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#51 jaybird86

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 04:19 AM

first generic image i could find these are also biscuits

 

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Nope - those are cookies.

 

Far be it for me to be a short-sided American who is right about everything but those are cookies and your biscuits are Scooby snacks.

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 04:20 AM

what is the filling?

 

Hmmmmmm....  Dunno.  Could be fried turds for all I know.



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Posted 11 October 2017 - 04:20 AM

what is the filling?

Cooked apples with cinnamon and sugar.


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Posted 11 October 2017 - 04:20 AM

Cooked apples with cinnamon and sugar.

 

I stand corrected.



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Posted 11 October 2017 - 04:20 AM

first generic image i could find these are also biscuits

 

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Those are called *cookies.


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Posted 11 October 2017 - 04:22 AM

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 04:23 AM

Nope - those are cookies.

 

Far be it for me to be a short-sided American who is right about everything but those are cookies and your biscuits are Scooby snacks.

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Those are called *cookies.

Rough guess is about 2 billion people say otherwise


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Posted 11 October 2017 - 04:24 AM

i would eat those


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Posted 11 October 2017 - 04:25 AM

The hell is Friendlys?

Ive had the other two and you're right, they are f'n awful

 

It's a PA / Upstate NY / Ohio chain - in PA - Friendly's, Eat-n-Park, Hoss's and Kings are all the same deal...  



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Posted 11 October 2017 - 04:28 AM

I'll blame drunk me for ever going in there and paying that sort of money for a burger and chips, lol

 

 

Rough guess is about 2 billion people say otherwise

perhaps, but you just made 2 billion people wrong because Americans are right.


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Posted 11 October 2017 - 04:31 AM

Rough guess is about 2 billion people say otherwise

Americans are the fattest. You can't argue with us about food.
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Posted 11 October 2017 - 04:32 AM

perhaps, but you just made 2 billion people wrong because Americans are right.

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 04:32 AM

Americans are the fattest. You can't argue with us about food.

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 04:57 AM

It's the Revolutionary War all over again
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Posted 11 October 2017 - 05:02 AM

It's the Revolutionary War all over again

This is the next chapter in the great bacon wars of '15


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Posted 11 October 2017 - 05:16 AM

It's the Revolutionary War all over again

 

And so the Battle of The Biscuits begins lol


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Posted 11 October 2017 - 05:29 AM

I'll blame drunk me for ever going in there and paying that sort of money for a burger and chips, lol

Crangs - I just saw your location update - I'm going to be there for a few weeks as well.  See you soon.


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Posted 11 October 2017 - 05:48 AM

This is the next chapter in the great bacon wars of '15

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 05:50 AM

Crangs - I just saw your location update - I'm going to be there for a few weeks as well. See you soon.

lol. I've won a tournament since them dark days but also lost to wtg so I've seen the dark and light side it :lol:
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Posted 11 October 2017 - 09:26 AM

Speaking as Representative of the country who invented the bloody language I can confirm those are biscuits.

That said...cash makes a compelling point about fatness. Maybe we should defer to our portly trans-Atlantic cousins when it comes to food.
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Posted 11 October 2017 - 12:20 PM

Ate at a Peruvian restaurant in northern California once. The chef was all tatted up in nintendo characters. I peed out my butt for a week
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Posted 11 October 2017 - 03:00 PM

Apparently 5 guys is opening in the town I live. Cab someone give me the rundown of that chit?

ITR summed it up pretty accurately.  

 

I will say this:

 

If you eat 5 guys and then drink yourself in to oblivion, when you wake up you're going to puke it all up and their cajun fries, although tasty, burn like a mother****er when they come spraying out of your nose.  


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Posted 11 October 2017 - 03:01 PM

first generic image i could find these are also biscuits

 

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biscuits????? 

 

THESE are biscuits (source: I'm fat):

 

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 03:07 PM

Dont listen to these idiots. The only two things worth a damn to ever come out of England was America as we know it now and Kate Beckinsale.
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Posted 11 October 2017 - 03:13 PM

biscuits????? 

