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[America]

So I had Chipotle for the first time today and its f*cking terrible. Worse than Taco Bell IMO when it comes to fake mexican restaurants. $15 worth of food went right into the trash with a minute. It was that damn bad.

By all means share your opinions on bad restaurants so myself and others don't make the same mistake I did today. Give others a heads up before they go somewhere, spend money, and ingest unedible poison like I did.

[TUF]

So I had Chipotle for the first time today and its f*cking terrible. Worse than Taco Bell IMO when it comes to fake mexican restaurants. $15 worth of food went right into the trash with a minute. It was that damn bad.

By all means share your opinions on bad restaurants so myself and others don't make the same mistake I did today. Give others a heads up before they go somewhere, spend money, and ingest unedible poison like I did.

 

Chipotle, poisoning your family with wolf tickets and then literally poisoning your family. Enjoy your norovirus m7.

[VertFTW]

Top 3

 

 

1. Mcdonalds

2. Chilis

3. Burger King

Edited by VertFTW, 10 October 2017 - 11:02 AM.

[cashfl0w]

You're just spoiled from eating Tudors every day.

[AndyWang]

the problem is that we are actually labeling Chipotle, McDonalds, Chilis and Burger King as restaurants

[crangs]

Apparently 5 guys is opening in the town I live. Cab someone give me the rundown of that chit?

[America]

You're just spoiled from eating Tudors every day.

Tudors is phenomenal. I'm serious man. Chipolte is the worst goddamn restaurant food I have ever ingested, and I've had Applebees. So that's saying something.

[America]

Apparently 5 guys is opening in the town I live. Cab someone give me the rundown of that chit?

A little pricy but f'n amazing! Plus they give you a mountain of fries with it. 5 Guys is great dude.

Edited by SmoothCriminal, 10 October 2017 - 11:10 AM.

[crangs]

A little pricy but f'n amazing! Plus they give you a mountain of fries with it. 5 Guys is great dude.

[jaybird86]

Apparently 5 guys is opening in the town I live. Cab someone give me the rundown of that chit?

sonny boy and the wife just had it yesterday - Cajun fries are the best things in the world, especially if you don't want anyone close to you for the rest of the day.  Burgers are great.

[jaybird86]

Tudors is phenomenal. I'm serious man. Chipolte is the worst goddamn restaurant food I have ever ingested, and I've had Applebees. So that's saying something.

 

Wang put it best - you're first mistake is calling this restaurant food...  (I Love Chipotle)!!

[sobercorrupt]

awful to eat at or awful food? 

[America]

awful to eat at or awful food?

Both. All advice is welcome

[VertFTW]

the problem is that we are actually labeling Chipotle, McDonalds, Chilis and Burger King as restaurants

 

res·tau·rant

ˈrest(ə)rənt,ˈrest(ə)ˌränt/

noun

noun: restaurant; plural noun: restaurants

1. a place where people pay to sit and eat meals that are cooked and served on the premises.

   1a) **** smartasses like sobercuban need a permit.

Edited by VertFTW, 10 October 2017 - 11:48 AM.

[sobercorrupt]

Both. All advice is welcome

Hmmm ... damn ... I don't think I have anything constructive to contribute.  I think Asian restaurants of any kind are terrible but that's just because I don't like Asian food.  

 

I think BWW is terrible to eat at but I like the food, it smells like grease and piss (might just be the one near me).  

[sobercorrupt]

 

res·tau·rant

ˈrest(ə)rənt,ˈrest(ə)ˌränt/

noun

noun: restaurant; plural noun: restaurants

1. a place where people pay to sit and eat meals that are cooked and served on the premises.

 

Cool so if I have a cookout and charge people for plates I'm a restaurant? 

[VertFTW]

Cool so if I have a cookout and charge people for plates I'm a restaurant? 

 

Maybe, do you have a permit?

[sobercorrupt]

Maybe, do you have a permit?

A permit is not required per your definition.  

[jaybird86]

Vert - taking the literal approach to everything all of the sudden.  You've become a very good definition looker upper.

[jaybird86]

Stay away from Retaurant chains - that's the best advice.  

 

See definition 2

 

 

chain

CHān/  

noun

noun: chain; plural noun: chains

1. 1.

   a connected flexible series of metal links used for fastening or securing objects and pulling or supporting loads.

   • a series of metal links used to confine a prisoner.

     "the drug dealer is being kept in chains"

     synonyms: fetters, shackles, irons, leg irons, manacles, handcuffs; More

     informalcuffs, bracelets;

     historicalbilboes

     "he was held in chains"
   • a series of decorative metal links worn as a decoration; a necklace.
   • short for snow chains.
   • a force or factor that binds or restricts someone.

     "the chains of illness"
2. 2.

   a sequence of items of the same type forming a line.

   "he kept the chain of buckets supplied with water"

   synonyms: series, succession, string, sequence, train, course

   "a chain of events"

[VertFTW]

A permit is not required per your definition.  

 

check again lol

[IrishSemtex]

Quality thread.

