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Bringing back fallen posters

Which absent poster would you like to see return?  

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  1. 1. Which absent poster would you like to see return?



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Apologies for making a thread that is not about Conor, Khabib, dollies or brawls, but the sad departure of blessed Vert made me muse about the plethora of posters that have departed these hallowed shores over the past 12-18 months.  Of course plebs come and go, but we have lost several 20k+ posters.  If you could bring one of the following back, who would it be and why?  I have included a short resume to help remind you of them.  Please vote using the poll....lol, this took much longer than planned....

 

UFCCageRattler.

Trademarks: Jake Shields fan.  World-weary cynicism.  Held doggedly to fights from ancient history defining a fighter (Lawler losing to Shields, Woodley losing to Marquadt etc.).  Subtle wit that was lost on many but appreciated by a handful of fans who labelled him as Hilarious.  A semi-professional MTB-er with very good contributions to the fitness thread

Allies: Surprisingly, 12er due to political and humour considerations

Enemies: All Republicans and people who thought Jake Shields was a can.

Reason to bring him back: CB and all the Europeans need another lefty friend.  Was also very funny, and one of the more subtle trolls

Reasons not to bring him back: He retired. Let's leave him in peace

 

Banham

Trademarks: Most of the best fora lingo.  Double-diggling people in blueberry flavoured buttermilk was a conglomeration of all his best work.  Repped Ferguson with a passion unmatched, and could be merciless at times.  Frequent contributor to the gaming thread.  Inventor of brutal losing usernames, some of which never saw the light of day due to cancelled fights.

Allies: Roids, Patster (at times), Carnages

Enemies: Only Finish_Him

Reason to bring him back: Fora lingo has grown stale.  Nobody is repping El Cucuy other than occasional half-hearted attempts from Jason_H

Reasons not to bring him back: Another self-imposed retiree, with nothing left to prove.

 

Cole

Trademarks: Known as a Conor fan hated by other Conor fans, but actually bandwagoning was really his thing.  Would be DC's number one fan right now, plus a huge fan of Khabib and a fan of Cejudo since day 1.  Would make 12 threads within 1 hour all on the same topic.  As clear a case of OCD as i've seen.  Famously groomed his eyebrows and took his shirt off to fight an old man at traffic lights.

Allies: Few.  FFS seemed to like the chaos.

Enemies: People who hated Conor, and people who loved Conor

Reason to bring him back: Not enough Conor threads....

Reasons not to bring him back: Few posters were more annoying.

 

Finish_Him

Trademarks: UFC Montages that nobody watched. Missing virtually every joke that was made. Becoming very aggressive for no apparent reason, and getting thrown out of his own game several times. Had a very unhealthy obsession with Cash

Allies: Omoplatypus

Enemies: Anyone who had a different opinion to him on anything. 

Reason to bring him back: I can't think of any

Reasons not to bring him back: Having every thread derailed with the same repetitive and pointless 'bad-****' arguments is not something we miss.

 

Brian (Doug/BigMuff/MachidaPower)

Trademarks: Blathering

Allies: None

Enemies: Various. 12er in the early days (for taking "selfies"), Carnages (who trolled him into snitching to the FBI) and Polo who made him rage quit over an AV bet.  His main ire is now focused on Sober via twitter to 0 followers

Reason to bring him back: Bong updates

Reasons not to bring him back: So so many....

 

Megasoups

Trademarks: Willingness to throw hands with strangers. Lots of fitness posts. Weird running battle with Mozzez

Allies: Me, Stomp, CB

Enemies: Mozzez, Cash, America, Carnages and anyone else black

Reason to bring him back: His diaries. Plus Mozzez is all mellow these days.

Reasons not to bring him back: I think he's better off without the fora. He's not made for the cut and thrust.

 

Vert

Trademarks: Hmm. Top 20 university.  One of the leading authorities on crypto-currency and one of the more annoying Conor fans

Allies: Soccer fans. He was a good laugh during the World Cuo

Enemies: Quite a few. Roids being the ultimate one who caused his demise

Reason to bring him back: He was quite a varied, active poster.

Reasons not to bring him back: He's only just left. Plus returning would be welching.

 

 

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I thought Banham was here still it must be someone else.

 

The only two on that list I can really remember being bat **** crazy at times were Finish_Him & Cole lol

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38 minutes ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

 

UFCCageRattler.

Trademarks: Jake Shields fan.  World-weary cynicism.  Held doggedly to fights from ancient history defining a fighter (Lawler losing to Shields, Woodley losing to Marquadt etc.).  Subtle wit that was lost on many but appreciated by a handful of fans who labelled him as Hilarious.  A semi-professional MTB-er with very good contributions to the fitness thread

Allies: Surprisingly, 12er due to political and humour considerations

Enemies: All Republicans and people who thought Jake Shields was a can.

