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XXIV - Battle of the Beer

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Alright well this tournaments matchmaking is without a doubt rigged. and just by 'coincidence'  my first opponent is none other than freddy.  but if im going out, im going out drunk. 

 

so freddy this card sucks and i dont know how else i can motivate myself to watch it other than with a case of beer. so ive got a proposition to make.  we're buying 15 packs for this fight.  maybe even more.  so on top of what youre already drinking during the event,  every time one of your fighters loses,  you slam another beer.  every time a fight gets finished, you slam another beer. if it was your pick that got finished, thats another beer.  i cant think of any more but if you have any ideas point them out and we'll add that too.  but if you fail so miserably at making your picks and all of them end up getting knocked out, youre probably going to be drunk and out of beer before the main card even starts lol

 

that way at least whoever fails miserably the most wil be able to drink their sorrows away, as they drown themselves in the liquor, cry themselves to sleep and use their tears as lube.

 

so its the bisping vs gastellum card were betting on here. you get first pick on this retarded can festival. come at me bro

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yeah i said that.

 

basically theres a chance of one of us having to drink 3 beers every fight.  

 

we're gonna be out of beers fast if we keep picking a dude who gets finished lol

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heres the card

Bisping vs Gastelum
Jingliang vs Ottow
Guan vs Caceres
Salikhov vs Garcia
Magomedsharipov vs Moraes
Song vs Nash
Curran vs Yan
Yadong vs Khandare
Sherman vs Abdurakhimov
Wu vs Mazany
Buren vs Dy
Asker vs Yaozong Hu
 

 

highlighted black  is freddies picks, team red is mine

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Uhgg Curran

 

Li Jingliang

 

i dont even know who the fook that can is but he's my number one guy!    your  go-to guy was a womens strawweight.  lol the can im stuck with she doesnt even have a wikipedia page lol

 

your go buddy

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Bisping

 

 

Muslim Salikhov

 

whoever the **** that is  he's gonna go all jihad on that other can

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You dankin yet?

 

yup. just bout to pour a double of bacardi

 

despite bruce leroy being the more popular name, im taking Wang Guan

 

the dude with no wiki page.   but im gonna have to take the wang out of the new wang order here.

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Wu

 

Who is Wu?  lol 

 

next up  idyb drafts

 

Zabit Magomedsharipov

 

say that three times fast.

 

we got 2 picks left to make already lol 

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Liu

 

 

mother ***er thats who i was gonna go for lol

 

now im stuck with the east indian

 

madarchod  bhenchod. bund mara teri pan di lund

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and the final pick  idyb drafts kenan "slit throat" song

 

 

wow these guys are such chit.   one of us is gonna get real drunk

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and the final pick idyb drafts kenan "slit throat" song

 

 

wow these guys are such chit. one of us is gonna get real drunk

Fosho doe.. well not if I am on turn up which is very likely

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Even though you didn't pick a tiebreaker fight, and 75% of your picks have edit stamps, I'm proud of you idyb lol

 

This is how its done. I'm sure there will a bout change or two and I'll let yas know if that happens

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Even though you didn't pick a tiebreaker fight, and 75% of your picks have edit stamps, I'm proud of you idyb lol

 

This is how its done. I'm sure there will a bout change or two and I'll let yas know if that happens

 

trust me i didnt change anything . you can easilly tell that just by looking at his first pick followed by mine and then his next one and then mine. i dont see how i could doctor anyhing in such a format. i guess i havent tried to cheat hard enough!

 

probably just to edit spelling errors and adding stuff to the posts about what a fooking can the guy is

 

i think i have fewer posts on this forum that arent edited than the ones that are

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Even though you didn't pick a tiebreaker fight, and 75% of your picks have edit stamps, I'm proud of you idyb lol

 

This is how its done. I'm sure there will a bout change or two and I'll let yas know if that happens

 

 

 

wait a minute, whats a tiebreaker fight? and how do i do that?

 

 

i might like to add that these are the biggest group of losers ive ever had the fortune of watching. i dont care who i had to pick, aside from bisping and kelvin, they are all a bunch of cans.   at least now i have a reason to watch this chitty card

 

and what about if a fight gets cancelled? what happens then. does the guy who picked the guy who pulled out just get the other guy who fills in?

