NoCakeForYaya 21,381 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Hello forum dwellers. This is a thread for all non cans who like Christmas. What do you like about the holidays? What you guys doing this year? I'll be in Hanoi eating what the vietnamese think is christmas dinner....it will likely be terrible. Then gonna watch home alone before skyping my family. Let's have some happiness. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I_Take_Roids_m8 29,887 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Working 12 hour shift like every holiday 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCakeForYaya 21,381 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Working 12 hour shift like every holiday Saving degenerates like the sinister urge? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
America 10,995 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Working 12 hour shift like every holiday This! Love that holiday pay. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I_Take_Roids_m8 29,887 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Saving degenerates like the sinister urge? Lots of MVAs and food poisoning mixed with some GSWs and domestic violence. Otherwise a slow day in the ER usually lol 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cashfl0w 99,967 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Lots of MVAs and food poisoning mixed with some GSWs and domestic violence. Otherwise a slow day in the ER usually lolNo better time of the year to beat your wife or shoot your neighbor than the holiday season. Ho ho ho! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
America 10,995 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Lots of MVAs and food poisoning mixed with some GSWs and domestic violence. Otherwise a slow day in the ER usually lol We usually get drunks a plenty with various holiday injuries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cashfl0w 99,967 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 We usually get drunks a plenty with various holiday injuries.You didn't even like my post, you fake wife beater. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
America 10,995 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 You didn't even like my post, you fake wife beater. I was told i cant initiate the wife beating banter but if im accused i can then spread my rhetoric. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cashfl0w 99,967 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Nothing relieves stress like blacking your woman's eye, man. Merry Christmas, everybody! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
America 10,995 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Nothing relieves stress like blacking your woman's eye, man. Merry Christmas, everybody! Fake wife beater confirmed. Every true natural light drinking woman smacker knows not to leave bruises. However, if bruising cant be avoided then make sure its in areas of the body that will be covered up with clothing. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cashfl0w 99,967 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Don't ever question my domestic violence capabilities again. Or I'll be forced to take my aggression out on my girlfriend. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
America 10,995 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Don't ever question my domestic violence capabilities again. Or I'll be forced to take my aggression out on my girlfriend. Youre an amateur at best. You probably dont even make her believe its all her fault. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cashfl0w 99,967 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Change title to Domestic Violence Thread please. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
America 10,995 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Change title to Domestic Violence Thread please. Speaking of domestic violence. I remember one year (it wasnt Christmas) we had a bunch of family over and i think i was 14 at the time. Anyway, i was being a straight up **** to everyone for no reason other then being a 14 year old little ****. Well, finally my dad got tired of it and took a two step into a straight right that caught me flush on the cheek and sent me sliding under our bar. Needless to say my attitude improved after that. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cashfl0w 99,967 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Nothing like punching children. I remember I chased down this little asswipe that threw a frozen water bottle at my glass screen door, and landed the most solid right hand I've ever landed right to back of his melon. His glasses went straight forward in the air, and he went to drop to the ground. I caught him by hood, and stood him up. Screamed "THROW SOME MORE CHIT!", and got back in my car. That kid hasn't even thrown a baseball since then. He gave up throwing stuff all together. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
America 10,995 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Nothing like punching children. I remember I chased down this little asswipe that threw a frozen water bottle at my glass screen door, and landed the most solid right hand I've ever landed right to back of his melon. His glasses went straight forward in the air, and he went to drop to the ground. I caught him by hood, and stood him up. Screamed "THROW SOME MORE CHIT!", and got back in my car. That kid hasn't even thrown a baseball since then. He gave up throwing stuff all together. Its funny, i can remember little details about the fights ive been in and won.....but i can remember every word and every punch to the best **** kicking ive ever taken, dude beat the absolute chit out of me. I threw the first punch and it was a right cross that i put everything into and much like Chael Sonnen, i wiffed and my pinky knuckle grazed his chin while i fell forward with my momentum.......dude immedietly jumped on my back and just beat the **** out of me. Good times. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
