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#1 freddievanhalen3

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 09:52 AM

Pooped.. I mean we already got your pant size and the last time you had sex
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 09:54 AM

*see "Last time you had sex" thread. I'm kinky bruh


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#3 freddievanhalen3

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 09:54 AM

Oh and Vert told me if you dont respomd that means you dont wear pants or have sex

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#4 freddievanhalen3

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 09:55 AM

*see "Last time you had sex" thread. I'm kinky bruh

Lol damn dawg
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#5 freddievanhalen3

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 09:56 AM

How did I make the thread twice.. weird
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#6 sobercuban

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 10:02 AM

How did I make the thread twice.. weird

change it to something else!


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 10:02 AM

Just finished a loaf my self
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 10:07 AM

change it to something else!

Yes sir
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 11:29 AM

Not today ☹️
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#10 freddievanhalen3

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 11:54 AM

Not today ☹️

What really!?


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 11:55 AM

this morning :) 


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 12:00 PM

I've pooped 14 times today I'm full of ****e
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 12:17 PM

What really!?


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 12:19 PM

What really!?

^this

 

If I can't poop I'll drink some milk of magnesia, getting backed up is really bad for my gut condition.  


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 12:20 PM

Ive pooped 3 times already 


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 12:21 PM

Ive pooped 3 times already 

same, that's usually my max though


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 12:21 PM

My father drinks prune juice when he cant chit. Claims it works for him


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 12:24 PM

Papaya bros


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 12:24 PM

same, that's usually my max though

Im a sixer or seven guy.. but I drink like its going out of style


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 03:07 PM

I'm beginning to think Vert is a scientist.  He's asking a lot of questions like he's doing a study or something.  He's just not very good with the social stuff.


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 03:09 PM

This morning.


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 03:19 PM

Im pooping as i type this
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 04:08 PM

Haven't pooped today but i have Warwest noised. 


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 11:06 PM

I just took a nasty one
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Posted 10 August 2017 - 01:08 AM

i always need to fart after I came


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Posted 10 August 2017 - 01:24 AM

i always need to fart after I came

 

that sounds mighty gay yo


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Posted 10 August 2017 - 01:30 AM

It finally happened, pooping got it's own thread. Well done/God damn it Freddie.
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Posted 10 August 2017 - 01:49 AM

that sounds mighty gay yo

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Posted 10 August 2017 - 03:45 AM

this morning again, it used to be two times a day but lately it is mostly once.


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Posted 10 August 2017 - 05:25 AM

I poop once a day around lunch time, consistency of it changes depending on the previous nights dinner


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Posted 10 August 2017 - 08:10 AM

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Posted 10 August 2017 - 08:59 AM

It finally happened, pooping got it's own thread. Well done/God damn it Freddie.

Winning!
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Posted 12 August 2017 - 12:27 PM

i just pinched a loaf bro


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Posted 12 August 2017 - 10:04 PM

i just pinched a loaf bro

I pooped 4 times at work today
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Posted 13 August 2017 - 12:04 AM

I pooped 4 times at work today

 

 

my boss makes a dollar and i make a dime. thats why i poop on company time.


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Posted 13 August 2017 - 03:27 AM

I didn't poop at all yesterday, which is a nice reprieve after pooping 7 or more times everyday for the last tew weeks.
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Posted 13 August 2017 - 03:43 AM

theres too much chit talking going on in this thread


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Posted 13 August 2017 - 09:21 AM

Im about to poop now

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Posted 13 August 2017 - 09:26 AM

Dos deuces today
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Posted 13 August 2017 - 09:30 AM

Dos deuces today

I am at just 1 today

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#41 freddievanhalen3

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Posted 13 August 2017 - 11:02 AM

Ok now I am at 2

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Posted 13 August 2017 - 11:06 AM

I didn't poop at all yesterday, which is a nice reprieve after pooping 7 or more times everyday for the last tew weeks.


You eat alot of junk food?


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Posted 14 August 2017 - 09:44 AM

i just sat town to have my first early morning poop of the day only for my bowels to play an evil trick on me

 

i sat down on the toilet expecting to unload a poop, but instead i unleashed a fart. 

 

didn't even flush!


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Posted 14 August 2017 - 09:50 AM

i just sat town to have my first early morning poop of the day only for my bowels to play an evil trick on me

i sat down on the toilet expecting to unload a poop, but instead i unleashed a fart.

didn't even flush!

The all air fake out
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Posted 16 August 2017 - 06:02 AM

Dropping one of the smelliest deuces of all time right now. The guy in the next stall is coughing and scrambling to wipe and GTFO. Courtesy flushes are for betas.
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Posted 16 August 2017 - 09:37 AM

freddie for ur next poop thread u should ask what did we just think about when we last pooped?


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Posted 16 August 2017 - 11:36 AM

Dropping one of the smelliest deuces of all time right now. The guy in the next stall is coughing and scrambling to wipe and GTFO. Courtesy flushes are for betas.

I refuse to poop in a bathroom with stalls
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Posted 17 August 2017 - 03:05 AM

Every morning.  I start every day the same, Chit, Chave, Chower.  The three C's


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Posted 17 August 2017 - 06:43 AM

Right about now

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 11:25 PM


 

 

My father drinks prune juice when he cant chit. Claims it works for him

 

^this

 

If I can't poop I'll drink some milk of magnesia, getting backed up is really bad for my gut condition.  

 

 

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m of m, prune juice & papaya will gitter dun, .. coffee does it for me

 

back on topic > I just crippled the gf 7am w/ a pizz-rod .. that's a cookie fosho !


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