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#1 Jolldan

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Posted 15 May 2017 - 02:12 AM

Joanna cruised to a UD victory over Andrade on Saturday the only time in the fight where Jessica looked to have any chances was the first round when she showed off her big strength advantage and power when she caused a hematoma on the forehead of Joanna.

 

After that Joanna established her range and from the second round on it was a case of her picking Jessica apart from distance.

 

Few options are left for her now.

 

Rose Namajunas has the best case for the next title shot against the champ and looks likely to be the next challenger.

 

 

 

But who do you think can possibly beat Joanna?

 

 


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Posted 15 May 2017 - 02:19 AM

And again and again and again and still... nobody will take the belt away from her
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Posted 15 May 2017 - 02:21 AM

At 125 Valentina will stomp her for a fourth time.


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Posted 15 May 2017 - 02:25 AM

At 125 Valentina will stomp her for a fourth time.

 

I would be surprised if she goes after the 125 belt until she has beaten Rousey's record.

 

Sure she has mentioned wanting to break it go down as the female GOAT.


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Posted 15 May 2017 - 02:27 AM

I would be surprised if she goes after the 125 belt until she has beaten Rousey's record.

 

Sure she has mentioned wanting to break it go down as the female GOAT.

 

She's been calling for the flyweight division.  Valentina beat her 3 different times in muay thai at that weight.


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Posted 15 May 2017 - 02:31 AM

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Posted 15 May 2017 - 02:37 AM

Her fights almost get boring at a point because she's just too good. You're waiting for the other person to actually hurt her or to at least stop getting schooled

I know she got walloped in that first round but for the next 20 minutes it was cruise control

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Posted 15 May 2017 - 03:11 AM

At 125 Valentina will stomp her for a fourth time.

Valentina will take her to school.

Joanna will stay at 115, where she's safe.


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Posted 15 May 2017 - 03:25 AM

There's a reason she's ducking the p4p wimmen's GOAT....only one fighter has the unstoppable combination of speed, power and agility necessary to beat JJ.

 

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Posted 15 May 2017 - 03:28 AM

Valentina will take her to school.

Joanna will stay at 115, where she's safe.

 

Val will be a 2 weight world champion, held consecutively.  She's gonna put the big girl belt on her right shoulder first.  She will then put the little girl belt on her left shoulder and you are gonna need a fookin' army to come take those belts off Queen Valentina.

 

JJ will get offered enough money to take another azzwhoopin' at 125 down the line.


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Posted 15 May 2017 - 03:52 AM

There's a reason she's ducking the p4p wimmen's GOAT....only one fighter has the unstoppable combination of speed, power and testicles necessary to beat JJ.

 

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Posted 15 May 2017 - 04:18 AM

I can see Rose beating her in the same fashion Tate beat Holm TBH


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Posted 15 May 2017 - 05:38 AM

I can see Rose beating her in the same fashion Tate beat Holm TBH

 

lmfao!

 

NO!


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Posted 15 May 2017 - 07:53 AM

I can see Rose beating her in the same fashion Tate beat Holm TBH

 

Rose looked world class on the ground against Paige but Joanna is not Paige lol

 

One thing for sure if she comes out with the same striking style like she did against Michelle where she's really heavy on the front leg Joanna will mash that leg up all night.


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Posted 15 May 2017 - 08:35 AM

There's a reason she's ducking the p4p wimmen's GOAT....only one fighter has the unstoppable combination of speed, power and agility necessary to beat JJ.

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Posted 15 May 2017 - 08:57 AM

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Posted 15 May 2017 - 09:02 AM

No one can.  She's the best there is, the best there ever will be.


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Posted 15 May 2017 - 09:23 AM

Give me 1 minute in a room with her and she'll be sidelined 9 months


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Posted 15 May 2017 - 10:14 AM

I dont see it but I do see Rose and Felice at least giving her a better fight.

 

I got a lot respect for Andrade tho


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Posted 15 May 2017 - 11:50 AM

I hope she doesn't switch weight classes, I know people love seeing fighters move around to create super fights but I really wish more would be like Mighty Mouse and stay in one division and be a god.
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Posted 15 May 2017 - 07:49 PM

I dont see it but I do see Rose and Felice at least giving her a better fight.

I got a lot respect for Andrade tho


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Posted 15 May 2017 - 09:28 PM

Rose looked world class on the ground against Paige but Joanna is not Paige lol

 

One thing for sure if she comes out with the same striking style like she did against Michelle where she's really heavy on the front leg Joanna will mash that leg up all night.

Rose not taking her down and if she do she will rise back up faster than the Undertaker.


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Posted 15 May 2017 - 09:35 PM

Maybe if JJ moves up to 125 she will have a little extra power?

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Posted 16 May 2017 - 02:16 AM

I hope she doesn't switch weight classes, I know people love seeing fighters move around to create super fights but I really wish more would be like Mighty Mouse and stay in one division and be a god.

 

One to go to match Rousey's record then she is.


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Posted 16 May 2017 - 02:38 AM

Maybe if JJ moves up to 125 she will have a little extra power?