classicboxer 14,473 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Nothing like punching children. I remember I chased down this little asswipe that threw a frozen water bottle at my glass screen door, and landed the most solid right hand I've ever landed right to back of his melon. His glasses went straight forward in the air, and he went to drop to the ground. I caught him by hood, and stood him up. Screamed "THROW SOME MORE CHIT!", and got back in my car. That kid hasn't even thrown a baseball since then. He gave up throwing stuff all together. You beat up a lot of women and children. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cashfl0w 99,967 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 You beat up a lot of women and children.Don't forget the elderly. I'll mop a geezer up the same as I will a child. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
classicboxer 14,473 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Don't forget the elderly. I'll mop a geezer up the same as I will a child. My money's on Jason_H. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-idyb- 19,879 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 (edited) i think i overcelebrated a bit too much before i went back to work last night i cant fooking remember a god damn thing. i woke up in my bed like 20 minutes ago wondering what the hell happened and how did i get home and what did i even eat for dinner holy **** im still kinda bewildered and trying to piece my night back together. i think i might still be drunk Edited December 23, 2017 by -idyb- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eclipse76 19,372 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Ho Ho Ho-ly chit this thread is ghey 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-idyb- 19,879 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 when the chad says your thread is gay, your thread is pretty gay 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCakeForYaya 21,381 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Ho Ho Ho-ly chit this thread is ghey Your AV is you bronzed up in your pants on a forum full of guys. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eclipse76 19,372 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 (edited) Your AV is you bronzed up in your pants on a forum full of guys. I didn't say I wasn't ghey too... I was talking about the thread... Edited December 23, 2017 by Eclipse76 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCakeForYaya 21,381 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 I didn't say I wasn't ghey too... I was talking about the thread... Lmao I love ya you big nerd. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-idyb- 19,879 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Your AV is you bronzed up in your pants on a forum full of guys. i think he might have been wearing womens panties for that picture but im not about to question it 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCakeForYaya 21,381 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 i think he might have been wearing womens panties for that picture but im not about to question it Only in your dreams. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King_Can 8,375 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Change title to Domestic Violence Thread please. i second this 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King_Can 8,375 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 (edited) love the holidays but Christmas music can fook right off Edited December 23, 2017 by King_CAN 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-idyb- 19,879 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 love the holidays but Christmas music can fook right off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sobercuban 90,872 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Nothing like punching children. Agreed. Went out with my wife's brother and his wife and three kids last night. The oldest one, the boy, is a demon spawn who is probably going to grow up and torture animals. At least three times I saw him straight-up punch his two-year-old sister in the face. I felt all awkward because I didn't want to tell them "uhhh your evil son is abusing your sweet daughter", people get defensive when you point out their kid's behavior. Would have liked to have been able to sock him back 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
America 10,995 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 To make it less gay for the panty wearing weight thrower. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xFINISHxHIMx 28,508 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 I knew some ****ers would ruin this thread as well I'm talking about those guys who will spend Christmas time here in this forum. I'll be spending Xmas with the entire family again like every year. Love this time of the year, but I'm still pretty sick so I don't know if I can make it there til tomorrow makes me sad panda. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-idyb- 19,879 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Agreed. Went out with my wife's brother and his wife and three kids last night. The oldest one, the boy, is a demon spawn who is probably going to grow up and torture animals. At least three times I saw him straight-up punch his two-year-old sister in the face. I felt all awkward because I didn't want to tell them "uhhh your evil son is abusing your sweet daughter", people get defensive when you point out their kid's behavior. Would have liked to have been able to sock him back Agreed. Went out with my wife's brother and his wife and three kids last night. The oldest one, the boy, is a demon spawn who is probably going to grow up and torture animals. At least three times I saw him straight-up punch his two-year-old sister in the face. I felt all awkward because I didn't want to tell them "uhhh your evil son is abusing your sweet daughter", people get defensive when you point out their kid's behavior. Would have liked to have been able to sock him back you should have just walked over to the two year old and punched her in the face as well! