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#1 Douglass

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 09:58 AM

lil nubs want nukes, BUT OH NO THEY CANT HAVE NUN!

 

a threat on guam is as good as a threat on the USA.

 

trump gonna make these fools pay LONG TIME.


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 09:59 AM

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 10:01 AM

They're like little dogs/people..

Bark al lot and try to be bad **** to compensate.

Big dogs/people are usually laid back because they know they're big don't need to prove anything.

To answer your question.


No.
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 10:01 AM

Depends on what side Russia and China take if the **** goes down


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 10:01 AM

God damn you're stupid. Nuclear war just fine and dandy right. Won't be you or you're kids going to fight either I bet.

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 10:02 AM

God damn you're stupid. Nuclear war just fine and dandy right. Won't be you or you're kids going to fight either I bet.

HAY BE NICE!  THEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO BOMB GUAM!


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 10:03 AM


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 10:03 AM

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 10:28 AM

HAY BE NICE! THEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO BOMB GUAM!


After President snowflake threatens then with fire and fury never before seen.

How much do you want to bet him, his kids and grandkids won't be part of that war like the draft dodging family he made.

Trump is a moron. North Korea needs to be stopped no doubt, but trumps little stick and big mouth will cost hundreds of thousands of lives if he likes that beehive without real support from China and Russia.
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 10:31 AM

After President snowflake threatens then with fire and fury never before seen.

How much do you want to bet him, his kids and grandkids won't be part of that war like the draft dodging family he made.

Trump is a moron. North Korea needs to be stopped no doubt, but trumps little stick and big mouth will cost hundreds of thousands of lives if he likes that beehive without real support from China and Russia.


So then in your opinion what should we do? Just sit around and wait for them to bomb either us or an ally?
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 10:34 AM

After President snowflake threatens then with fire and fury never before seen.

How much do you want to bet him, his kids and grandkids won't be part of that war like the draft dodging family he made.

Trump is a moron. North Korea needs to be stopped no doubt, but trumps little stick and big mouth will cost hundreds of thousands of lives if he likes that beehive without real support from China and Russia.

You do realize Trump wields the powers of the U.S. military, right? I wouldn't quite call that a "little stick".
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 10:58 AM

You do realize Trump wields the powers of the U.S. military, right? I wouldn't quite call that a "little stick".

think he meant Trumps little penis which makes him have over compensations issues

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 11:09 AM

Hurr durr durr, small **** jokes. I hope a draft does happen so they take some of you morons and do sone thing productive with you.
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 11:15 AM

Hurr durr durr, small **** jokes. I hope a draft does happen so they take some of you morons and do sone thing productive with you.

funny seeing as the man you support for President is a draft DODGER lmao.

If there is a draft hope you go too so you can back up your support of President Drumf.
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 11:25 AM

isnt the draft cutoff 30 or 35?  im too old breh... draft away:) (plus im a firstborn son, so im exempt... or used to be).


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 11:30 AM

Can we just have Trump and Kim Jong-un duke it out by themselves in a gladiator pit, instead of dragging the rest of us down to hell, with them? Please?


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 11:31 AM

Can we just have Trump and Kim Jong-un duke it out by themselves in a gladiator pit, instead of dragging the rest of us down to hell, with them? Please?

trump would own him in a pit fight.  asian fatty would gas fast.


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 11:36 AM

Hurr durr durr, small **** jokes. I hope a draft does happen so they take some of you morons and do sone thing productive with you.

Is that what President Trainwreck means when he says he'll rain down fire and fury upon north Korea the likes of which have never before been seen in the world? He means he's going to draft a bunch of 18-yr-olds and ship them to Asia to fight? LMAO.

And I like how the Drumpf has his arms all folded up protecting his breastsesses in the video. Very scary pose. Lol

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 11:39 AM

Hurr durr durr, small **** jokes. I hope a draft does happen so they take some of you morons and do sone thing productive with you.

 

the first people to get drafted should be the people who voted for trump


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 11:40 AM

the first people to get drafted should be the people who voted for trump

All those bible thumping, posting pics with guns and confederate flags should be front line soldiers fighting for their man trump

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 11:41 AM

**** it what am i saying? trump supporters would find a way to dodge the draft 4 or 5 times, just like their hero


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 11:58 AM

isnt the draft cutoff 30 or 35?  im too old breh... draft away:) (plus im a firstborn son, so im exempt... or used to be).

I believe it's 34


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 12:55 PM

trump needs win and this isn't it

 

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 01:13 PM

we gotta let one slip on those fools.


