
Awful Restaurant Thread
#1
Posted 10 October 2017 - 10:56 AM
By all means share your opinions on bad restaurants so myself and others don't make the same mistake I did today. Give others a heads up before they go somewhere, spend money, and ingest unedible poison like I did.
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#2
Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:00 AM
So I had Chipotle for the first time today and its f*cking terrible. Worse than Taco Bell IMO when it comes to fake mexican restaurants. $15 worth of food went right into the trash with a minute. It was that damn bad.
By all means share your opinions on bad restaurants so myself and others don't make the same mistake I did today. Give others a heads up before they go somewhere, spend money, and ingest unedible poison like I did.
Chipotle, poisoning your family with wolf tickets and then literally poisoning your family. Enjoy your norovirus m7.
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#4
Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:02 AM
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#8
Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:10 AM
Apparently 5 guys is opening in the town I live. Cab someone give me the rundown of that chit?
A little pricy but f'n amazing! Plus they give you a mountain of fries with it. 5 Guys is great dude.
Edited by SmoothCriminal, 10 October 2017 - 11:10 AM.
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#10
Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:15 AM
Apparently 5 guys is opening in the town I live. Cab someone give me the rundown of that chit?
sonny boy and the wife just had it yesterday - Cajun fries are the best things in the world, especially if you don't want anyone close to you for the rest of the day. Burgers are great.
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#11
Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:16 AM
Tudors is phenomenal. I'm serious man. Chipolte is the worst goddamn restaurant food I have ever ingested, and I've had Applebees. So that's saying something.
Wang put it best - you're first mistake is calling this restaurant food... (I Love Chipotle)!!
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#14
Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:26 AM
the problem is that we are actually labeling Chipotle, McDonalds, Chilis and Burger King as restaurants
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a place where people pay to sit and eat meals that are cooked and served on the premises.1a) **** smartasses like sobercuban need a permit.
Edited by VertFTW, 10 October 2017 - 11:48 AM.
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#15
Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:28 AM
Both. All advice is welcome
Hmmm ... damn ... I don't think I have anything constructive to contribute. I think Asian restaurants of any kind are terrible but that's just because I don't like Asian food.
I think BWW is terrible to eat at but I like the food, it smells like grease and piss (might just be the one near me).
#16
Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:29 AM
res·tau·rantˈrest(ə)rənt,ˈrest(ə)ˌränt/nounnoun: restaurant; plural noun: restaurants
a place where people pay to sit and eat meals that are cooked and served on the premises.
Cool so if I have a cookout and charge people for plates I'm a restaurant?
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#20
Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:46 AM
Stay away from Retaurant chains - that's the best advice.
See definition 2
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1.a connected flexible series of metal links used for fastening or securing objects and pulling or supporting loads.
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a series of metal links used to confine a prisoner."the drug dealer is being kept in chains"synonyms: fetters, shackles, irons, leg irons, manacles, handcuffs; Moreinformalcuffs, bracelets;historicalbilboes"he was held in chains"
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a series of decorative metal links worn as a decoration; a necklace.
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short for snow chains.
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a force or factor that binds or restricts someone."the chains of illness"
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2.a sequence of items of the same type forming a line."he kept the chain of buckets supplied with water"synonyms: series, succession, string, sequence, train, course"a chain of events"
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#24
Posted 10 October 2017 - 01:30 PM
Tudors is phenomenal. I'm serious man. Chipolte is the worst goddamn restaurant food I have ever ingested, and I've had Applebees. So that's saying something.
I would knock off a homeless man for one of these right now.
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#25
Posted 10 October 2017 - 01:56 PM
Have you ever had Golden Corral? Cracker Barrel is a 5 star restaurant compared to the chit.
Lol yes I have. A few different ones, and usually you are correct. There is one location not far from me that is consistently pretty decent (for a buffet) though. Cracker Barrel usually results in me peeing out of my butt
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#34
Posted 10 October 2017 - 06:28 PM
F'in Chilis.. Yuck.I like Chipotle but cut back on it since I don't travel to that area any more that it's in.
Top 3 worst:
1. Ruby Tuesday
2. Friendlys
3. Chilis
I had an ex that liked Chilis. I knew we weren't going to make it the first time she brought me there.
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#36
Posted 10 October 2017 - 07:11 PM
The hell is Friendlys?
Ive had the other two and you're right, they are f'n awful
It's some half azzed place that is like a cracker barrel-lite but the food is horrific. They have a tendency to put syrup on everything.
It's horrible man
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#37
Posted 10 October 2017 - 07:39 PM
Chipotle, poisoning your family with wolf tickets and then literally poisoning your family. Enjoy your norovirus m7.
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#38
Posted 10 October 2017 - 07:51 PM
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#39
Posted 10 October 2017 - 10:59 PM
Apparently 5 guys is opening in the town I live. Cab someone give me the rundown of that chit?
their mayonnaise is a combination of Indian, African American , Russian, Chinese and Australian ****. hence the name 5 guys....
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#42
Posted 11 October 2017 - 01:19 AM
Apparently 5 guys is opening in the town I live. Cab someone give me the rundown of that chit?
Was £20 for a burger, chips and a milkshake nearly pulled a Larry David when I heard the price lol food was good but that's more like steak price than burger price.
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#43
Posted 11 October 2017 - 01:58 AM
is that like a scone with apricots in it?
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#45
Posted 11 October 2017 - 03:43 AM
[quote name="Rastajambo" post="4668326" timestamp="1507705240"]is that like a scone with apricots in it?[/quot
I'll help... read the words on the picture. It does not say scone world (hint). A heart clogger in any respect though.
This is what the rest of the world calls a biscuit
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#48
Posted 11 October 2017 - 04:09 AM
I'll blame drunk me for ever going in there and paying that sort of money for a burger and chips, lol
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