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Posted 18 May 2017 - 07:35 AM

called in a vaca day 2mo, official start of my long weekend May 2-4 has begun

 

every true Canadian who owns a cottage (lol) will be celebrating this magnificent holiday with a 24 by the dock most likely up north

 

I will be going M.I.A from tomorrow till tuesday


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 07:41 AM

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Posted 18 May 2017 - 07:53 AM

I'm going to spend my holiday weekend watching a whole lot of wrestling, so you know, basically just like every other weekend.


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 08:13 AM

And to top it all off, the wife is taking the kids up her parents Saturday. I'm going to be sitting in my underwear eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 09:19 AM

meng it's May 18th


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 09:29 AM

meng it's May 18th

this is a Canadian thing

 

you wouldn't understand


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 09:30 AM

meng it's May 18th

I think that he took too many marijuanas
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Posted 18 May 2017 - 09:37 AM

I think that he took too many marijuanas

2-4 = 24 beers, not may 24th just the 3rd weekend of may

 

on the Victoria day in Canada we get the Monday off and we drink a 24 of beers to celebrate Victoria day (for some reason), it is also the first long weekend of the summer/niceish weather

 

you guys made me explain it so I did


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 09:53 AM

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The Chad went outside, got too much sun and burst into flames, igniting the Canadian forested wilderness which is now causing an Eclipse.

 

 

 

lmao! I had that experience once. Light's out, drunk didn't even notice it. When i went to the bathroom i wondered why my mouth tasted like copper. Started brushing my teeth and noticed when i spat out it was red then it hit me. Walked back into the bedroom turned the lights on and there were red finger prints on the wall, sheets were rekt and she was cleaning herself with a towel. I almost got upset at first for not telling me but i was like oh well zero **** given. 

 

 

 


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 10:04 AM

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Posted 18 May 2017 - 10:13 AM

Who told you idiots you could start making your own holidays up there?
     

Let me go get my phone, and get Trump on the horn. We need to hurry up and wall you off.


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 10:16 AM

Who told you idiots you could start making your own holidays up there?
     

Let me go get my phone, and get Trump on the horn. We need to hurry up and wall you off.

let trump build his wall

 

we have all the cool stuff we need here that we don't want to share anyways


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 10:17 AM

let trump build his wall

we have all the cool stuff we need here that we don't want to share anyways


Like what? Snow?

I guess snow is pretty damn cool
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Posted 18 May 2017 - 10:22 AM

Like what? Snow?

I guess snow is pretty damn cool

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Posted 18 May 2017 - 10:24 AM

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Well, now that you put it that way.

Canada is lit as ****!!
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Posted 18 May 2017 - 10:29 AM

And to top it all off, the wife is taking the kids up her parents Saturday. I'm going to be sitting in my underwear eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!

Living the dream
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Posted 18 May 2017 - 10:40 AM

let trump build his wall

 

we have all the cool stuff we need here that we don't want to share anyways

You guys will devolve into cavemen without America to hold your hand.


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 10:43 AM

You guys will devolve into cavemen without America to hold your hand.

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Posted 18 May 2017 - 10:47 AM

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Don't act like you aren't just as flabby up there with your pancakes, terrible beer, and poutine.


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 10:56 AM

Who told you idiots you could start making your own holidays up there?

Let me go get my phone, and get Trump on the horn. We need to hurry up and wall you off.

I can start today. I'm sick of these **** holes causing car accidents in my city.
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Posted 18 May 2017 - 01:04 PM

You guys will devolve into cavemen without America to hold your hand.

 

 

those are fighting words

 

u want ur whitehouse burned down again m8?


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 01:06 PM

Like what? Snow?

I guess snow is pretty damn cool

 

 

any more out of you and we will send nickelback and justin bieber to invade your country


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 01:29 PM

I can start today. I'm sick of these **** holes causing car accidents in my city.

lol are you blaming Canadians for your car accidents

 

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Posted 18 May 2017 - 01:32 PM

lol are you blaming Canadians for your car accidents

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I'm blaming Canadians for not knowing what the **** they are doing while driving. I constantly see illegal U Turns, cutting people off to cross two lanes to make a turn, driving 10 mph below the speed limit, running red lights etc. I see an accident involving a Canadian almost weekly.

