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#1 freddievanhalen3

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 09:38 PM

Hello,
My name is Sheila and I am writing this on behalf of Freddie via phone, for you see his internet has caught fire. Here are his stories.

Chapter 1, The Awakening

So I woke the shrill screams of my best friends mom, and to my amazement my nose was bleeding. I couldnt imagine why because the day before i snorted a lot of magical pixie dust, which is really good for and keeps you up all night.
Fire, Fire! She screamed in my dainty ears.
I grabbed a beer from the fridge and said, I`m going home ditch!
And then I was home.

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 09:42 PM

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 10:39 PM

Chapter 2: the nappening


At home I realised I had 10 beers left over from the other night so obviously I chugged 3 of those bad boyz and figured Id beat off then take my daily nap.. but to my dissapointment I didnt have the damn internet becausr the town next to mine decided to catch on fire.. at this point I start freaking out... Because I cant post on the forums and as you all know I do that all day so I slam 3 more brewskis and go for another napskies
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Posted 09 October 2017 - 11:50 PM

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 01:05 AM

Fred, I hope you make it, broham. The footage on the news of Santa Rosa is scary as ****.
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Posted 10 October 2017 - 01:21 AM

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 01:46 AM

Fred, I hope you make it, broham. The footage on the news of Santa Rosa is scary as ****.

 

 

one of the mcdonalds there burned down or so i seen on the news

 

man theres gonna be a hell of alot of people pissed off that they cant get their big mac sauce.  they better call in the national guard for this one.


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Posted 10 October 2017 - 01:49 AM

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 03:24 AM

one of the mcdonalds there burned down or so i seen on the news

man theres gonna be a hell of alot of people pissed off that they cant get their big mac sauce. they better call in the national guard for this one.


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No one will care because thereโ€™s probably another one less than a mile in either direction

 

 

chit thats like starbucks and tim hortons in canada. one on every god damn street corner

 

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 12:49 PM

Thanks for the love m8ys... This is the real Freddie I had my friend write this for me last night but I am going to let her finish it later on today

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 03:44 PM

Chapter 3: the 2nd awakening

I wake up because I havent ate anything in a few days because Ive been going full tard on the turn up. I decide to go to Safeway and grab mr some free wings and a few more brewskis... I get to safeway and its a mad house so I drink 2 beers in the aisle grab some chicken and start my search for more turn up
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Posted 10 October 2017 - 03:50 PM

FIRE WILL NEVER PREVENT THE TURN UP.


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The Chad went outside, got too much sun and burst into flames, igniting the Canadian forested wilderness which is now causing an Eclipse.

 

 

 

lmao! I had that experience once. Light's out, drunk didn't even notice it. When i went to the bathroom i wondered why my mouth tasted like copper. Started brushing my teeth and noticed when i spat out it was red then it hit me. Walked back into the bedroom turned the lights on and there were red finger prints on the wall, sheets were rekt and she was cleaning herself with a towel. I almost got upset at first for not telling me but i was like oh well zero **** given. 

 

 

 


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aint nothing gonna get in the way and come between freddie and his turn up


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Hope everything is ok, buddy. 

 

I have a friend who fought those fires and he is now in intensive care after suffering a major heart attack. 


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