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 01:18 PM

So then in your opinion what should we do? Just sit around and wait for them to bomb either us or an ally?


Lol


North Korea have never attacked a foreign nation in its existence. Keep waiting
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 01:18 PM

think he meant Trumps little penis which makes him have over compensations issues

I don't think he has any issues whatsoever. You seen the line of models he's banged since he was young?


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 01:19 PM

Lol


North Korea have never attacked a foreign nation in its existence. Keep waiting

They're reckless and stupid. Shooting missiles off into space when there's planes in the vicinity, and Japan in the general direction, is unnecessary.
 

I am, however, of the opinion that they're more of a nuisance than a physical threat. Shut their electrical grid off and tell them to act right, or it's not coming back on. Done.


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 01:20 PM

I don't think he has any issues whatsoever. You seen the line of models he's banged since he was young?

Money makes up for even the smallest of penises lol

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 01:21 PM

They're reckless and stupid. Shooting missiles off into space when there's planes in the vicinity, and Japan in the general direction, is unnecessary.
 

I am, however, of the opinion that they're more of a nuisance than a physical threat. Shut their electrical grid off and tell them to act right, or it's not coming back on. Done.

They have to know that if they attack anyone they're going to get wiped off the map.  

 

I just don't trust Russia or China to have our back in this, but I'm just being paranoid.  


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 01:24 PM

So then in your opinion what should we do? Just sit around and wait for them to bomb either us or an ally?

 

No, however, pre-emptive war is immoral...if you want to station ships/planes/defense in Guam, that's reasonable....station some detection devices that can detect missile launches (I'm sure we are monitoring NK with drones anyways)...If they launch, then shoot them down....that's about it really.

 

I can't go shoot someone at their house if they merely send me a video threatening to kill me.


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 01:30 PM

They have to know that if they attack anyone they're going to get wiped off the map.

I just don't trust Russia or China to have our back in this, but I'm just being paranoid.

that's not paranoid I doubt either would have our back
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 01:39 PM

They have to know that if they attack anyone they're going to get wiped off the map.  

 

I just don't trust Russia or China to have our back in this, but I'm just being paranoid.  

Look at things rationally. 
 

Has Russia ever made an aggressive move towards us? Nope. They respond to our stupidity. Which is abundant. Look at Syria. We turned that place into anarchy, and then Russia shows up and it's over with in 15 minutes.
    

No, however, pre-emptive war is immoral...if you want to station ships/planes/defense in Guam, that's reasonable....station some detection devices that can detect missile launches (I'm sure we are monitoring NK with drones anyways)...If they launch, then shoot them down....that's about it really.

 

I can't go shoot someone at their house if they merely send me a video threatening to kill me.

Somebody's not paying attention.
        
We already have a huge base on Guam. lol.. Only thing that would change if Guam got bombed would be that they'd become our 51st state shortly thereafter. Same thing we did in Hawaii. 


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 01:45 PM

Look at things rationally. 
 

Has Russia ever made an aggressive move towards us? Nope. They respond to our stupidity. Which is abundant. Look at Syria. We turned that place into anarchy, and then Russia shows up and it's over with in 15 minutes.
    

Somebody's not paying attention.
        
We already have a huge base on Guam. lol.. Only thing that would change if Guam got bombed would be that they'd become our 51st state shortly thereafter. Same thing we did in Hawaii. 

 

lol


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 01:49 PM

Look at things rationally. 
 

Has Russia ever made an aggressive move towards us? Nope. They respond to our stupidity. Which is abundant. Look at Syria. We turned that place into anarchy, and then Russia shows up and it's over with in 15 minutes.
    

Somebody's not paying attention.
        
We already have a huge base on Guam. lol.. Only thing that would change if Guam got bombed would be that they'd become our 51st state shortly thereafter. Same thing we did in Hawaii. 

Yeah it's just paranoia on my part.  I imagine some big plot where Russia or China are using North Korea as a way to drag the US in to a war.  

 

I honestly hope Trump and Putin are butt buddies.  Anything that makes it less likely that the world is going to end in my lifetime would be great.  I figure China relies too much on us economically to try anything either.  


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 01:52 PM

how can anyone trust what the govt says (when they bang the war drums) with all the lies they've told us before to get us into a never-ending (preemptive) war in the middle east?


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 01:53 PM

Yeah it's just paranoia on my part.  I imagine some big plot where Russia or China are using North Korea as a way to drag the US in to a war.  

 

I honestly hope Trump and Putin are butt buddies.  Anything that makes it less likely that the world is going to end in my lifetime would be great.  I figure China relies too much on us economically to try anything either.  

