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UFC PREDICTIONS LEAGUE 2019

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Main Card (6:00 a.m. ET)  - HARD DEADLINE

  • Jéssica Andrade    vs.    Weili Zhang
  • Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos    vs.    Li Jingliang
  • Kai Kara-France    vs.    Mark De La Rosa
  • Movsar Evloev    vs.    Zhenhong Lu
  • Yanan Wu    vs.    Mizuki Inoue

Preliminary Card  (3:00 a.m. ET) - PICKS DUE

  • Kenan Song    vs.    Derrick Krantz
  • Anthony Hernandez    vs.    Jun Yong Park
  • Mudaerji Su    vs.    Andre Soukhamthath
  • Da Un Jung    vs.    Khadis Ibragimov
  • Damir Ismagulov    vs.    Thiago Moises
  • Karolline Rosa Cavedo    vs.    Lara Fritzen Procopio
  • Batgerel Danaa    vs.    Heili Alateng

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Picks in, have an urge for Asian pr0n now for some strange reason.

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7 minutes ago, Bwana said:

Picks in, have an urge for Asian pr0n now for some strange reason.

you into small asian penis? 🤔

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13 minutes ago, VertFTW said:

you into small asian penis? 🤔

No, why would you ask Wickles ?....gay alert.

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Main Card (6:00 a.m. ET)  - HARD DEADLINE

  • Jéssica Andrade  
  • Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos
  • Kai Kara-France
  • Movsar Evloev 
  • Mizuki Inoue

Preliminary Card  (3:00 a.m. ET) - PICKS DUE

  • Derrick Krantz
  • Anthony Hernandez  
  • Andre Soukhamthath
  • Khadis Ibragimov
  • Damir Ismagulov
  • Lara Fritzen Procopio
  • Batgerel Danaa

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Main Card (6:00 a.m. ET)  - HARD DEADLINE

  • Jéssica Andrade    vs.    Weili Zhang
  • Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos    vs.    Li Jingliang
  • Kai Kara-France    vs.    Mark De La Rosa
  • Movsar Evloev    vs.    Zhenhong Lu
  • Yanan Wu    vs.    Mizuki Inoue

Preliminary Card  (3:00 a.m. ET) - PICKS DUE

  • Kenan Song    vs.    Derrick Krantz
  • Anthony Hernandez    vs.    Jun Yong Park
  • Mudaerji Su    vs.    Andre Soukhamthath
  • Da Un Jung    vs.    Khadis Ibragimov
  • Damir Ismagulov    vs.    Thiago Moises
  • Karolline Rosa Cavedo    vs.    Lara Fritzen Procopio
  • Batgerel Danaa    vs.    Heili Alateng
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at 9-2 i'd say theres a good chance rando the randomizer just stole an event win.   clearly the machine excels at picking fights at random  when the event is overseas and loaded with nothing but random tomato cans. 

the robot just put on the greatest performance of its bum life. good way to recover after finishing dead last in the last 4 or 5 straight cards lol.  the machine. the myth. the legend!

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EVENT RESULTS - ANDRADE VS ZHANG


AndyWang ( 7 - 4 )    
BART-O-LINI ( 7 - 4 )    
bigdw35/Ufcfan_1 ( 6 - 5 )    
Bwana ( 4 - 7 )    
*Haze* ( 0 - 0 ) - EVENT MISS
Dark_Horse ( 4 - 7 )    
Decompoze ( 4 - 7 )    
Fred_Flink_Stoned ( 3 - 2 )    
graham_240 ( 4 - 7 )    
Greasyrasta ( 0 - 0 ) - EVENT MISS
-idyb- ( 9 - 2 ) - EVENT WIN
Jolldan ( 6 - 5 )    
JSW ( 5 - 6 )    
juice64011 ( 7 - 4 )    
LayDownDead ( 6 - 5 )    
Los_Polo_Hermano ( 5 - 6 )    
OzStraya ( 7 - 4 )    
RadLad ( 0 - 0 ) - EVENT MISS
skillandpower ( 0 - 0 ) - EVENT MISS
Taylor_Schonerstedt ( 4 - 7 )    
VertFTW ( 4 - 7 )    

 

  • *Haze*, RadLad, & skillandpower all eliminated

Going to do standings, player of the month when I get back from this trip.


Standings


 

1. Decompoze ( 215 - 127 ) - 62.87%
  Los_Polo_Hermano ( 215 - 127 ) - 62.87%
3. LayDownDead ( 212 - 130 ) - 61.99%
4. juice64011 ( 211 - 131 ) - 61.70%
5. Jolldan ( 205 - 137 ) - 59.94%
6. AndyWang ( 203 - 139 ) - 59.36%
7. Greasyrasta ( 197 - 134 ) - 59.52%
  VertFTW ( 197 - 139 ) - 58.63%
  Fred_Flink_Stoned ( 197 - 139 ) - 58.63%
10. Bwana ( 196 - 146 ) - 57.31%
11. graham_240 ( 195 - 147 ) - 57.02%
  OzStraya ( 195 - 146 ) - 57.18%
13. bigdw35/Ufcfan_1 ( 192 - 138 ) - 58.18%
  Taylor_Schonerstedt ( 192 - 150 ) - 56.14%
15. BART-O-LINI ( 190 - 152 ) - 55.56%
16. JSW ( 186 - 145 ) - 56.19%
17. idyb ( 177 - 165 ) - 51.75%
18. Dark_Horse ( 84 - 73 )   53.50%

 

 

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rando is not impressed by any of your performances. and it would like to thank its coaches, sponsors, and donald trump for this event win.

seriously though lol i probably wouldnt have been able to pull that off myself on a card like that.