 

im not really sure how to play this thing. these  tourneys have never been my thing lol

 

im thinking maybe we went a bit too early but idyb always comes to bang

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wait a minute, whats a tiebreaker fight? and how do i do that?

 

 

i might like to add that these are the biggest group of losers ive ever had the fortune of watching. i dont care who i had to pick, aside from bisping and kelvin, they are all a bunch of cans.   at least now i have a reason to watch this chitty card

 

and what about if a fight gets cancelled? what happens then. does the guy who picked the guy who pulled out just get the other guy who fills in?

 

im not really sure how to play this thing. these  tourneys have never been my thing lol

 

im thinking maybe we went a bit too early but idyb always comes to bang

haha, I was only teasin ya. I know you couldnt and wouldnt cheat, it's just a faux pas. Dont worry I got your picks locked in.

 

Tie breaker fight is a fight you pick (because you had second pick) where if your fighter wins it would break a tie. Like if the final score between you guys was 6-6, if you were correct on the tiebreaker fight, you'd win. It doesnt have to be a fight you specifically picked originally either.

 

If a fight is straight up cancelled then its gone and there are no make up picks (obviously none in this case cause you are done picking but even if you werent, the pick is lost). If however a fighter gets a new opponent, the person who picked that fight has the option to repick between the replacement or the original.

 

Clear as mud?

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haha, I was only teasin ya. I know you couldnt and wouldnt cheat, it's just a faux pas. Dont worry I got your picks locked in.

 

Tie breaker fight is a fight you pick (because you had second pick) where if your fighter wins it would break a tie. Like if the final score between you guys was 6-6, if you were correct on the tiebreaker fight, you'd win. It doesnt have to be a fight you specifically picked originally either.

 

If a fight is straight up cancelled then its gone and there are no make up picks (obviously none in this case cause you are done picking but even if you werent, the pick is lost). If however a fighter gets a new opponent, the person who picked that fight has the option to repick between the replacement or the original.

 

Clear as mud?

 

 

oh okay i gotcha

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alright i was rather confident in Liu, until freddie up and stole him from me.  that sneaky weasel

 

i think ive bet on enough cans, so im gonna have to take bisping as my tie breaker and hope that he doesnt get his head ripped off again

 

freddie if it comes down to a tie breaker, thats another 2 beers for both of us.

 

im buying a 20 pack of cans of cariboo just to watch this chit.  like seriously this card is so awful i need to load up on liquor just to be able to get through it. , but im bringing my game face and i dont intend to lose this one. u better come prepared and ready. otherwise bring lots of beer.

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alright i was rather confident in Liu, until freddie up and stole him from me.  that sneaky weasel

 

i think ive bet on enough cans, so im gonna have to take bisping as my tie breaker and hope that he doesnt get his head ripped off again

 

freddie if it comes down to a tie breaker, thats another 2 beers for both of us.

 

im buying a 20 pack of cans of cariboo just to watch this chit.  like seriously this card is so awful i need to load up on liquor just to be able to get through it. , but im bringing my game face and i dont intend to lose this one. u better come prepared and ready. otherwise bring lots of beer.

 

Because freddie picked Bisping, if you selected that fight as tiebreaker, you would need Gastelum to win because he is your fighter in that match. So you can pick a different one. You can pick any fight but you just need YOUR fighter to win. 

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oh chit

 

in that case im betting the house on Li Jingaling

 

 

he is my #1 go-to can and team captain.   named after the sound of a can rolling down the stairs. war jingaling!

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oh chit

 

in that case im betting the house on Li Jingaling

 

 

he is my #1 go-to can and team captain. named after the sound of a can rolling down the stairs. war jingaling!

Hell ya mang

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Alright, Yaozong "Bad Boy" Hu is stepping in to replace my USADA'd can Mullheron,   so i am  exercising my right to change my pick. i have no confidence in going for an inactive can taking a fight on a weeks notice,  so i choose to go with Cyril "Silverback" Asker

 

**** what a bunch of cans

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You don't know him????

 

He is the founder and president of the Tang Clan

 

 

oh chit in that case it looks like freddie got a freebie on that one

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yo freddie yo boy rolando dy missed weight by a couple pounds and will be docked 20% of his purse. the fight is still on tho

 

what a weight cutting can.

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