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#1 Darth_Sprawl

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 12:55 PM

Vitor once recommended a "legends" league. Given the old timers currently in the UFC, here's a look at another fantasy card if they were to book the oldest active fighters available against each other, in a card that could've theoretically gone down nowadays, as well as in 2006, probably.

 

Michael Bisping (38) Vs. Lyoto Machida (39)

Rashad Evans (38) Vs. Vitor Belfort (40)

BJ Penn (39) Vs. Gray Maynard (38)

Mark Hunt (43) Vs. Andrei Arlovski (39)

 

Shogun Rua (36) Vs. Glover Texeira (38)

Demian Maia (40) Vs. Diego Sanchez (36)

Matt Brown (37) Vs. Thiago Alves (34)

Clay Guida (36) Vs. Evan Dunham (36)

 

Dan Kelly (40) Vs. Tim Boetsch (37)

Joshua Burkman (37) Vs. Gleison Tibau (34)

 

 

 

It would take place in Florida, preferably at a retirement community in a bingo hall, early prelims would start at 10AM, and other old people stuff would occur. 


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 01:13 PM

If you are against age-classes than you have to be against weight-classes, too. Probably every one of these guys would destroy MM in the first round, so to poke fun at these guys as though they are irrelevant is befuddling to me.

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 01:14 PM

They could play shuffleboard with fans after their fights.
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Posted 14 February 2018 - 01:17 PM

They could play shuffleboard with fans after their fights.


^Also, this. A lot of naysayers seem to be against an elderly division, but these guys all have a tremendous amount of heart and experience, and they can tell stories about what life was like before computers, and in some cases, electricity.
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Posted 14 February 2018 - 01:42 PM

You started off fairly decent with the matchups.... then I seen Maia vs Diego Sanchez and was like WHAT?  :lol:


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 01:47 PM

If you are against age-classes than you have to be against weight-classes, too. Probably every one of these guys would destroy MM in the first round, so to poke fun at these guys as though they are irrelevant is befuddling to me.

It's a bit of a joke, just a hypothetical card for the f*** of it. Most of them are absolute legends, I just lumped them in to go with a veteran theme.

 

Btw, excuse me asking but who is MM?



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Posted 14 February 2018 - 01:50 PM

The conception of 'old' is pretty interesting on OP


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 02:56 PM

LeL at Maynard on the main card.

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 07:09 PM

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Maynard
Pitbull
Tex
Maia
Alves
Dunham
Boetsch
Tibau

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 07:12 PM

LeL at Maynard on the main card.


Maynard once fought while battling herpes. You show some goddamn respect!
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Posted 14 February 2018 - 07:12 PM

It's a bit of a joke, just a hypothetical card for the f*** of it. Most of them are absolute legends, I just lumped them in to go with a veteran theme.
 
Btw, excuse me asking but who is MM?


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 07:14 PM

^Also, this. A lot of naysayers seem to be against an elderly division, but these guys all have a tremendous amount of heart and experience, and they can tell stories about what life was like before computers, and in some cases, electricity.


Maybe they could provide assistance with transistor radios and rotary phones after shuffle board then too
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Posted 14 February 2018 - 07:15 PM

The conception of 'old' is pretty interesting on OP


I’ve got one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel if these guys are old
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Posted 14 February 2018 - 10:30 PM

They could play shuffleboard with fans after their fights.


came here to post about shuffleboard. well, played m8
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Posted 15 February 2018 - 01:50 AM

We've already seen the ultimate battle of the old timers lol

 

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At the time of the fight a combined age of 91 lol


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Posted 15 February 2018 - 01:57 AM

We've already seen the ultimate battle of the old timers lol

 

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At the time of the fight a combined age of 91 lol

 

Wow Randy was 61 when that fight took place? amazing


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Posted 15 February 2018 - 03:08 AM

who does CB fight though?

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 03:20 AM

Not enough Rich Franklin in this thread for my liking.


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Posted 15 February 2018 - 04:13 AM

They are not only old for fighters,taken many ko'd, been in wars, been battered all by most likely steroid abusers pre usada, but also most of them have a hell of a lot of fight years on the clock & most of them spent the majority of their careers jacked on steroids & other junk. Also most are not MMA fighters like the younger guys, they tend to specialise in their own Martial art or are just bangers. Oap division would be a good move to keep making entertaining fights with the $ names in the sport, better than seeing them all get creamed every fight by younger MMA fighters.

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 06:27 AM

Not enough Rich Franklin in this thread for my liking.

Rich is an OG but he's not active in the UFC  :(  :(  :(


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Posted 15 February 2018 - 06:36 AM

Rich is an OG but he's not active in the UFC  :(  :(  :(

1 fight left on his contract!!


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Posted 15 February 2018 - 08:10 AM

Bring back Gomi & Uno for the battle of Japan pretty sure they have over 100 fights between them lol.


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Posted 15 February 2018 - 09:40 AM

I’ve got one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel if these guys are old

LOL my same thoughts.

 

He is classifying dudes who are at 34 as 'old' and mean dudes that probably train on daily basis 


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Posted 15 February 2018 - 10:34 AM

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 10:39 AM

pretty sure the Average age of a HW is 38-40, these guys aren't even that old

 

Tibau and Shogun should just be coming out of there prime Ffs, in reality for most of these fighters the sport just caught up with them


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Posted 15 February 2018 - 10:58 AM

BJ Penn vs Grey Maynard? You mean to tell me I get to watch BJ win a fight for the first time in what feels like a decade? NewFC needs to make that happen, double quick!
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Posted 15 February 2018 - 11:01 AM

Gotta ask. How old are you OP? In context of these fighters being ready for bingo? When I think oldish I think maybe 60+, but that's just me.
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Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:24 PM

Regarding patients, young adult is 18-40 adult is 40-65 and elderly is 65-death

So most of those guys are young adults.
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Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:26 PM

Regarding patients, young adult is 18-40 adult is 40-65 and elderly is 65-death
So most of those guys are young adults.


40 is not elderly in a hospital setting. Or any other clinical setting. Ever.

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 01:10 PM

Gotta ask. How old are you OP? In context of these fighters being ready for bingo? When I think oldish I think maybe 60+, but that's just me.

Pretty sure he's just adding a little humour, plus, in terms of professional athletes, they are a little long in the tooth....


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Posted 15 February 2018 - 02:05 PM

Pretty sure he's just adding a little humour, plus, in terms of professional athletes, they are a little long in the tooth....


Oh, I get that. Just sayin' that the concept of "old" is relative as well.

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 04:25 PM

Gotta ask. How old are you OP? In context of these fighters being ready for bingo? When I think oldish I think maybe 60+, but that's just me.

OP must be 18 yo


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Posted 18 February 2018 - 11:06 AM

I actually like the card and the idea. Bisping vs Evans for the main and the 2 juicers Co main
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