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#1 SmoothCriminal

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 10:56 AM

So I had Chipotle for the first time today and its f*cking terrible. Worse than Taco Bell IMO when it comes to fake mexican restaurants. $15 worth of food went right into the trash with a minute. It was that damn bad.

By all means share your opinions on bad restaurants so myself and others don't make the same mistake I did today. Give others a heads up before they go somewhere, spend money, and ingest unedible poison like I did.
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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:00 AM

So I had Chipotle for the first time today and its f*cking terrible. Worse than Taco Bell IMO when it comes to fake mexican restaurants. $15 worth of food went right into the trash with a minute. It was that damn bad.

By all means share your opinions on bad restaurants so myself and others don't make the same mistake I did today. Give others a heads up before they go somewhere, spend money, and ingest unedible poison like I did.

 

Chipotle, poisoning your family with wolf tickets and then literally poisoning your family. Enjoy your norovirus m7.


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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:01 AM

Top 3

 

 

1. Mcdonalds

2. Chilis

3. Burger King


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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:02 AM

You're just spoiled from eating Tudors every day.
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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:06 AM

the problem is that we are actually labeling Chipotle, McDonalds, Chilis and Burger King as restaurants


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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:08 AM

Apparently 5 guys is opening in the town I live. Cab someone give me the rundown of that chit?

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:09 AM

You're just spoiled from eating Tudors every day.


Tudors is phenomenal. I'm serious man. Chipolte is the worst goddamn restaurant food I have ever ingested, and I've had Applebees. So that's saying something.
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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:10 AM

Apparently 5 guys is opening in the town I live. Cab someone give me the rundown of that chit?


A little pricy but f'n amazing! Plus they give you a mountain of fries with it. 5 Guys is great dude.

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:12 AM

A little pricy but f'n amazing! Plus they give you a mountain of fries with it. 5 Guys is great dude.

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:15 AM

Apparently 5 guys is opening in the town I live. Cab someone give me the rundown of that chit?

sonny boy and the wife just had it yesterday - Cajun fries are the best things in the world, especially if you don't want anyone close to you for the rest of the day.  Burgers are great.


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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:16 AM

Tudors is phenomenal. I'm serious man. Chipolte is the worst goddamn restaurant food I have ever ingested, and I've had Applebees. So that's saying something.

 

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:21 AM

awful to eat at or awful food? 


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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:22 AM

awful to eat at or awful food?


Both. All advice is welcome
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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:26 AM

the problem is that we are actually labeling Chipotle, McDonalds, Chilis and Burger King as restaurants

 

res·tau·rant
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noun: restaurant; plural noun: restaurants
  1. a place where people pay to sit and eat meals that are cooked and served on the premises.
    1a) **** smartasses like sobercuban need a permit.

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:28 AM

Both. All advice is welcome

Hmmm ... damn ... I don't think I have anything constructive to contribute.  I think Asian restaurants of any kind are terrible but that's just because I don't like Asian food.  

 

I think BWW is terrible to eat at but I like the food, it smells like grease and piss (might just be the one near me).  


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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:29 AM

 

res·tau·rant
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noun: restaurant; plural noun: restaurants
  1. a place where people pay to sit and eat meals that are cooked and served on the premises.

 

Cool so if I have a cookout and charge people for plates I'm a restaurant? 


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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:32 AM

Cool so if I have a cookout and charge people for plates I'm a restaurant? 

 

Maybe, do you have a permit?



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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:33 AM

Maybe, do you have a permit?

A permit is not required per your definition.  


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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:42 AM

Vert - taking the literal approach to everything all of the sudden.  You've become a very good definition looker upper.


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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:46 AM

Stay away from Retaurant chains - that's the best advice.  

 

See definition 2

 

 

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noun: chain; plural noun: chains
  1. 1.
    a connected flexible series of metal links used for fastening or securing objects and pulling or supporting loads.
    • a series of metal links used to confine a prisoner.
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    • short for snow chains.
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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:48 AM

A permit is not required per your definition.  

 

check again lol


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Posted 10 October 2017 - 12:47 PM

Quality thread.

I've always hated the food at BWW and Hooters. Also, I liked Cracker Barrel when I was a kid, but it's awful now
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Posted 10 October 2017 - 12:49 PM

Quality thread.

I've always hated the food at BWW and Hooters. Also, I liked Cracker Barrel when I was a kid, but it's awful now


Have you ever had Golden Corral? Cracker Barrel is a 5 star restaurant compared to the chit.
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Posted 10 October 2017 - 01:30 PM

Tudors is phenomenal. I'm serious man. Chipolte is the worst goddamn restaurant food I have ever ingested, and I've had Applebees. So that's saying something.

