Alright well this tournaments matchmaking is without a doubt rigged. and just by 'coincidence' my first opponent is none other than freddy. but if im going out, im going out drunk.
so freddy this card sucks and i dont know how else i can motivate myself to watch it other than with a case of beer. so ive got a proposition to make. we're buying 15 packs for this fight. maybe even more. so on top of what youre already drinking during the event, every time one of your fighters loses, you slam another beer. every time a fight gets finished, you slam another beer. if it was your pick that got finished, thats another beer. i cant think of any more but if you have any ideas point them out and we'll add that too. but if you fail so miserably at making your picks and all of them end up getting knocked out, youre probably going to be drunk and out of beer before the main card even starts lol
that way at least whoever fails miserably the most wil be able to drink their sorrows away, as they drown themselves in the liquor, cry themselves to sleep and use their tears as lube.
so its the bisping vs gastellum card were betting on here. you get first pick on this retarded can festival. come at me bro
Edited by -idyb-, 12 November 2017 - 05:49 PM.