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What Are Your Pet Peeves ?

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People who watch Big Bang Theory.

I know a lot of people that enjoy empirically bad shows or movies. You are allowed to enjoy them, so long as you are not evangelical about it.

 

But if you try to use Schrodinger's Cat in an argument about video game logic, and you don't really know what Schrodinger was trying to say, you should asphyxiate on your own phallus and expire.

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I'm pretty sure Cuoco's tiddies hit the interwebz during one of the waves of The Fappening. Watching BBT after that is unforgivable.

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Example?

Black fathers that stick around and raise their kids.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol, JK, that chit has never happened.

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People who buy prepared vegetables.

Oh yes, your time is so short you don't have three minutes to peel some carrots.

**** off

 

 

lol good one

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people who stand up when the queen appears on the telly

that jelly that surrounds ham if you buy it in a can to go camping with and it's so salty it's like eating solidified semen

deep pan pizza can **** off, its thin and crispy or it ain't a pizza.

Panda bears, what's the point? If they can't be bothered to shag, then **** em.

Granulated sugar. Piss off.

Strangers on long journeys who want to tell me their health history. **** off.

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chewing gum

tiny portions in restaurants

hoodies

young uns who walk around impressed because they are unemployable

animal cruelty

the far left

the far right

any ****er who says 'i understand what you're saying, but.......'

telephone call centres 

rubbish cheap british sausages, the british sausage is a thing of beauty ffs

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vegemite. i like vegemite, but it's **** compared to marmite.

cous cous is an abomination if served anywhere in europe

wwe and all that pretend conflict kiddies ****e

first generation sa80 was a twat

overcooked veggies

people who wear body warmers/vests but short sleeved shirts

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croutons in soup

people who complain about the crap food they have received when they are stupid enough to order food in a drinking, non foodie type pub.

tiny seats on airplanes

stupidly expensive seats to go business

north africa. all of it.

belly button lint

pubic hair that grows up the member like sideburns

mushroom soup

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men who ask me if i have a handkerchief

no i don't, i'm not a bender.

wimmen who seem to expect me to be interested in csi, ncis or anything on netflix

pet ****ing cats

christians

muslims

jews

catholics

any kinda combination of the above who likes to tell me about it

when it's raining (like now)and i should be out fishing

golf

badminton

people who say to me '....i was going to join the army/marines, but......'

people who say to me '....i was special forces.....' funny how they can never answer a simple question and its plain as day they never served.

bitter aubergines

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the wife who seems basterd incapable of putting a blu ray or dvd into or out of the player without scratching it.

the wife who asks me for the 39 thousandth time how to turn the friggin sound bar on.

beetroot chips.

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lol STBL went HAM but that ham one made me vom a little

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3 hours ago, Bwana said:

People that biitch about laws, but don't have time to vote...then biitch some more.

It's think the opposite. 

 

Why i don't vote. The public sucks. Fk hope. 

 

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