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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:44 AM

This got me remembering the time I made some cornbread after green mile sold me woof tickets and poisoned my family.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:46 AM

Ochsner Hospital in New Orleans has extremely terrible food....they couldn't even make pancakes that didn't smell/taste like it had a dead person in it.


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:47 AM

baklava

 

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where does that fit in?



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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:48 AM

Murican Restaurants

 

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European Restaurants.

 

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:48 AM

There's 2 billion people in the UK, Australia and New Zealand? Wow, who woulda thunk!? Because that's the only other places that speak English except for a handful of Caribbean Islands. I thought the whole England-centric thinking thing went out long ago....


You've been hanging out with the French too long mate. That's just post-Brexit wishful thinking.

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:49 AM

where does that fit in?

 

in my mouth after a big fat joint..

 

you should try sometimes meng


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:49 AM

Ochsner Hospital in New Orleans has extremely terrible food....they couldn't even make pancakes that didn't smell/taste like it had a dead person in it.

ewwww. Idyb would be all up in that, though
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:50 AM

Murican Restaurants

 

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European Restaurants.

 

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You mean European hotel 

 

in my mouth after a big fat joint..

 

you should try sometimes meng

looks like baby diarrhea on a croissant 


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 05:51 AM

This got me remembering the time I made some cornbread after green mile sold me woof tickets and poisoned my family.

You're just white, and you didn't make it right. Cornbread is fire.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 06:02 AM

You're just white, and you didn't make it right. Cornbread is fire.

bruh. Google said it was da bess recipe and Google would never lie to me. On the real though there was enough there to make me think this could be good if done right
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 06:12 AM

Put honey on your cornbread or GFY.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 06:13 AM

You're just white, and you didn't make it right. Cornbread is fire.

 

I'm white but I'm in the South...cornbread is life...use either honey or butter or both


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 06:13 AM

Both. Or GFY.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 06:30 AM

you muricans are weird meng, cornbread looks awful

 

i can understand you pour honey over it.. 

 

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 06:43 AM

You're just white, and you didn't make it right. Cornbread is fire.

think the cornmeal i used was too coarse. I'll give it another go one day when I can source better ingredients.

Lol@bold btw. Ain't been called that in a long time. I'm by no means black. More Polynesian brown

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 06:47 AM

think the cornmeal i used was too coarse. I'll give it another go one day when I can source better ingredients.

Lol@bold btw. Ain't been called that in a long time. I'm by no means black. More Polynesian brown

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 07:24 AM

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Last person to call me white boy was Sudanese black.  I had to take that one on the chin, lol


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 09:50 AM

The worst restaurant I ever heard of is apparently some Peruvian place up in San Francisco. The owner went out of town and left his chef to run the place, but he spends all of his time getting drunk, bangin' 7s and screwing around on the UFC forums.

Thats weird Ive never worked at a Peruvian place in SF
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 12:34 PM

Just looked up murican biscuit recipes. Lol, they're scones
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 12:52 PM

Just looked up murican biscuit recipes. Lol, they're scones


But how are you pronouncing scone mate? Like gone or cone? That's a much more fundamental issue.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 12:55 PM

But how are you pronouncing scone mate? Like gone or cone? That's a much more fundamental issue.

gone
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 01:08 PM

gone

Correct. Your time on these shores has not been in vain.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 01:11 PM

Correct. Your time on these shores has not been in vain.

lel. The Scone crowd are weird

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 02:15 PM

Just looked up murican biscuit recipes. Lol, they're scones

Google the difference between scones and biscuits. I guarantee it will say exactly what I said.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 02:21 PM

Google the difference between scones and biscuits. I guarantee it will say exactly what I said.


Scones dont have sugar or baking powder
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 02:40 PM

Scones dont have sugar or baking powder

Every scone I've ever eaten was sweet.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 03:00 PM

this is easy to solve...

 

what do you get when you order BISCUITS and gravy?

 

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pwnt.


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 03:17 PM

this is easy to solve...

 

what do you get when you order BISCUITS and gravy?

 

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pwnt.

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 03:21 PM

Every scone I've ever eaten was sweet.


Scones themselves are usually unsweetened, but served with jam and cream for sweetness.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 03:21 PM

this is easy to solve...
 
what do you get when you order BISCUITS and gravy?
 