 

THESE are biscuits (source: I'm fat):

 

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 03:14 PM

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The Great Biscuit-Rustle of '17


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Posted 11 October 2017 - 03:27 PM

Dont listen to these idiots. The only two things worth a damn to ever come out of England was America as we know it now and Kate Beckinsale.


Pretty much nailed it, though I would add Elizabeth Hurley
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Posted 11 October 2017 - 03:31 PM

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 08:20 PM

biscuits????? 

 

THESE are biscuits (source: I'm fat):

 

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wouldnt bang

 

these all need to be stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon


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Posted 11 October 2017 - 09:54 PM

biscuits????? 

 

THESE are biscuits (source: I'm fat):

 

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They must be the scones redneck brethren

 

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 11:06 PM

Lol do you have high tech burritos?
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Posted 11 October 2017 - 11:37 PM

This is what the rest of the world calls a biscuit

 

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^^ Biscuit


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Posted 11 October 2017 - 11:38 PM

The worst restaurant I ever heard of is apparently some Peruvian place up in San Francisco. The owner went out of town and left his chef to run the place, but he spends all of his time getting drunk, bangin' 7s and screwing around on the UFC forums.

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 11:40 PM

The worst restaurant I ever heard of is apparently some Peruvian place up in San Francisco. The owner went out of town and left his chef to run the place, but he spends all of his time getting drunk, bangin' 7s and screwing around on the UFC forums.

 

 

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 02:50 AM

The worst restaurant I ever heard of is apparently some Peruvian place up in San Francisco. The owner went out of town and left his chef to run the place, but he spends all of his time getting drunk, bangin' 7s and screwing around on the UFC forums.

Could be worse. I went to this chitty bar right outside LA and there was a bunch of black dudes bartending. One of em was one of those light skinned clowns, who pretends to be white. Had khakis on, kept talking about his bike. Real toilet that place.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 04:21 AM

Rough guess is about 2 billion people say otherwise

There's 2 billion people in the UK, Australia and New Zealand? Wow, who woulda thunk!? Because that's the only other places that speak English except for a handful of Caribbean Islands. I thought the whole England-centric thinking thing went out long ago....



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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:00 AM

17 mil. in the Netherlands, 11.3 Mil.in Belgium and 66,9 mil. in France call it biscuits too 

 

+ all other French and Dutch speaking countries 


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:07 AM

17 mil. in the Netherlands, 11.3 Mil.in Belgium and 66,9 mil. in France call it biscuits too 

 

+ all other French and Dutch speaking countries 

Welp....  the tally for those, who are wrong keeps going up.

 

Biscuits 

 

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:10 AM

There's 2 billion people in the UK, Australia and New Zealand? Wow, who woulda thunk!? Because that's the only other places that speak English except for a handful of Caribbean Islands. I thought the whole England-centric thinking thing went out long ago....

Most of Europe calls it biscuit or some variation of the word and thanks to British influence many people in all the former colonies do, like India


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:16 AM

Welp....  the tally for those, who are wrong keeps going up.

 

Biscuits 

 

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sponge cake /  sweet roll ? 


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:17 AM

sponge cake / sweet roll ?

Not close.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:18 AM

They're not scones either, you communists.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:23 AM

They're not scones either, you communists.

a scone by any other name is still a scone...
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:26 AM

a scone by any other name is still a scone...

Scones are sugary, and have baking soda in them. Not the same, communist.


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:27 AM

biscuit

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scones

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:30 AM

Cookies:

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Scones:

 

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Biscuits:

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Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits (may contain crack cocaine):

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:38 AM

Cookies:

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Scones:

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Biscuits:
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Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits (may contain crack cocaine):

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look at the variety of them scones, m8s
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:39 AM

There's 2 billion people in the UK, Australia and New Zealand? Wow, who woulda thunk!? Because that's the only other places that speak English except for a handful of Caribbean Islands. I thought the whole England-centric thinking thing went out long ago....

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:42 AM

European biscuits :

 

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:43 AM

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