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Justify won the Triple Crown today becoming just the 13th winner in history and only the second to ever be undefeated.

 

As a reward for completing one of the toughest feats in sports, he now gets to retire to a life of luxury where his sperm is worth $60M.

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that's an expensive drink for vert

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Don't admit you're wrong, cuck. Own that ****. 

 

Every thread I post in is the event thread.

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Tai Canvasa channeling the full power of kentucky fried chicken with every haymaker.

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Justify won the Triple Crown today becoming just the 13th winner in history and only the second to ever be undefeated.

 

As a reward for completing one of the toughest feats in sports, he now gets to retire to a life of luxury where his sperm is worth $60M.

I wasted $300 million last week.

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Let's do the maths based on facts alone.

 

Studies show that a child cost $233,610 to raise from birth to 17 

 

and if each sperm has the potential to impregnate a lady and create a child...

 

and a healthy man produces 1.5m to 5m sperm per ejaculation...

 

then each load for the average healthy man is worth at between $350+billion to $1.1+trillion

 

Get that horse outta here. 

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Let's do the maths based on facts alone.

 

Studies show that a child cost $233,610 to raise from birth to 17

 

and if each sperm has the potential to impregnate a lady and create a child...

 

and a healthy man produces 1.5m to 5m sperm per ejaculation...

 

then each load for the average healthy man is worth at between $350+billion to $1.1+trillion

 

Get that horse outta here.

Vert and Soup bring the forum average down a lot.

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Let's do the maths based on facts alone.

 

Studies show that a child cost $233,610 to raise from birth to 17 

 

and if each sperm has the potential to impregnate a lady and create a child...

 

and a healthy man produces 1.5m to 5m sperm per ejaculation...

 

then each load for the average healthy man is worth at between $350+billion to $1.1+trillion

 

Get that horse outta here. 

That's negative $1.1 trillion.

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Justify won the Triple Crown today becoming just the 13th winner in history and only the second to ever be undefeated.

 

As a reward for completing one of the toughest feats in sports, he now gets to retire to a life of luxury where his sperm is worth $60M.

 

 Baffert says BCC next, ... completes grande slam

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Baffert says BCC next, ... completes grande slam

I literally just got done reading about this.

 

I like it TBH but the smart money is to just retire him and make bank of stud fees.

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I literally just got done reading about this.

 

I like it TBH but the smart money is to just retire him and make bank of stud fees.

 

I'm a believer in quit while you're ahead, but the Saudi's will want to see how he does vs international competition (turf)

.... different game in Europe

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and a healthy man produces 1.5m to 5m sperm per ejaculation...

 

 

out of 1.5 to 5 million sperm, i still wonder to this day how in the f*ck i ended up being the fastest. if anything, i'm probably the one that my mom should have swallowed.

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that's an expensive drink for vert

 

"Man these double double's from the sperm bank are sure better than starbucks!"

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