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Posted 18 May 2017 - 01:36 PM

I'm blaming Canadians for not knowing what the **** they are doing while driving. I constantly see illegal U Turns, cutting people off to cross two lanes to make a turn, driving 10 mph below the speed limit, running red lights etc. I see an accident involving a Canadian almost weekly.

how do you know they are even Canadian, do you pay attention to every license plate? Don't pretend American's are innocent in this, when they cross the border its like they're driving on another planet

 

It's not our fault that buffalo is full of random **** speed drops, 30 to an 80 to a 60 to a 40 in the matter of ten seconds


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 05:18 PM

In Quebec its National Patriots Day.

 

They don't like Queen Victoria or any other Queen. Except GSP.



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Posted 18 May 2017 - 05:25 PM

I'm blaming Canadians for not knowing what the **** they are doing while driving. I constantly see illegal U Turns, cutting people off to cross two lanes to make a turn, driving 10 mph below the speed limit, running red lights etc. I see an accident involving a Canadian almost weekly.

 

i see people driving like idiots with their cellphones to their ears all the time and i never see any accidents.  its the elderly you gotta worry about. so far this year three of them have managed to drive their car into the front of businesses and a shopping district here thinking that they had it in reverse.  trying go get out of the mall parking lot unscathed is like a brush with death. i trust drunk drivers more than seniors on the road, and theres tonnes of both of them here.

 

and 10 mph under the limit? just wait until next year when marijuana legalization comes into effect. every road will become a traffic jam lol



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Posted 18 May 2017 - 05:29 PM

Don't act like you aren't just as flabby up there with your pancakes, terrible beer, and poutine.


Terrible beer?

You guys drink water down there thinking it has a high alcohol level at 2.0. My kid could probably out drink 90% of your country with the swill you make.
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Posted 18 May 2017 - 05:31 PM

lmao yeah how can they talk like they know anything about canadian beer when their beer is ****ing water.

 

and poutine is ****ing awesome bro and so is maple syrup on pancakes



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Posted 18 May 2017 - 05:33 PM

lmao yeah how can they talk like they know anything about canadian beer when their beer is ****ing water.

and poutine is ****ing awesome bro and so is maple syrup on pancakes


Wait, muricans think Maple syrup is a bad thing? Are they **** insane? Is that why they invade other countries, because they do not get a good start to the day with a flavorful pancake with syrup?
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Posted 18 May 2017 - 05:44 PM

if cashflow got some beef with me thats fine.  we will settle it out the true  canadian way.  I will get off of my snowmobile, turn off my nickelback, and we will meet out back behind the curling rink and throw down with apologies and then after we are done trading i'm sorries with each other, we'll head back to the igloo where we can drink some real beers and chow down on a maple syrup soaked poutine while watching the hockey game.


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 05:49 PM

Terrible beer?

You guys drink water down there thinking it has a high alcohol level at 2.0. My kid could probably out drink 90% of your country with the swill you make.

Canada's most popular beer is an American made beer
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Posted 18 May 2017 - 05:52 PM

theres alot of things that are popular but that doesnt mean its any good.  for isntance, look at your president.



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Posted 18 May 2017 - 05:53 PM

theres alot of things that are popular but that doesnt mean its any good. for isntance, look at your president.

You drink Busch like our homeless people. You don't know what good beer is.
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Posted 18 May 2017 - 05:53 PM

americas most popular beer is bud lite

 

lol that **** literally is water



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Posted 18 May 2017 - 05:54 PM

You drink Busch like our homeless people. You don't know what good beer is.

 

i drank busch ice cause they had it dirt cheap for a couple months and that was all i could afford to binge on at the time. havent drank it for years.  it was alright and drinkable for mildly strong beer.


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 05:55 PM

https://www.statista...-united-states/

 

all of americas top selling beer is light beer.  america's favorite beer is water lmao



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Posted 18 May 2017 - 06:01 PM

the only american beer i really dont mind is coors banquet and still its rather weak to me. i rank it just slightly above molson canadian - the mcdonalds happy meal of canadian beer  where it tastes good but isnt quite strong enough to get the job done. much like budweiser.  sure they taste good but they are way overpriced for what they are and  i shouldnt have to drink 15 beers just to get a good buzz on.

 

ill drink anything though im not that picky. doesnt mean i enjoy it.  whatevers strong and cheap. i dont mind the 8% monkey piss  either.  though ive grown out of the malt **** like colt 45 and old english.