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 01:56 PM

Have you ever had Golden Corral? Cracker Barrel is a 5 star restaurant compared to the chit.


Lol yes I have. A few different ones, and usually you are correct. There is one location not far from me that is consistently pretty decent (for a buffet) though. Cracker Barrel usually results in me peeing out of my butt
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Posted 10 October 2017 - 02:15 PM

what about applebees? any good?


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Posted 10 October 2017 - 03:23 PM

Quality thread.
I've always hated the food at BWW and Hooters. Also, I liked Cracker Barrel when I was a kid, but it's awful now


The girls at hooters anymore are as bad as the horrible food.

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 03:28 PM

check again lol

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 03:28 PM

what about applebees? any good?

Better than it was IMO


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Posted 10 October 2017 - 05:46 PM

The girls at hooters anymore are as bad as the horrible food.

 

 

well as long as i'd only have to spend ten bucks, all is good is good in my hood



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Posted 10 October 2017 - 05:50 PM

Theyre trying to reopen taco bell over here again, it failed the first time because the quality was so low. Wouldnt feed it to my worst enemy
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Posted 10 October 2017 - 06:23 PM

Apparently 5 guys is opening in the town I live. Cab someone give me the rundown of that chit?


It's a greasy glorious mess. It's amazing
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Posted 10 October 2017 - 06:24 PM

I like Chipotle but cut back on it since I don't travel to that area any more that it's in.

Top 3 worst:

1. Ruby Tuesday
2. Friendlys
3. Chilis
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Posted 10 October 2017 - 06:28 PM

I like Chipotle but cut back on it since I don't travel to that area any more that it's in.

Top 3 worst:

1. Ruby Tuesday
2. Friendlys
3. Chilis

F'in Chilis.. Yuck.

I had an ex that liked Chilis. I knew we weren't going to make it the first time she brought me there.
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Posted 10 October 2017 - 06:37 PM

I like Chipotle but cut back on it since I don't travel to that area any more that it's in.

Top 3 worst:

1. Ruby Tuesday
2. Friendlys
3. Chilis


The hell is Friendlys?

Ive had the other two and you're right, they are f'n awful
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Posted 10 October 2017 - 07:11 PM

The hell is Friendlys?

Ive had the other two and you're right, they are f'n awful


It's some half azzed place that is like a cracker barrel-lite but the food is horrific. They have a tendency to put syrup on everything.

It's horrible man
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Posted 10 October 2017 - 07:39 PM

Chipotle, poisoning your family with wolf tickets and then literally poisoning your family. Enjoy your norovirus m7.

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 10:59 PM

Apparently 5 guys is opening in the town I live. Cab someone give me the rundown of that chit?

their mayonnaise is a combination of Indian, African American , Russian, Chinese and Australian ****. hence the name 5 guys....


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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:00 PM

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is that like a scone with apricots in it?


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Posted 11 October 2017 - 01:14 AM

the problem is that we are actually labeling Chipotle, McDonalds, Chilis and Burger King as restaurants

 

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 01:19 AM

Apparently 5 guys is opening in the town I live. Cab someone give me the rundown of that chit?

Was £20 for a burger, chips and a milkshake nearly pulled a Larry David when I heard the price lol food was good but that's more like steak price than burger price.

 

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 01:58 AM

is that like a scone with apricots in it?

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 03:18 AM

[quote name="Rastajambo" post="4668326" timestamp="1507705240"]is that like a scone with apricots in it?[/quot

I'll help... read the words on the picture. It does not say scone world (hint). A heart clogger in any respect though.

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 03:43 AM

[quote name="Rastajambo" post="4668326" timestamp="1507705240"]is that like a scone with apricots in it?[/quot

I'll help... read the words on the picture. It does not say scone world (hint). A heart clogger in any respect though.

This is what the rest of the world calls a biscuit

 

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 03:55 AM

This is what the rest of the world calls a biscuit
 
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A dog treat? Looks like a scooby snack
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Posted 11 October 2017 - 04:08 AM

[quote name="Rastajambo" post="4668326" timestamp="1507705240"]is that like a scone with apricots in it?[/quot

I'll help... read the words on the picture. It does not say scone world (hint). A heart clogger in any respect though.

what is the filling?



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Posted 11 October 2017 - 04:09 AM

Was £20 for a burger, chips and a milkshake nearly pulled a Larry David when I heard the price lol food was good but that's more like steak price than burger price.

 

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I'll blame drunk me for ever going in there and paying that sort of money for a burger and chips, lol


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Posted 11 October 2017 - 04:13 AM

A dog treat? Looks like a scooby snack

first generic image i could find these are also biscuits

 

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