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Pretty self explanatory this one, this is simply a thread dedicated to bad jokes/puns you've seen that you enjoy way more than you should. One that made me laugh and cringe at the same time is below:

 

Rick Astley will let you borrow every movie in his Pixar collection except one...............he's never gonna give you Up! 

 

Looking forward to your awful jokes lads. 

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38 minutes ago, NoCakeForYaya said:

You couldn't even let me have one post before it became a flame thread. **** you homie. 

hmm I'll try to stay on topic. How about this...

2 cannibals are eating Bart-o-lini

1 cannibal turns to the other cannibal and says

"does this taste funny to you"

The other cannibal says 

"no"

 

Is that better?

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What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it. 

How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw. 

What's green & smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger. 

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3 hours ago, TUF said:

hmm I'll try to stay on topic. How about this...

2 cannibals are eating Bart-o-lini

1 cannibal turns to the other cannibal and says

"does this taste funny to you"

The other cannibal says 

"no"

 

Is that better?

I didnt know tuf thought about me so much. Interesting.

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14 minutes ago, skillandpower said:

Turtle gets mugged by 2 snails and calls the police.

She could not recognize the suspects because everything happened too fast, she said.

Wouldn't it be the other way around?

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A bear walks into a pub and says I'll have a pint of beer.......

.........

............................................

and a packet of peanuts.

The barman says "why the big pause"?

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1 hour ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

A bear walks into a pub and says I'll have a pint of beer.......

.........

............................................

and a packet of peanuts.

The barman says "why the big pause"?

 

1 hour ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

A Pork Pie walks into a pub; the barman says I'm sorry, we don't serve food.

 

1 hour ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

Ross Pearson

Hull City

mike tyson lol GIF

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i broke up with my girlfriend cause i like my women how i like my coffee

without other peoples dicks in it

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the other day i walked in on my grandmother sucking my grandfather's d*ck

I just find it weird why it wasnt cremated with the rest of him

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6 hours ago, -idyb- said:

the other day i walked in on my grandmother sucking my grandfather's d*ck

I just find it weird why it wasnt created with the rest of him

Wat?

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1 hour ago, classicboxer said:

Wat?

LOL

i meant "cremated"

i guess i dun fuct that up and made a bad joke worse

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