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Posted 12 September 2017 - 10:31 PM

So I dont know if any of you know what Lyft is or even have it where you are but its like a taxi service but anyone with a car can pretty much be a driver.. but I just got a ride from a **** weirdo who recited poetry to me while crying.. and I dont mean just tears I mean like sobbing all while he was reciting his weird poetry to me... I thought he was going to try to murder me or something guahh I need a brew
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Posted 12 September 2017 - 11:00 PM

So I dont know if any of you know what Lyft is or even have it where you are but its like a taxi service but anyone with a car can pretty much be a driver.. but I just got a ride from a **** weirdo who recited poetry to me while crying.. and I dont mean just tears I mean like sobbing all while he was reciting his weird poetry to me... I thought he was going to try to murder me or something guahh I need a brew

 

HAHAHAHAHA thanks that was awesome !!! On a side note we have a lot of that illegal taxi chit going on here , the problem is these crazy fuqs constantly get in fights with each other over customers. You got your Afghans vs Iranians vs Moroccans etc..


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Posted 12 September 2017 - 11:07 PM

HAHAHAHAHA thanks that was awesome !!! On a side note we have a lot of that illegal taxi chit going on here , the problem is these crazy fuqs constantly get in fights with each other over customers. You got your Afghans vs Iranians vs Moroccans etc..

It was certainly something
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Posted 12 September 2017 - 11:32 PM

So I dont know if any of you know what Lyft is or even have it where you are but its like a taxi service but anyone with a car can pretty much be a driver.. but I just got a ride from a **** weirdo who recited poetry to me while crying.. and I dont mean just tears I mean like sobbing all while he was reciting his weird poetry to me... I thought he was going to try to murder me or something guahh I need a brew

 

 

that was me bro and im sorry i was just having a bad day.   too many iranians be stealing up my fares lately.

 

anyways i wrote another poem. check this one out

 

Roses are red

A femur is a bone

Nobody loves me

Forever alone

 

 

Now if youll excuse me, im going to go cry myself to sleep now and use my tears as lube.


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Posted 12 September 2017 - 11:34 PM

that was me bro and im sorry i was just having a bad day. too many iranians been stealing my fares lately.

anyways i wrote another poem. check this one out

Roses are red
A femur is a bone
Nobody Loves Me
Forever Alone


Now if youll excuse me, im going to go cry myself to sleep now and use my tears as lube.

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Posted 12 September 2017 - 11:38 PM

that was straight from the heart bro.   now if ull excuse me i gotta clean up all the vomit and semen in the back seat from my last fares. those drunken horndogs didnt even leave me a tip. im just trying to make an honest living dammit
 

god damn iranians. i wish trump would deport them back to mexico where they came from


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Posted 12 September 2017 - 11:47 PM

that was straight from the heart bro. now if ull excuse me i gotta clean up all the vomit and semen in the back seat from my last fares. those drunken horndogs didnt even leave me a tip. im just trying to make an honest living dammit

god damn iranians. i wish trump would deport them back to mexico where they came from

Did you tickle them?

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Posted 12 September 2017 - 11:52 PM

no. but i was thinking about murdering them and storing their bodies in my trunk

 

i dont mind watching her get her freak on in my rear view mirror but the vomit smell was just too much


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Posted 13 September 2017 - 12:08 AM

You should've told that guy to suck it up, and STFU.
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Posted 13 September 2017 - 12:14 AM

You should've told that guy to suck it up, and STFU.

I really wanted to but I was scared he was going to touch me
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Posted 13 September 2017 - 12:18 AM

Ah ha! You were worried about being penetrated. I get it now.
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Posted 13 September 2017 - 12:33 AM

Ah ha! You were worried about being penetrated. I get it now.

He was really creepy and much larger he could have easily attacked me!
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Posted 13 September 2017 - 12:39 AM

Megasoup, my black friend, gets a little rapey from time to time. He said the best rape deterrent is a good HIV story.
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Posted 13 September 2017 - 12:42 AM

Megasoup, my black friend, gets a little rapey from time to time. He said the best rape deterrent is a good HIV story.

Lol good point... This dude was wild he was wearing a white jumpsuit and had a ponytail and to follow it up he had all sorts of weird dolls in his car
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Posted 13 September 2017 - 01:13 AM

Megasoup, my black friend, gets a little rapey from time to time. He said the best rape deterrent is a good HIV story.

 

 

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now thats just awful!


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Posted 13 September 2017 - 01:15 AM

You never heard of Uber?


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Posted 13 September 2017 - 01:18 AM

lol

 

now thats just awful!

Lmao you know it's bad when idyb has a problem with it.


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Posted 13 September 2017 - 02:23 AM

I would never take a cab or use Uber or Lyft unless I really have no choice.  That's just me.  I'll put my life in the hands of a friend, family member, officer, and soldier but never in the hands of an average Joe. 

 

I've taken many cab rides while I was in the service but that's literally the only option when you have no car and you're drunk. 