She better hope so, because Valentina is coming for the 125 pound title after she smacks around Nunes. And Joanna ain't beating Valentina.


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Posted 16 May 2017 - 02:40 AM

I can see Rose beating her in the same fashion Tate beat Holm TBH

Surely her ground game can't be THAT bad
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Posted 16 May 2017 - 02:45 AM

Surely her ground game can't be THAT bad

 

Exactly if she can deal with Claudia's ground game who I would say is better on the ground then she can deal with Rose.


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Posted 16 May 2017 - 02:50 AM

Exactly if she can deal with Claudia's ground game who I would say is better on the ground then she can deal with Rose.

Also destroyed cookie monster which is the damien maia of the 115 pound division.



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Posted 16 May 2017 - 02:53 AM

Also destroyed cookie monster which is the damien maia of the 115 pound division.

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Posted 16 May 2017 - 04:13 AM

Also destroyed cookie monster which is the damien maia of the 115 pound division.

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Posted 16 May 2017 - 08:13 AM

I dont think so.. I really dont see anyone beating her in the near future

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Posted 16 May 2017 - 12:21 PM

Joanna cruised to a UD victory over Andrade on Saturday the only time in the fight where Jessica looked to have any chances was the first round when she showed off her big strength advantage and power when she caused a hematoma on the forehead of Joanna.

 

After that Joanna established her range and from the second round on it was a case of her picking Jessica apart from distance.

 

Few options are left for her now.

 

Rose Namajunas has the best case for the next title shot against the champ and looks likely to be the next challenger.

 

 

 

But who do you think can possibly beat Joanna?

 

Karolina, nearly! deserves another go 



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Posted 16 May 2017 - 01:32 PM

Rose is about the only good one left. If JJ beats her, she's likely to be declared nearly invincible.


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Posted 16 May 2017 - 02:10 PM

Rose is about the only good one left. If JJ beats her, she's likely to be declared nearly invincible.

I think she beats her with ease as well.. I want to see it

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Posted 16 May 2017 - 02:26 PM

Rose is about the only good one left. If JJ beats her, she's likely to be declared nearly invincible.

In theory, Rose should be next, right ?


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Posted 16 May 2017 - 04:23 PM

In theory, Rose should be next, right ?

Yes, I think she is.

 

After that its might be down to Karolina/Claudia winner, I guess.



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Posted 16 May 2017 - 08:03 PM

thugjitsu is more an equivalent of maia than anyone in 115


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Posted 17 May 2017 - 02:03 AM

Karolina, nearly! deserves another go 

 

Man I think that punch Karolina cracked her with has left people with a real skewed few on the fight.

 

Joanna dominated the other 4 rounds she even won that one.

 

Out of everyone the most interesting rematch I feel in Andrade (not right away). She walked through Joanna's strikes for 5 rounds and didn't look in to bad a shape at the end. If she can refine her striking or her wrestling I think the rematch is very interesting.


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Posted 17 May 2017 - 02:08 AM

I dont see it but I do see Rose and Felice at least giving her a better fight.

 

I got a lot respect for Andrade tho

 

lmfao!

 

Andrade would STOMP Rose and Felice for the duration of the match.


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Posted 17 May 2017 - 01:38 PM

lmfao!

 

Andrade would STOMP Rose and Felice for the duration of the match.

I know right ? Andrade is no joke.


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Posted 17 May 2017 - 01:52 PM

Not if she runs away every fight like against Jessica
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Posted 17 May 2017 - 01:54 PM

She's very skinny someone will show up in the UFC who is perfect for the weight class with decent skills & will knock her out. She beat up a midget in her last fight.

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Posted 17 May 2017 - 02:21 PM

Not if she runs away every fight like against Jessica

I couldnt help but notice that too.

 

She definetely didnt want stand and bang with Jessica goat


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Posted 17 May 2017 - 03:50 PM

Rose is a can. Joanna smashes mighty mouse next.



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Posted 18 May 2017 - 10:15 AM

All I know is, at this point in time, I'm thinking JJ may well have the best boxing in the UFC. Pretty sweet jab. Short crisp shots and good footwork and movement. Add some pretty decent kicks like she has and good TDD and it's tough to see anyone taking her out.



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Posted 18 May 2017 - 10:37 AM

All I know is, at this point in time, I'm thinking JJ may well have the best boxing in the UFC. Pretty sweet jab. Short crisp shots and good footwork and movement. Add some pretty decent kicks like she has and good TDD and it's tough to see anyone taking her out.

Here we go with overrating wimmens again. I thought people would've learned from the rousey debacle.
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Posted 18 May 2017 - 11:04 AM

Not right now but maybe once she becomes unmotivated.  I had hopes for aleksandra albu but she hasnt fought in ages.


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 12:16 PM

thug rose smokes a pack of newports a day now.  theres footage on youtube of her doing it.  i guess its possible, tho.  joe schilling smokes cigarettes and works out crazy.


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 12:24 PM

thug rose smokes a pack of newports a day now.  theres footage on youtube of her doing it.  i guess its possible, tho.  joe schilling smokes cigarettes and works out crazy.


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