Quoting here because a lot of work went into this and I feel it's not getting enough exposure in wtg's beta fanboy thread.
I just rewatched Weidcan vs Moose. This should display exactly why Weidcan is a CAN, will lose to KelGOAT, and should subsequently be cut from the UFC
67 seconds into round 1 Weidcan dove for ankles
and got a pissweak takedown, lost position, went for a weak guillitine, got stood up.
2 mins and 10 seconds into round 1, Weidcan kind of leans into Moose's hips, Moose pulls guard because he's getting bored of Chris walking face first into his jabs. At this point, fat retard Matt Serra yells "All Day! YESS! Take your time Chris!" - I guess he didn't realise that Moose actually pulled guard.
Moose is that bored he sits in half guard, lays on his back and ponders his existence.
He gets bored of that and decides that standing back up would be less boring, and does so with ease. A minute after that, desperate Chris telegraphs more touchbutt, can't get it, decides to wall and stall, and eats some elbows for his troubles.
Moose circles away and boxes him up. Chris throws some of the slowest, sloppiest hooks ever seen, gets hit a couple more times, the dives for ankles, misses, then clings desperately to Mooses ankle and holds on for dear life.
Moose lands 4 or 5 shots, slips over, and Chris of course lays on top of him for the last ten seconds.
Significant strike count
Moose 21 - CriedCan 10
round 2 coming soon
Weidtard signals to the referee that he is ready to fight.
Moose lands eleven left handed strikes to Chris' face then gets bored again and trolls him with an attempted takedown,
He gives up on that, punches Chris in the face a few more times, then pulls guard again. Fat Idiot cornerman screams more incoherent nonsense, while Rogan and Cruz, clearly sharing some seriously strong weed continue to think that Weedcan actually scored a takedown, and he's not trapped in Mooses guard getting choked.
Moose lands ten or so punches, forearms and elbows from the bottom, Chris attempts exactly zero strikes and is successful with 100% of those attempts.
ChrisTARD somehow flops into full mount, and then somehow flops into getting Moose's back! Moose gets bored once again and gets out, stands up, and blasts Weidcan with three stiff jabs. Somehow Chris thinks this hit his groin and looks at Dan.
Moose lands 3 stiff jabs, Chris flails like a potato and grabs Moose's hips, Moose grabs the torse and Chris flops his arms uselessly to the ground. Moose lands two knees, Dan calls time, Chris hears it, drops to a knee and grabs his head. Interestingly he didn't grab his head until time was called.
Chris stays on the ground. Buffer watches on.
Chris then flops onto his backside, after someone says you've got five minutes in the background. Realising he might be able to gather his wits after having his tiny peanut brain rattled around his head by Moose knees,he sits and chats with the doctor. The conversation can't be heard but its most likely regarding the whereabouts of his favourite propellor hats, and the Doctor telling him that trying to welch this fight is for betas.
Doc calls in his fugly girlfriend, who speaks to someone else, they all realise that Criedcan is trying to welch out of the fight, call him out on it and award Moose GOAT the TKO by mooseknees.