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pwnt.


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 08:22 PM

I've been doing some research and I'm struggling to find a "biscuit" recipe that doesn't use baking powder. Some of the recipes have been as simple as 'buy biscuits', lol.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 08:25 PM

Are scones the same as biscuits?
The basic ingredients are essentially the same: flour, butter or shortening, milk or cream, leavening, and a bit of salt and possibly sugar. The method of preparation, too, is pretty similar: sift the dry ingredients, cut in the fat, and add the liquid. As with biscuits, the scone dough is rolled and cut into shapes.

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 08:27 PM

Might as well start calling them biscones, m8s
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 09:05 PM

I've been doing some research and I'm struggling to find a "biscuit" recipe that doesn't use baking powder. Some of the recipes have been as simple as 'buy biscuits', lol.

All the ones i saw were SR flour, butter milk and salt.

Scones
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 10:43 PM

We get it. The plebians of the world are angry that we have better food.

Time to move on now.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 10:52 PM

We get it. The plebians of the world are angry that we have better food.

Time to move on now.


Never. This is war. Lines have been crossed.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 10:55 PM

Never. This is war. Lines have been crossed.

This is all your faults anyways. 

    
Your scheme to dominate the world (via your clone country that you had a pretend war with) backfired, and now we're calling your foods different names just to be obstinate. 


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 10:58 PM

^^ Biscuit

 

looks more like a god damned ritz cracker



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Posted 13 October 2017 - 12:40 AM

We get it. The plebians of the world are angry that we have better food.

Time to move on now.

accepting that a biscuit and scone are one and the same will be a very liberating moment for you mate. It's basically a red pill/blue pill moment. What will you choose?

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 01:29 AM

This got me remembering the time I made some cornbread after green mile sold me woof tickets and poisoned my family.

 

I remember we tried a recipe for meatloaf once and it was disgusting not exaggerating when I say the dog didn't even eat it lol.


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Posted 13 October 2017 - 01:31 AM

I remember we tried a recipe for meatloaf once and it was disgusting not exaggerating when I say the dog didn't even eat it lol.

lol.  I'm a fan of meat loaf or at least i was.  It's been 20 years since i ate it.


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Posted 13 October 2017 - 08:07 AM

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MEATLOAF????
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Posted 13 October 2017 - 08:17 AM

More of a west coast thing but the only thing blander than In-N-Out burgers is their cardboard fries.


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Posted 13 October 2017 - 09:05 AM

lol.  I'm a fan of meat loaf or at least i was.  It's been 20 years since i ate it.

OOOOO - my dad's meatloaf would bring a tear to your eye.

 

MEATLOAF!



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Posted 13 October 2017 - 10:04 AM

Biscuits and Scones don't even taste the same. I've had plenty of scones over the years including ones from the Savoy.  


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Posted 13 October 2017 - 10:42 AM

my sister got mouse poop in her rice bowl at jack in the box... down where its clean rice.  they tried to tell her it was spices and wouldnt give her a refund.


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Posted 13 October 2017 - 07:19 PM

So I had Chipotle for the first time today and its f*cking terrible. Worse than Taco Bell IMO when it comes to fake mexican restaurants. $15 worth of food went right into the trash with a minute. It was that damn bad.
By all means share your opinions on bad restaurants so myself and others don't make the same mistake I did today. Give others a heads up before they go somewhere, spend money, and ingest unedible poison like I did.

Chipotle is by far the best burrito chain. Maybe you didn’t pick out the right ingredients. Sorry, but you have very poor taste if you are going to rank Taco Bell above it. Just sayin...

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 11:18 PM

Chipotle is by far the best burrito chain. Maybe you didn’t pick out the right ingredients. Sorry, but you have very poor taste if you are going to rank Taco Bell above it. Just sayin...

Taco bell is alot better


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Posted 13 October 2017 - 11:20 PM

I'm riding with Taco Bell over Chipotle too.
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Posted 13 October 2017 - 11:23 PM

my sister got mouse poop in her rice bowl at jack in the box... down where its clean rice.  they tried to tell her it was spices and wouldnt give her a refund.

 

if that ever happened to me i would get super rich off their asses