I've always hated the food at BWW and Hooters. Also, I liked Cracker Barrel when I was a kid, but it's awful now

[America]

Quality thread.

I've always hated the food at BWW and Hooters. Also, I liked Cracker Barrel when I was a kid, but it's awful now

Have you ever had Golden Corral? Cracker Barrel is a 5 star restaurant compared to the chit.

[cashfl0w]

Tudors is phenomenal. I'm serious man. Chipolte is the worst goddamn restaurant food I have ever ingested, and I've had Applebees. So that's saying something.

   
I would knock off a homeless man for one of these right now.

[IrishSemtex]

Have you ever had Golden Corral? Cracker Barrel is a 5 star restaurant compared to the chit.

Lol yes I have. A few different ones, and usually you are correct. There is one location not far from me that is consistently pretty decent (for a buffet) though. Cracker Barrel usually results in me peeing out of my butt

[-idyb-]

what about applebees? any good?

[jaybird86]

Quality thread.
I've always hated the food at BWW and Hooters. Also, I liked Cracker Barrel when I was a kid, but it's awful now

The girls at hooters anymore are as bad as the horrible food.

[sobercorrupt]

check again lol

I like it

[sobercorrupt]

what about applebees? any good?

Better than it was IMO

[-idyb-]

The girls at hooters anymore are as bad as the horrible food.

 

 

well as long as i'd only have to spend ten bucks, all is good is good in my hood

[TigerChamp]

Theyre trying to reopen taco bell over here again, it failed the first time because the quality was so low. Wouldnt feed it to my worst enemy

[I_Take_Roids_m8]

Apparently 5 guys is opening in the town I live. Cab someone give me the rundown of that chit?

It's a greasy glorious mess. It's amazing

[I_Take_Roids_m8]

I like Chipotle but cut back on it since I don't travel to that area any more that it's in.

Top 3 worst:

1. Ruby Tuesday
2. Friendlys
3. Chilis

[cashfl0w]

I like Chipotle but cut back on it since I don't travel to that area any more that it's in.

Top 3 worst:

1. Ruby Tuesday
2. Friendlys
3. Chilis

F'in Chilis.. Yuck.

I had an ex that liked Chilis. I knew we weren't going to make it the first time she brought me there.

[America]

I like Chipotle but cut back on it since I don't travel to that area any more that it's in.

Top 3 worst:

1. Ruby Tuesday
2. Friendlys
3. Chilis

The hell is Friendlys?

Ive had the other two and you're right, they are f'n awful

[I_Take_Roids_m8]

The hell is Friendlys?

Ive had the other two and you're right, they are f'n awful

It's some half azzed place that is like a cracker barrel-lite but the food is horrific. They have a tendency to put syrup on everything.

It's horrible man

[Teemu]

Chipotle, poisoning your family with wolf tickets and then literally poisoning your family. Enjoy your norovirus m7.

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[TUF]

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lol imma delete your phone number Joffrey

[Rastajambo]

Apparently 5 guys is opening in the town I live. Cab someone give me the rundown of that chit?

their mayonnaise is a combination of Indian, African American , Russian, Chinese and Australian ****. hence the name 5 guys....

[Rastajambo]

   
I would knock off a homeless man for one of these right now.

is that like a scone with apricots in it?

[Fred_Flink_Stoned]

the problem is that we are actually labeling Chipotle, McDonalds, Chilis and Burger King as restaurants

 

This

[Jolldan]

Apparently 5 guys is opening in the town I live. Cab someone give me the rundown of that chit?

Was £20 for a burger, chips and a milkshake nearly pulled a Larry David when I heard the price lol food was good but that's more like steak price than burger price.

 

[cashfl0w]

is that like a scone with apricots in it?

[jaybird86]

[quote name="Rastajambo" post="4668326" timestamp="1507705240"]is that like a scone with apricots in it?[/quot

I'll help... read the words on the picture. It does not say scone world (hint). A heart clogger in any respect though.

[TigerChamp]

[quote name="Rastajambo" post="4668326" timestamp="1507705240"]is that like a scone with apricots in it?[/quot

I'll help... read the words on the picture. It does not say scone world (hint). A heart clogger in any respect though.

This is what the rest of the world calls a biscuit

 

[jaybird86]

This is what the rest of the world calls a biscuit
 

A dog treat? Looks like a scooby snack

[crangs]

[quote name="Rastajambo" post="4668326" timestamp="1507705240"]is that like a scone with apricots in it?[/quot

I'll help... read the words on the picture. It does not say scone world (hint). A heart clogger in any respect though.

what is the filling?

[crangs]

Was £20 for a burger, chips and a milkshake nearly pulled a Larry David when I heard the price lol food was good but that's more like steak price than burger price.

 

I'll blame drunk me for ever going in there and paying that sort of money for a burger and chips, lol

[TigerChamp]

A dog treat? Looks like a scooby snack

first generic image i could find these are also biscuits

 

[-idyb-]

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Edited by -idyb-, 11 October 2017 - 04:22 AM.