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#1 Douglass

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 07:49 PM

and what is the one thing that we ABSOLUTLEY know about God?....

 

that he is a creator.

 

 

we are all creators. 

 

 

 

discuss.  thank you. 


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Posted 01 December 2017 - 07:56 PM

wut up douglass


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Teemu just made Ignition grab the comb.

 

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 08:03 PM

wut up douglass

smokin some herbs, watching the fights.  whats up, teemu?


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Posted 01 December 2017 - 08:06 PM

smokin some herbs, watching the fights, making awful threads.  whats up, teemu?


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Posted 01 December 2017 - 08:18 PM

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care to explain how we went from an abacus 500 years ago to a samsung galaxy 8 edge today?

 

we made it.... out of thin air.  sure we had help from aliens (serious technology explosion after roswell contact), but God created those too.

 

pls discuss.


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Posted 01 December 2017 - 08:54 PM

Taking ancient fairy tales seriously here I see, to each their own I guess  


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Posted 01 December 2017 - 08:59 PM

smokin some herbs, watching the fights.  whats up, teemu?

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Teemu just made Ignition grab the comb.

 

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 09:36 PM

That's what she said


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Posted 01 December 2017 - 11:13 PM

Is that why I got so fat?


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Posted 02 December 2017 - 12:00 AM

Fixed

 

 

i almost reported your post for excessive trolling, but then i realised that for once it wasnt directed towards me


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Posted 02 December 2017 - 10:00 AM

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Posted 02 December 2017 - 10:01 AM

what kind of paint do u buy 

Seems like a silver man to me.  


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Posted 02 December 2017 - 10:12 AM

Seems like a silver man to me.  

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Posted 02 December 2017 - 01:24 PM

No such thing as god, sorry.
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New discovery shows a million year old rock has a human or humanoid foot print which would indicate we were here longer than we thought. 


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Posted 03 December 2017 - 03:40 PM

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The forum just can't handle level-headed fact-based analysis using the queen's English.  I should have just said that Vanatta double-diggled that foglet Ferguson in blueberry flavoured buttermilk and I'm sure Banham would have agreed. 

 

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#18 Douglass

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Posted 03 December 2017 - 05:51 PM

Brian has started smoking salvia again. :(

a good friend of mine was a star wars geek like you.  i played sports and did athletic stuff while he sat around and watched star wars and star trek and alien over and over.  it always used to amuse me (and still does); when he gets angry and tries to puff up.  nothing like a dork trying to act hardcore like hes been to jail because he had to go to court on some misdemeanor ****.

 

i guess what im saying is this:  its funny when you try to act edgy for your friends because youre a self confirmed "neo maxi zoon dweebie" -to use a quote fron 'the breakfast club'.

 

"i can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear those kind of clothes" too.

 

have a good evening, fletcher.


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Posted 03 December 2017 - 06:42 PM

a good friend of mine was a star wars geek like you. i played sports and did athletic stuff while he sat around and watched star wars and star trek and alien over and over. it always used to amuse me (and still does); when he gets angry and tries to puff up. nothing like a dork trying to act hardcore like hes been to jail because he had to go to court on some misdemeanor ****.

i guess what im saying is this: its funny when you try to act edgy for your friends because youre a self confirmed "neo maxi zoon dweebie" -to use a quote fron 'the breakfast club'.

"i can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear those kind of clothes" too.

have a good evening, fletcher.


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Posted 03 December 2017 - 07:12 PM

a good friend of mine was a star wars geek like you. i played sports and did athletic stuff while he sat around and watched star wars and star trek and alien over and over. it always used to amuse me (and still does); when he gets angry and tries to puff up. nothing like a dork trying to act hardcore like hes been to jail because he had to go to court on some misdemeanor ****.

i guess what im saying is this: its funny when you try to act edgy for your friends because youre a self confirmed "neo maxi zoon dweebie" -to use a quote fron 'the breakfast club'.

"i can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear those kind of clothes" too.

have a good evening, fletcher.

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Posted 03 December 2017 - 08:03 PM

a good friend of mine was a star wars geek like you.  i played sports and did athletic stuff while he sat around and watched star wars and star trek and alien over and over.  it always used to amuse me (and still does); when he gets angry and tries to puff up.  nothing like a dork trying to act hardcore like hes been to jail because he had to go to court on some misdemeanor ****.

 

i guess what im saying is this:  its funny when you try to act edgy for your friends because youre a self confirmed "neo maxi zoon dweebie" -to use a quote fron 'the breakfast club'.

 

"i can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear those kind of clothes" too.

 

have a good evening, fletcher.

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Posted 03 December 2017 - 11:08 PM

a good friend of mine was a star wars geek like you.  i played sports and did athletic stuff while he sat around and watched star wars and star trek and alien over and over.  it always used to amuse me (and still does); when he gets angry and tries to puff up.  nothing like a dork trying to act hardcore like hes been to jail because he had to go to court on some misdemeanor ****.

 

i guess what im saying is this:  its funny when you try to act edgy for your friends because youre a self confirmed "neo maxi zoon dweebie" -to use a quote fron 'the breakfast club'.

 

"i can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear those kind of clothes" too.

 

have a good evening, fletcher.

lol. One sentence got you to write a four-paragraph response. Rekt.


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Posted 04 December 2017 - 03:52 AM

lol. One sentence got you to write a four-paragraph response. Rekt.