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cashfl0w 99,967 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 I knew some ****s would ruin this thread as well I'm talking about those guys who will spend Christmas time here in this forum. I'll be spending Xmas with the entire family again like every year. Love this time of the year, but I'm still pretty sick so I don't know if I can make it there til tomorrow makes me sad panda. What'd you ask Santa for this year? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-idyb- 19,879 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 What'd you ask Santa for this year? a can of finnish ham? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xFINISHxHIMx 28,508 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 What'd you ask Santa for this year?I've asked him to send you some friends for Xmas and new year, so that you dont have to text message CB again 15 min before new year. Am I a good person or what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cashfl0w 99,967 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 I've asked him to send you some friends for Xmas and new year, so that you dont have to text message CB again 15 min before new year. Am I a good person or what?You should have asked him for your uncle to stop ****ing you. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
America 10,995 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 You should have asked him for your uncle to stop **** you. Why would he ask for the only affection he will ever recieve to stop? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xFINISHxHIMx 28,508 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Im glad that I am not messed up like you two frickers I would ****ing kill myself today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cashfl0w 99,967 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Weren't you told by someone else here to off yourself like.. yesterday? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-idyb- 19,879 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Im glad that I am not messed up like you two frickers I would **** kill myself today. here give me the gun i'll do it for you 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba_Sparks 55,860 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Me and the missus are doing something a bit different for Christmas this year. We've hired a cottage in the peak district, got her side of the family from Friday to Sunday and my side on Christmas day/boxing day. No one apart from us is allowed in the kitchen so we're treating them all to 5 star service for the whole time. Great idea from the missus - everyone is loving it....but it's bloody knackering. We've just polished off a turkey for the first Christmas celebration with her folks and on Christmas day itself I'm cooking a fore-rib of beef. Definitely a memorable way top do it but not for every year! Merry Christmas to op and all who have posted their festive cheer in this thread. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sobercuban 90,872 Report post Posted December 23, 2017 Going down to the beach house tonight, I think, or first thing tomorrow. Have to turn around and drive back on Christmas day though which sucks. At some point in the next week or so we're going up my my mom's place up in the mountains, very excited for that as it's been many years since I've seen the mountains. Ready to watch Christmas movies and sit by the fire. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaybird86 10,447 Report post Posted December 24, 2017 (edited) Enjoying every second of the kids being together after a long time apart... as my parents get older, trying to grab onto every moment as well. Headed to my sides tomorrow night then to wife’s xmas morning after watching the three year old explode in excitement and the boy cry when he opens his new Mac. My crew comes over after and does grab bag then is apparently staying all night for the steeler game ... should be exhausting but memorable! Merry Christmas everyone.https://imgur.com/gallery/Aqgom Edited December 24, 2017 by jaybird86 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
America 10,995 Report post Posted December 24, 2017 Working 7pm-7am Christmas day, before that we are doing the damn thing at my GF's cousins house because that's the person who drew the short straw this year.....I chit you not, this has been our tradition for 4 years now, whoever draws the short straw has to host. Anyway, should be fun, sadly I can't get my drink on because of work but oh well. Merry Christmas you filthy animals. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-idyb- 19,879 Report post Posted December 24, 2017 Going down on my mom's very excited mountains. amazing what you can do with someones message when you just delete all the random words out of it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaybird86 10,447 Report post Posted December 24, 2017 (edited) Oh yea... and this is happening now too.. merry Christmas Hans greuberhttps://imgur.com/gallery/61BPD Edited December 24, 2017 by jaybird86 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sobercuban 90,872 Report post Posted December 24, 2017 Oh yea... and this is happening now too.. merry Christmas Hans greuber https://imgur.com/gallery/61BPD hmm might be a Die Hard Christmas this year last year it was National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
