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#1 BART-O-LINI

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 05:48 AM

Who would want to sit in a chair for how ever many hrs, and listen to children cry and say what they want for Christmas? Sounds like a nightmare. I'm sure some are good people, but I think it's over half. 60% pedos. This is serious discussions only. Does anyone have a weird person in their family work as a santa in this forum? Maybe a creepy uncle or something?
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Posted 01 December 2017 - 05:54 AM

If it's a serious discussion, I don't have much to add.  I think most are just old retired guys that love kids.  Maybe their children and possibly their grandchildren have all grown.  They miss the magic in a child's eye that only comes from the true and absolute belief in the guy...  You really don't hear too much about Santa's being convicted or charged in anything bizarre..  There is plenty of that in our political system and tv and movie production...


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Posted 01 December 2017 - 06:04 AM

The one in my Mall usually wreaks of alcohol at some point...so he doesn't like his job...so I think we are safe from ****s.


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Posted 01 December 2017 - 06:04 AM

If it's a serious discussion, I don't have much to add. I think most are just old retired guys that love kids. Maybe their children and possibly their grandchildren have all grown. They miss the magic in a child's eye that only comes from the true and absolute belief in the guy... You really don't hear too much about Santa's being convicted or charged in anything bizarre.. There is plenty of that in our political system and tv and movie production...


I'm being serious. I've never discussed it with the exception of family or friends. It's funny, guys I know say, "hell yeah they are." And women say, "No, they're just nice old men."

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 06:05 AM

I'm being serious. I've never discussed it with the exception of family or friends. It's funny, guys I know say, "hell yeah they are." And women say, "No, they're just nice old men."

HAHAAHAHA - I guess I think like a woman.



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Posted 01 December 2017 - 06:09 AM

HAHAAHAHA - I guess I think like a woman.


It's also my family and friends, so we joke around and say whatever is on our mind without getting offended.
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Posted 01 December 2017 - 06:10 AM

Even Billy Bob Thorton wasn't a Pedo in Bad Santa...


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Posted 01 December 2017 - 06:14 AM

Even Billy Bob Thorton wasn't a Pedo in Bad Santa...


He liked the big girls

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 06:19 AM

He liked the big girls

and the a hole



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Posted 01 December 2017 - 06:52 AM

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 06:54 AM

Mall Santa's are **** worthless but Salvation Army Santa's are worse. I just wanna take that bell and beat the chit out of them with it.
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Posted 01 December 2017 - 06:55 AM

Thought Bart was asking if that was a requirement for his next job interview
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Posted 01 December 2017 - 07:12 AM

yo bart why do you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up



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Posted 01 December 2017 - 07:16 AM

yo bart why do you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 07:22 AM

yo bart why do you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up


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Posted 01 December 2017 - 07:43 AM

Even Billy Bob Thorton wasn't a Pedo in Bad Santa...

ive still not seen Bad santa 2 - or have I? hmm


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Posted 01 December 2017 - 07:46 AM

ive still not seen Bad santa 2 - or have I? hmm

it is a pant p*sser...



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Posted 01 December 2017 - 08:02 AM

Big Brown Breakdown fan huh lol?


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Posted 01 December 2017 - 08:21 AM

it is a pant p*sser...

is that a good or a bad thing?


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Posted 01 December 2017 - 08:31 AM

is that a good or a bad thing?

both - if you like laughing so hard you p*ss your pants - it's great

 

if you don't like having p*ssed pants - it's not so great.



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Posted 01 December 2017 - 08:37 AM

both - if you like laughing so hard you p*ss your pants - it's great

 

if you don't like having p*ssed pants - it's not so great.

im pretty sure I watched it and it wasn't as good as the first one.  :'(  I wanted to see it in the cinema but never did. 

the fat curly retard is still in it isn't he.


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Posted 01 December 2017 - 08:53 AM

im pretty sure I watched it and it wasn't as good as the first one.  :'(  I wanted to see it in the cinema but never did. 

the fat curly retard is still in it isn't he.

I'm talking about the first one - never saw second either.



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Posted 01 December 2017 - 09:12 AM

Billy Bob bangs Christina Hendricks and those big ol boobies in the 2nd one

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 09:23 AM

I don’t think it matters as long as nothing bad happens and the kids are having fun.

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 12:07 PM

Big Brown Breakdown fan huh lol?


I did see that episode. I've thought this for awhile though.

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 02:19 PM

thread title makes me chuckle good.


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Posted 01 December 2017 - 04:05 PM

thread title makes me chuckle good.

 

 

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Posted 02 December 2017 - 06:28 AM

I have good faith in humanity as a whole so I'm going to stick with just 77%


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Posted 02 December 2017 - 12:24 PM

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