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Posted 13 September 2017 - 03:23 AM

you know its rough when your uber driver is more drunk than you are



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Posted 13 September 2017 - 03:48 AM

You never heard of Uber?

This guy drives for both....

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 04:20 AM

I use uber a lot. I haven't had any issues so far.
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Posted 13 September 2017 - 05:11 AM

You should've told that guy to suck it up, and STFU.

And *****-slapped him while he did it!


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Posted 13 September 2017 - 05:13 AM

Never used either

 

Though it was an Uber driver that ferried me, WW and TSU around Fairfax but we didn't order him through the app, he just saw us and asked if we wanted a ride (he was dropping off someone else at the hotel).  

 

Dude was cool as ****.  He was Turkish I believe.  Gave us free weed and we rolled around blasting Tupac drunk.  


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Posted 13 September 2017 - 05:40 AM

So I dont know if any of you know what Lyft is or even have it where you are but its like a taxi service but anyone with a car can pretty much be a driver.. but I just got a ride from a **** weirdo who recited poetry to me while crying.. and I dont mean just tears I mean like sobbing all while he was reciting his weird poetry to me... I thought he was going to try to murder me or something guahh I need a brew

were you crying or him?


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Posted 13 September 2017 - 06:04 AM

were you crying or him?

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 08:14 AM

Did you whip out your wiener on that idiot, Fred?
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Posted 13 September 2017 - 08:36 AM

Did you whip out your wiener on that idiot, Fred?

Lol no I did not

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 08:52 AM

Never used any of those services and probably never will. 


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Posted 13 September 2017 - 09:01 AM

wait so if I order a lyft, a random person can take me to the airport???

 

I have the app but have never used it, just use uber



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Posted 13 September 2017 - 09:03 AM

okay, read it wrong

 

Thought like vert could open up the app and take me to my destination if he sees I need a ride. Dont want my cab driver asking me if im circumsized or what type of jeans I have in my luggage


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i use the dominos pizza ordering app.


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Posted 13 September 2017 - 03:58 PM

Hmm, thinking of trying it.   Is there an option that prioritizes strange or freaky drivers, or do we get that by default?


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Posted 13 September 2017 - 04:21 PM

if i drove for uber or lyft, i would put on a clown suit and decorate my car with toy skulls, inflatable sex dolls, and have my floors littered with empty beer cans and condom wrappers. 

 

theres no rules against it anyways? anybody can do those kind of private jobs u dont have to be licensed or anything hey?


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Posted 13 September 2017 - 05:39 PM

this is hilarious

 


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Posted 13 September 2017 - 06:34 PM

Gaed that guy was creepy

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 07:58 PM

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 08:12 PM

In my neck of the woods you drive your damn self or walk

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 08:13 PM

Hmm, thinking of trying it. Is there an option that prioritizes strange or freaky drivers, or do we get that by default?

The app shows you a picture of the person so I guess just by that maybe

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 01:52 AM

Never used either

Though it was an Uber driver that ferried me, WW and TSU around Fairfax but we didn't order him through the app, he just saw us and asked if we wanted a ride (he was dropping off someone else at the hotel).

Dude was cool as ****. He was Turkish I believe. Gave us free weed and we rolled around blasting Tupac drunk.


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Posted 14 September 2017 - 03:32 AM

The app shows you a picture of the person so I guess just by that maybe

 

 

this is the picture on my lyft profile. 

 

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i cant understand why nobody ever calls for me to pick them up.


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Posted 14 September 2017 - 04:12 AM

Lol no I did not

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did he wipe his weiner on you?

Nope luckily

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 07:23 AM

How does liability insurance work with these drivers?  Honestly I cannot see how this type of business is allowed to legal operate. 


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Posted 14 September 2017 - 10:43 AM

How does liability insurance work with these drivers?  Honestly I cannot see how this type of business is allowed to legal operate. 

I dont know.... 


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Posted 14 September 2017 - 12:39 PM

The first three times I used Uber, I was sober. 

I don't remember just about any Uber ride after that.  All the rides since, I've been black out drunk.  I have no clue how crazy those drivers were, or how crazy I was.


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Posted 14 September 2017 - 01:00 PM

The first three times I used Uber, I was sober. 

I don't remember just about any Uber ride after that.  All the rides since, I've been black out drunk.  I have no clue how crazy those drivers were, or how crazy I was.

lol I respect it 


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Posted 14 September 2017 - 01:08 PM

Never used any of those services and probably never will. 

Same here.


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"Stop doubting me"

 

"Who tha fook is that guy ?"

 

"I wove you Mi"


#50 skillandpower

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 01:10 PM

Freddie, I think he was actually afraid of you m8.

 

He was like "this gangsta will f me up" so he decided to distract you with the poem but couldnt hold the tears of fear


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"Stop doubting me"

 

"Who tha fook is that guy ?"

 

"I wove you Mi"