King_Can 8,327 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 I am back from vacation and I came across this due to overwhelming amounts of discussion at the airport regarding emotional support animals People have been taking pet turkeys / squirrels / you name it on flights and putting them beside on flights. This particular airline said no more and kicked a woman off a plane due to refusing to fly without her squirell when she was asked how it was flying without her emotional support squirrel she broke down crying saying it was emotional she is now FIGHTING this does Daisy the squirrel have the right to be on the flight due to her owners Anxiety disorder? I sure as **** don't want to sit beside someone's squirrel on a long flight discuss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-idyb- 18,772 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 (edited) i cant fly without my emotional support ak47, my emotional support moose, and my emotional support backpack of c4. if they try to take that away from me i will sue the pants off of them. Edited October 12, 2018 by -idyb- 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bezerker101 28,318 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 ... my emotional support tarantula (Beowulf) is missing .............................................................. again, .. true story - 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
America 10,842 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 I don't fly without my emotional support alcohol. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-idyb- 18,772 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 from now on i will no longer board a flight without my emotional support xbox and my emotional support tv. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cashfl0w 96,832 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 If they'll let people fly with their foofy dogs in a carrier, why can't she fly with a squirrel in a carrier? I know the policy is no rodents, but what's the ****ing difference? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-idyb- 18,772 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 cashflow and corporalclegg209 fly together at half the cost. because neither one of them are willing to board a plane without their emotional support drinking buddy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jolldan 13,873 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 Seen this yesterday lol honestly think some of these folks escaped off the funny farm. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Decompoze 5,844 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 Good for the airline. Any time someone chooses some bizarro non domestic animal as their emotional support animal, they are doing it to get god damn attention. "But my alligator's razor sharp teeth make me feel good in crowds". Not on my flight, bich. Buy a cat. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bwana 2,937 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 So she took a later flight without Daisy, and actually lived thru it ..... lol 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bezerker101 28,318 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 ... they no longer give free peanuts on domestic flights, ask Andy 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jolldan 13,873 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 Squirrel is a bit of a stretch I agree lol but I remember when a lady brought her corgi on board and sat next to me probably quickest flight of my life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-idyb- 18,772 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 15 minutes ago, Bezerker101 said: ... they no longer give free peanuts on domestic flights, ask Andy that rustles my jimmies. i guess ill have to bring my own emotional support peanuts to feed my emotional support giraffe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King_Can 8,327 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Bwana said: So she took a later flight without Daisy, and actually lived thru it ..... lol how soft is society honestly Conor fans seem to need an emotional support chicken themselves anyways 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crangs 38,094 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 could you imagine if that squirrel got loose on the plane? Would be pandemonium if it's like any other squirrel I've ever seen 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fred_Flink_Stoned 7,529 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 i can imagine a plane full of muslim men with a goat or sheep next to them for emotional support (JK) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoZZez 4,912 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, Fred_Flink_Stoned said: i can imagine a plane full of muslim men with a goat or sheep next to them for emotional support (JK) Would they have to buy tickets for them, those are their wives after all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StompGrind 36,394 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Bezerker101 said: ... they no longer give free peanuts on domestic flights, ask Andy I bring a bag in my carry on just in case. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bwana 2,937 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 49 minutes ago, crangs said: could you imagine if that squirrel got loose on the plane? Would be pandemonium if it's like any other squirrel I've ever seen I had a squirrel run up my leg, straight to my nuts & up under my coat, scared the shiit out me...it's then that he died. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bwana 2,937 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 28" from nose to tail 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crangs 38,094 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 44 minutes ago, Bwana said: I had a squirrel run up my leg, straight to my nuts & up under my coat, scared the shiit out me...it's then that he died. I've had one run up my leg while wearing shorts but it made outside the shorts and up my side before I swung the fooker off 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bwana 2,937 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, crangs said: I've had one run up my leg while wearing shorts but it made outside the shorts and up my side before I swung the fooker off I kind of deserved Daisy attacking my ballzack, in the end I play to win. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crangs 38,094 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 21 minutes ago, Bwana said: I kind of deserved Daisy attacking my ballzack, in the end I play to win. once had a fruiy bat fall from a low lying branch into the hood of my hoodie. thought i shook it out, walked down the road and heard the fooker start squeaking. turned part stripper, part hurricane in an instant. The longest train ride home ever wanting a shower and hoping I hadn't caught rabies or ebola or some chit 😂 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-idyb- 18,772 Report post Posted October 13, 2018 12 hours ago, crangs said: I've had one run up my leg while wearing shorts but it made outside the shorts and up my side before I swung the fooker off i had a couple of them try to drink my beer this summer. well i dunno if they were squirrels. they might have been chipmunks. theyre all the same to me 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