Did you see the video of Trump and Putin sitting across the table from each other and Trump doing hand motions towards him that look like he's offering him some head? lol

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 01:56 PM

Did you see the video of Trump and Putin sitting across the table from each other and Trump doing hand motions towards him that look like he's offering him some head? lol

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lol no


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 01:58 PM

lol no

I enjoyed the very clear "She takes it on the face!" motion. Trump is a GOAT.
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 03:15 PM

How the **** did you get a **** joke out of what I said above?

"speak softly, and carry a big stick." Is the quote and Trump is completely the opposite.

He cannot preemtovky attack North Korea without going to Congress no matter how much the fat Asian pokes President Snowflake.

So Trump is using a big mouth that he cannot back up.

He's like Megasoup. Walks around touting his own horn, but nobody believes the **** coming out of his mouth.


If North Korea felt they were about to be attacked, South Korea will take devastating casualties right off the bat.
Then The North Koreans and Americans will start trading the dead because Fat boy Asian is not going to roll over and run like Iraq.

China and Russia need to be in on slapping them back down to size or there will be a whole lot of death because Trump has a frsgile ego.

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 04:16 PM

They have to know that if they attack anyone they're going to get wiped off the map.  

 

 

they will take south korea with them at a minimum



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Posted 09 August 2017 - 04:25 PM

If anyone launches nukes the whole world pays, so that should be avoided at all costs. 

 

I think we should take a different approach before it gets out of hand. I propose we open dialogue with Kim and offer him all the whiskey, coke, foie gras and hookers he likes in exchange for halting the weapons program, then give him two or three months tops before fatty drops dead from a heart attack.

 

Problem solved.


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 04:37 PM

If anyone launches nukes the whole world pays, so that should be avoided at all costs. 

 

I think we should take a different approach before it gets out of hand. I propose we open dialogue with Kim and offer him all the whiskey, coke, foie gras and hookers he likes in exchange for halting the weapons program, then give him two or three months tops before fatty drops dead from a heart attack.

 

Problem solved.

Pretty sure he's already doing that. 


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 04:40 PM

that fat bastard ain't going to do ****.  he threatens Gyuam a hundred times a year and they don't give a fook.  

 

ain't nobody in that region needing a real war right now, especially that fat bastard and his stupid feckin hair cut.


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 05:00 PM

that fat bastard ain't going to do ****.  he threatens Gyuam a hundred times a year and they don't give a fook.  

 

ain't nobody in that region needing a real war right now, especially that fat bastard and his stupid feckin hair cut.

They're both fat bastards with stupid haircuts


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 05:09 PM

that fat bastard ain't going to do ****. he threatens Gyuam a hundred times a year and they don't give a fook.

ain't nobody in that region needing a real war right now, especially that fat bastard and his stupid feckin hair cut.


The problem is, everyone knows The fat Asian is bluffing except President Snowflake. Nobody in this world will ever get one over his ego.
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 05:13 PM

You're not even using the word snowflake correctly.
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 05:15 PM

Lol was just thinking about what how that negotiation might go. 

 

Negotiator: Would you stop your program in exchange for an endless supply of the finest pot, hookers & blow. 

 

Kim: You're gonna have to do better than that. After a thousand time it bores me. I want something more savage. Like a fight to the death. 

 

Negotiator: What if we brought in a Gorilla and a Tiger to fight to the death? 

 

Kim: You have my attention now...go on

 

Negotiator: Then Dennis Rodman comes in all coked up and bangs hookers till his d!ck breaks. 

 

Kim: I like it but what about music. I want a live performance with a singer i can relate to.

 

Negotiator: Rianna is booked but Bieber is available. 

 

Kim: Great but i need to have some executions after during the feast while i conclude negotiations. 

 

Negotiate: Give me a list of family members you want to execute and you'll be eating their blood on bread by nightfall. 

 

Kim: Excellent. It's a deal then. 

 

Freddie: Has his excellency pooped today? 

 

Kim: A god does not poop. I take this as a great insult and the deal is off. 

 

Negotiator:  God dammit Freddie. 


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 06:42 PM

Fortunately Congress has to start the wars and this president is unable to get anything from congress.



#49 12er™

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 07:42 PM

Hurr durr durr, small **** jokes. I hope a draft does happen so they take some of you morons and do sone thing productive with you.


Lol, you guys ran on ending political correctness and then get rustled anytime someone says something you don't like.

Be careful what you wish for, N Korea is doing what they always do, but drumpf is too retarded to ignore them like he should. I have kids and I've already served, they'll take most of you before they take me.
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 08:00 PM

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