Reason to bring him back: CB and all the Europeans need another lefty friend.  Was also very funny, and one of the more subtle trolls

Reasons not to bring him back: He retired. Let's leave him in peace

 

I remember this leftist twit when he was normal ('08-'09), then he drank the koolaid

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15 minutes ago, classicboxer said:

He missed the target on reasons for and against all of them coming back.

Please feel free to provide your own rationale.

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How about.................................................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I'd like to see Soup back for a few days just to here how mad he is about the result and aftermath of 229.. he'd have gone REEEALLY racist and it would have been fun to drive him off the cliff again

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I doubt FH has learned how to play with others yet

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27 minutes ago, fobar said:

How about................................................................. Anthony's Weiner

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I don't know how you "bring back" people that took a self imposed leave so with all due respect Fk 'em Matt Serra. 

If i had to pick one out of that bunch i'd say Vert. He was active, pretty funny sometimes and seemed like a pretty good sport. Feel like it should be up to Roids to let him off the hook to return because a man should honor is word. 

 

 

 

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Just now, cashfl0w said:

I let Jason_H come back after he lost one of those bets, and look what that got us.

Lulz?

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The worst takes in the history of man.

Most recently, he had Conor, Till, and just about everybody that got killed in one sided fashion.

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5 hours ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

Finish_Him

Trademarks: UFC Montages that nobody watched. Missing virtually every joke that was made. Becoming very aggressive for no apparent reason, and getting thrown out of his own game several times. Had a very unhealthy obsession with Cash

Allies: Omoplatypus

Enemies: Anyone who had a different opinion to him on anything. 

Reason to bring him back: I can't think of any

Reasons not to bring him back: Having every thread derailed with the same repetitive and pointless 'bad-****' arguments is not something we miss.

 

 

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I'm pretty bad with predictions myself. Sometimes i can predict dese tings with uncanny detail but i over think chit tew much. 

Jason is definitely "mush" from Goodfellas lol

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Edit: Bronx tale not goodfellas. 

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6 hours ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

 

 

Megasoups

Trademarks: Willingness to throw hands with strangers. Lots of fitness posts. Weird running battle with Mozzez

Allies: Me, Stomp, CB

Enemies: Mozzez, Cash, America, Carnages and anyone else black

Reason to bring him back: His diaries. Plus Mozzez is all mellow these days.

Reasons not to bring him back: I think he's better off without the fora. He's not made for the cut and thrust.

 

 

 

 

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We can only choose one? What kind of tomfoolery is this.

My picks in no particular order.

Cagerattler.

Megasoup.

Vert.

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34 minutes ago, Fred_Flink_Stoned said:

Doc.Obviously 

may have succumbed to copious amounts of weed and shrooms

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1 minute ago, I_Take_Roids_m8 said:

I had a war with everyone of them besides Brian. 

Brian is 3 of them tho

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1 minute ago, I_Take_Roids_m8 said:

Which tree

Sober will know, they are BFF's on twatter

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8 minutes ago, I_Take_Roids_m8 said:

Per Banham via Xbox live party, "5he UFC forum is a joke and sucks"

 

Hes not wrong

 Banham's kicking a dead dog.

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1 hour ago, I_Take_Roids_m8 said:

Per Banham via Xbox live party, "5he UFC forum is a joke and sucks"

 

Hes not wrong

I like to think that if Ferguson fights khabib Banham comes out of retirement to honour our username bet. 

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1 hour ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

I like to think that if Ferguson fights khabib Banham comes out of retirement to honour our username bet. 

Per me, you're never allowed to represent Khabib EVER again.

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Combgrabber - Acted like a black woman trapped in a white mans' body. - Soft pass

Banham - Wasn't posting as much when I came around. Bonus points for the OJ pic and repping Floyd. - Sure, why not

Cole - Brought drama, lots of it. I like drama. - Bring back the drama

FH - Angry. Not much else to say. - Would be doing him a favour not bringing him back

Megasoup - tough guy routine is boring - Pass

Brian - Don't know, don't care

Vert - Improving poster. College educated. Likes football, jeans and Yoel. Not a welch - Hmmm, bring back

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10 hours ago, Genki said:

go way back and get Sco, Fast, Shinsplint.... those boys would spark this place up, lol

Shin ain't never coming back after the weird **** he pulled.  The other two can certainly come back, especially Fast, forum needs a new punching bag

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all of them

all in the same day

i just want to see mcmods head explode

 

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3 hours ago, I_Take_Roids_m8 said:

I had a war with everyone of them besides Brian. 

 

3 hours ago, fobar said:

Brian is 3 of them tho

 

3 hours ago, I_Take_Roids_m8 said:

Which tree

I'm not sure what he's talking about

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