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Posted 04 December 2017 - 04:47 AM

a good friend of mine was a star wars geek like you.  i played sports and did athletic stuff while he sat around and watched star wars and star trek and alien over and over.  it always used to amuse me (and still does); when he gets angry and tries to puff up.  nothing like a dork trying to act hardcore like hes been to jail because he had to go to court on some misdemeanor ****.

 

i guess what im saying is this:  its funny when you try to act edgy for your friends because youre a self confirmed "neo maxi zoon dweebie" -to use a quote fron 'the breakfast club'.

 

"i can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear those kind of clothes" too.

 

have a good evening, fletcher.

 

ive been waiting for the pertect time and place to bust out this new reem gif, and nows just as good of a place as any

 

 

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ive been waiting for the pertect time and place to bust out this new reem gif, and nows just as good of a place as any

 

 

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 05:24 AM

but it feels so right


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Posted 05 December 2017 - 12:01 PM

and what is the one thing that we ABSOLUTLEY know about God?....

 

that he is a creator.

 

 

we are all creators. 

 

 

 

discuss.  thank you. 

 

This reminds me of the following Joke:

 

Scientist: Hey, we scientists have figured out how to make life from dirt, just as described in that book of Yours, Genesis.

God: Oh yeah?

Scientist: Yep

God: Show Me.

Scientist: No problem!

So, the scientist started to gather some dirt, and just as he was about to start working with it, he was interrupted…

God: Hold it, stop!!

Scientist: What?

God: What are you doing?

Scientist: I’m gathering some dirt to generate life, just as described in Your book.

God: Get your own dirt…

 

The point is, God can create from nothing, where man can only create from what already exists.


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Posted 05 December 2017 - 06:29 PM

On average, I would say Christians can benchpress a hell of a lot more than atheists.
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Posted 05 December 2017 - 08:07 PM

On average, I would say Christians can benchpress a hell of a lot more than atheists.

Prolly due to the weight of all the BS they've been pushing all these centuries....


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Posted 05 December 2017 - 08:56 PM

Prolly due to the weight of all the BS they've been pushing all these centuries....


I think a lot of atheists don't get it, which is fine. There's almost nothing in life that I "get."

I don't open doors for women because I "believe in it." I do it because it's the right thing to do. It's part of my code. I could go on, but I'm drunk. I swear to God, I'm right on this one. Probably. I might be right.

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 12:30 AM

I think a lot of atheists don't get it, which is fine. There's almost nothing in life that I "get."

I don't open doors for women because I "believe in it." I do it because it's the right thing to do. It's part of my code. I could go on, but I'm drunk. I swear to God, I'm right on this one. Probably. I might be right.

Get what? That there is an invisible deity controlling the universe? A deity that allows famine, disease, war and a myriad of atrocities to happen every day for what, his entertainment? To convince us to worship him in order to avoid future atrocities? Well that has proven not to work. So this deity can control everything and either does, thus causing suffering directly, or chooses not to and causes suffering indirectly, either way, not a god I'd chose to worship even if it did exist. And oh yeah, what was this god doing before he created man if we are his ultimate goal? Why wait 14 billion years? And what was he doing before that? Reading a really long book he wrote? It's ridiculous.

 

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 11:30 AM

and what is the one thing that we ABSOLUTLEY know about God?....

 

that he is a creator.

 

 

we are all creators. 

 

 

 

discuss.  thank you. 

Hi O.P.

 

Seems few want to discuss.

 

You seem to think God is a success story.

 

I will be putting this up shortly but thought I would see what you think.

 

Is God competent or incompetent?

 

We are told in scriptures that evil begets evil and good begets good. God, as our creator, according to scriptures, creates us all as sinners, which many see as evil.

 

God can thus be seen and judged as being the original sinner since the fruits of his labor (us) went bad or are born bad.  A tree is known by its fruits.  What else could come from a sinner tree but sin?

 

I give God a fail on competence for the following reasons.

God created heaven that produced Satan. Fail.

God created Eden which produced Original Sin. Fail.

God had to reboot creation with Noah’s flood. Fail.

God sent his son to forgive mankind instead of stepping up himself. Fail, for moral reasons.

God also had to create hell for his rejects which scriptures say will be the vast majority of us. Fail.

 

Jesus said we would know his people by their works and deeds and if we believe that, then the Christian God would obviously be rejected by Jesus and agree with my fail judgement.

 

Do you agree?

 

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Posted 31 December 2017 - 02:32 PM

we create electricity from lemons!  tell me how that isnt godly!

 


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Posted 31 December 2017 - 02:33 PM

humans are minigods.  deal with it.


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Posted 31 December 2017 - 06:39 PM

Wut?
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Posted 01 January 2018 - 01:51 AM

I'm surprised more women aren't at the gates asking for the bible to be changed. It says god created man in his image and then he created women from his rib. That's why men are superior. A frickin rib. The mcrib is .99 when available at McDonald's.
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I'm surprised more women aren't at the gates asking for the bible to be changed. It says god created man in his image and then he created women from his rib. That's why men are superior. A frickin rib. The mcrib is .99 when available at McDonald's.

 

 

 if the feminist SJW's go cry to the vatican or whatever and try to get the religious people to change the bible, even the religious people wont take them seriously.

 

besides. i like the bible. ive learned a lot of cool stuff from it that puts science to shame.  for instance, i learned that jesus h. christ was born from a virgin prostitute named mary, and he could turn water into wine. and one of his buddies was 600 years old and he could split the red sea, but for some reason he decided to build a really big boat and he put two of every animal species on earth onto the boat and then they sailed on over to Victoria, BC, Canada where it rains every day of the year .    it was a good read.


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