 

and  even our bums are more legit alcoholics than yours! over here our bums dont drink busch. they drink 74 sherry.  thats like the one **** i refuse to drink. not even if i had  freddievanhalen's mouth and warwest's liver!


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 07:53 PM

if cashflow got some beef with me thats fine.  we will settle it out the true  canadian way.  I will get off of my snowmobile, turn off my nickelback, and we will meet out back behind the curling rink and throw down with apologies and then after we are done trading i'm sorries with each other, we'll head back to the igloo where we can drink some real beers and chow down on a maple syrup soaked poutine while watching the hockey game.

I don't think cashflow or any other American's could handle our stronger beer TBH


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 07:53 PM

Canada's most popular beer is an American made beer

I honestly rarely drink and when I have a beer it is the weaker **** like Molson Canadian.
That said, I am not sure what Beer your referring to. I know all the Hillbillies in the rural areas drink Pilsner like its water. But I think that's a Canadian brand, so I doubt that's the one your referring to.



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Posted 18 May 2017 - 07:54 PM

i drank busch ice cause they had it dirt cheap for a couple months and that was all i could afford to binge on at the time. havent drank it for years.  it was alright and drinkable for mildly strong beer.

 

old Milwaukie 6% tall boys

 

sometimes you just gotta take a week off the nice stuff and buy the cheap stuff that gets you ****tered


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 07:57 PM

old Milwaukie 6% tall boys

 

sometimes you just gotta take a week off the nice stuff and buy the cheap stuff that gets you ****tered

Lucky Lager
Dont think you can go much cheaper than that without crossing the boarder.

 


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 08:37 PM

old Milwaukie 6% tall boys

 

sometimes you just gotta take a week off the nice stuff and buy the cheap stuff that gets you ****tered

 

 

ive been buying 8 packs of old milwaukee lately. cheap and rather drinkable


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 02:36 AM

old Milwaukie 6% tall boys

sometimes you just gotta take a week off the nice stuff and buy the cheap stuff that gets you ****tered

Milwaukee is in Wisconsin.
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Posted 19 May 2017 - 06:43 AM

I honestly rarely drink and when I have a beer it is the weaker **** like Molson Canadian.
That said, I am not sure what Beer your referring to. I know all the Hillbillies in the rural areas drink Pilsner like its water. But I think that's a Canadian brand, so I doubt that's the one your referring to.

Some booze magazine did a study and Budweiser was the most popular beer in Canada and Bud light in the US. I don't know if it's accurate at all. Budweiser isnt' bad but Bud light is horrible. I really don't care what people drink tbh honest. Drink what you like and tell everyone to **** off.
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Posted 19 May 2017 - 07:02 AM

Bud is the best selling beer in Canada. It is all but Identical to the number 2 beer, the number 3 beer etc etc

 

ONly the can changes.

 

Sort of like GSPs career.



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Posted 19 May 2017 - 07:27 AM

i swear some of the popular american beers seemed to be brewed and distributed from canada. fairly sure the budweiser around here is one of them.

i just found that a little odd. though maybe im tripping. im still pretty sure.

ill look on the cans next time i buy some


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 07:33 AM

i swear some of the popular american beers seemed to be brewed and distributed from canada. fairly sure the budweiser around here is one of them.

i just found that a little odd. though maybe im tripping. im still pretty sure.

ill look on the cans next time i buy some

They probably are. Budweiser has quite a few breweries and barley malting plants in the US including the city I live in. Every so often they have day fresh Budweiser sales which for some reason tastes better than when it's on a shelf for a month.

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 07:37 AM

They probably are. Budweiser has quite a few breweries and barley malting plants in the US including the city I live in. Every so often they have day fresh Budweiser sales which for some reason tastes better than when it's on a shelf for a month.

 

 

yeah actually budweiser for sure here is brewed in canada    and i know other american brand beers are too. 

 

halifax, st johns, vancouver, and montreal seem to be big on brewing them.

 

kinda trips me out i remember buying that ****  and im like mehhh american beer  but i look on the can and its like brewed in montreal or some ****.  


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 07:42 AM

i dont know how bud lite could be so popular down there.  i doubt its popular for anyone who drinks to get drunk or anyone who gets drunk more than twice a week.

 

the **** is so expensive.  and so watered down. even weaker than the regular budweiser which here is 5% and its still not all that great.  i dont mind the bud but ull never catch me drinking bud light unless someone offers me one


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