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#1 America

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Posted 09 June 2018 - 03:42 PM

Justify won the Triple Crown today becoming just the 13th winner in history and only the second to ever be undefeated.

As a reward for completing one of the toughest feats in sports, he now gets to retire to a life of luxury where his sperm is worth $60M.
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Posted 09 June 2018 - 06:34 PM

that's an expensive drink for vert
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Posted 09 June 2018 - 06:48 PM

Just thought everybody could use a reminder of how little the are really worth in this world.
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Posted 09 June 2018 - 07:05 PM

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Teemu just made Ignition grab the comb.

 

Teemu and I regularly play poker together, you've never had the honor of playing with the great one, now **** off you casual.

 

 

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Posted 09 June 2018 - 07:06 PM

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Teemu just made Ignition grab the comb.

 

Teemu and I regularly play poker together, you've never had the honor of playing with the great one, now **** off you casual.

 

 

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Posted 09 June 2018 - 07:06 PM

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Edited by Teemu, 09 June 2018 - 07:07 PM.

Teemu just made Ignition grab the comb.

 

Teemu and I regularly play poker together, you've never had the honor of playing with the great one, now **** off you casual.

 

 

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Posted 09 June 2018 - 07:07 PM

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Posted 09 June 2018 - 07:08 PM

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The forum just can't handle level-headed fact-based analysis using the queen's English.  I should have just said that Vanatta double-diggled that foglet Ferguson in blueberry flavoured buttermilk and I'm sure Banham would have agreed. 

 

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Posted 09 June 2018 - 07:42 PM

Justify won the Triple Crown today becoming just the 13th winner in history and only the second to ever be undefeated.

As a reward for completing one of the toughest feats in sports, he now gets to retire to a life of luxury where his sperm is worth $60M.

I wasted $300 million last week.


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Posted 09 June 2018 - 08:18 PM

Let's do the maths based on facts alone.

 

Studies show that a child cost $233,610 to raise from birth to 17 

 

and if each sperm has the potential to impregnate a lady and create a child...

 

and a healthy man produces 1.5m to 5m sperm per ejaculation...

 

then each load for the average healthy man is worth at between $350+billion to $1.1+trillion

 

Get that horse outta here. 


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Posted 09 June 2018 - 08:25 PM

Let's do the maths based on facts alone.

Studies show that a child cost $233,610 to raise from birth to 17

and if each sperm has the potential to impregnate a lady and create a child...

and a healthy man produces 1.5m to 5m sperm per ejaculation...

then each load for the average healthy man is worth at between $350+billion to $1.1+trillion

Get that horse outta here.


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Posted 09 June 2018 - 09:45 PM

If you don't include Cashflow and myself then you are probably right


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#13 classicboxer

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Posted 09 June 2018 - 10:47 PM

Let's do the maths based on facts alone.

 

Studies show that a child cost $233,610 to raise from birth to 17 

 

and if each sperm has the potential to impregnate a lady and create a child...

 

and a healthy man produces 1.5m to 5m sperm per ejaculation...

 

then each load for the average healthy man is worth at between $350+billion to $1.1+trillion

 

Get that horse outta here. 

That's negative $1.1 trillion.


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Posted 10 June 2018 - 07:37 AM

Overeem dreams about taking even just one bite of that horse.
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Posted 10 June 2018 - 09:44 AM

Apparently there are some folks worth quite a bit of money that have been active on this site.  


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Posted 10 June 2018 - 03:55 PM

Justify won the Triple Crown today becoming just the 13th winner in history and only the second to ever be undefeated.

As a reward for completing one of the toughest feats in sports, he now gets to retire to a life of luxury where his sperm is worth $60M.

 

 Baffert says BCC next, ... completes grande slam



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Posted 10 June 2018 - 03:57 PM

Baffert says BCC next, ... completes grande slam


I literally just got done reading about this.

I like it TBH but the smart money is to just retire him and make bank of stud fees.
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Posted 10 June 2018 - 04:29 PM

I literally just got done reading about this.

I like it TBH but the smart money is to just retire him and make bank of stud fees.

 

I'm a believer in quit while you're ahead, but the Saudi's will want to see how he does vs international competition (turf)

.... different game in Europe



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Posted 10 June 2018 - 11:19 PM


 

and a healthy man produces 1.5m to 5m sperm per ejaculation...

 

 

out of 1.5 to 5 million sperm, i still wonder to this day how in the f*ck i ended up being the fastest. if anything, i'm probably the one that my mom should have swallowed.


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Posted 10 June 2018 - 11:31 PM

that's an expensive drink for vert

 

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