have a jug big enough and had to use a Gatoraid bottle.  But the mouth of the bottle is too big, I need something with a smaller opening.  I tried drilling a hole in the cap but then it seemed like the plastic was melting under the tinfoil.  

 

I couldn't get suction anyway.  Was a total waste of weed

 

I ended up having to have the wife take me to the vape shop and I bought a little $5 bowl.

 

 

lol i used to do that with 2'6 bottles of smirnoff vodka.   there was a little indent near the bottom of the bottle just weak enough to punch a hole through with a nail. and then id just punch small holes on the cap to use as the bowl and put the weed on top

 

worked just fine

 

 

used to do that and make lungs out of subway bags and the top of 2 litre pop bottles. all the time.  


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Posted 20 May 2017 - 03:28 PM

Ivw found I really dont like sativa.. it makes me feel all paranoid and anxious
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Posted 20 May 2017 - 03:32 PM

 

damn  thats cheap. i been payin 100 CAD for 30-32 gram 'ounces' off my buddy for almost a decade now. he's an old head who grows it

 

thats still far cheaper than any street dealer or dispensary would sell for, and even my other friends cant afford to sell anywhere close to that and their bud is only a little bit better.   theyre always bugging me for hookups and **** too. fortunately my guy lives out of town so its easy to weasel my way out of it if i dont feel like hooking them up otherwise theyd  be hounding my phone all the time and i dont like that. i got out of the selling business quite a while ago.


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Posted 20 May 2017 - 03:33 PM

I got stoned as hell last night... it was wonferful
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Posted 20 May 2017 - 03:41 PM

I got stoned as hell last night... it was wonferful

I'm stoned as hell now

 

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i could use a blow job from a pizza right now


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Posted 20 May 2017 - 03:51 PM

I'm stoned as hell now

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