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10 minutes ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

Lol @ all of you for losing heavily to the random generator. 

Nobody even got within one point!

No human can predict the outcome of the infamous chinese can cards m8. Polo and I are still a solid 50 correct picks ahead of that robot overall.

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rando's mission is to hit a 50% or greater average to prove that betting odds mean nothing and neither does the fighter, their previous history, their record and credentials, or any of their accomplishments.  you forget any of that and simply just flip a coin instead and youre gonna be right at least half of the time

from what im seeing, based on a 8 months of collecting a large pool of scientifical statistical data and a massive stockpile of last place finishes, this absurd theory is still holding out to be true. despite absolutely flopping and finishing dead last in the 4 straight cards beforehand.  our beloved list randomizer may not win player of the month after that display of epic failure, but with the last event it just put out a statement to the world that it means business

i mean, did anybody even pick zheng?  rando seen that one coming a mile away.  just like it did the other week with kharma worthy, when nobody else on the forum and maybe even on the entire planet ever seen it coming.  thats what rando does. it randomizes, and it knows things.

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rando de randomizer would be knocking it out of the park if every card was in china and loaded up with the canliest of cans that arent even worthy of having a wikipedia page. believe that.

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That entire card was bullchiit and the judges had slanted eyes....fuk China in the azz, fuk Russia too.

I pulled a 4-7 and was beat by a drunk computer wingnut.

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25 minutes ago, Bwana said:

That entire card was bullchiit and the judges had slanted eyes....fuk China in the azz, fuk Russia too.

I pulled a 4-7 and was beat by a drunk computer wingnut.

Never understood why people think asians have bad eye sight. If you think about it, people squint to see better. If anything, their vision should be superior.

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9 minutes ago, BART-O-LINI said:

Never understood why people think asians have bad eye sight. If you think about it, people squint to see better. If anything, their vision should be superior.

If you THINK about it, people that squint to see better...need fukn glasses

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16 minutes ago, Bwana said:

If you THINK about it, people that squint to see better...need fukn glasses

Not true. Even if you have great vision, squinting helps your eyes focus on a central spot. 

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rando over here made those last picks with its squinty robot eyes closed. you all should be ashamed of yourselves! step up your game.

tbh honest i probably would have went like 6-5 or some chit on that card at best and i probably wouldnt have picked zeing either but still. you all should be embarassed.    when it comes to picking fights on espn's finest tomato can cards, i guess its better just to say to hell with it and pick at random

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Standings


1. Decompoze ( 215 - 127 ) - 62.87%
  Los_Polo_Hermano ( 215 - 127 ) - 62.87%
3. LayDownDead ( 212 - 130 ) - 61.99%
4. juice64011 ( 211 - 131 ) - 61.70%
5. Jolldan ( 205 - 137 ) - 59.94%
6. AndyWang ( 203 - 139 ) - 59.36%
7. Greasyrasta ( 197 - 134 ) - 59.52%
  VertFTW ( 197 - 139 ) - 58.63%
  Fred_Flink_Stoned ( 197 - 139 ) - 58.63%
10. Bwana ( 196 - 146 ) - 57.31%
11. graham_240 ( 195 - 147 ) - 57.02%
  OzStraya ( 195 - 146 ) - 57.18%
13. bigdw35/Ufcfan_1 ( 192 - 138 ) - 58.18%
  Taylor_Schonerstedt ( 192 - 150 ) - 56.14%
15. BART-O-LINI ( 190 - 152 ) - 55.56%
16. JSW ( 186 - 145 ) - 56.19%
17. idyb ( 177 - 165 ) - 51.75%
18. Dark_Horse ( 84 - 73 )   53.50%

 


Player of the Month


LayDownDead

Number of Events - 4  
Event Wins - 2  
Record - ( 35 - 15 ) - 69%
                 
Position at Beginning of Month - 4th  
Current Position - 3rd  

 


Hottest Take(s) of the Month


BART-O-LINI

Lauren Murphy (1) vs Mara Romero Borella (17)

Decompoze

Paulo Costa (1) vs Yoel Romero (17)

 

 

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29 minutes ago, Decompoze said:

 


Standings

 


 

1. Decompoze ( 215 - 127 ) - 62.87%
  Los_Polo_Hermano ( 215 - 127 ) - 62.87%
3. LayDownDead ( 212 - 130 ) - 61.99%
4. juice64011 ( 211 - 131 ) - 61.70%
5. Jolldan ( 205 - 137 ) - 59.94%
6. AndyWang ( 203 - 139 ) - 59.36%
7. Greasyrasta ( 197 - 134 ) - 59.52%
  VertFTW ( 197 - 139 ) - 58.63%
  Fred_Flink_Stoned ( 197 - 139 ) - 58.63%
10. Bwana ( 196 - 146 ) - 57.31%
11. graham_240 ( 195 - 147 ) - 57.02%
  OzStraya ( 195 - 146 ) - 57.18%
13. bigdw35/Ufcfan_1 ( 192 - 138 ) - 58.18%
  Taylor_Schonerstedt ( 192 - 150 ) - 56.14%
15. BART-O-LINI ( 190 - 152 ) - 55.56%
16. JSW ( 186 - 145 ) - 56.19%
17. idyb ( 177 - 165 ) - 51.75%
18. Dark_Horse ( 84 - 73 )   53.50%

 

 


Player of the Month

 


LayDownDead

Number of Events - 4  
Event Wins - 2  
Record - ( 35 - 15 ) - 69%
                 
Position at Beginning of Month - 4th  
Current Position - 3rd  

 

 


Hottest Take(s) of the Month

 


BART-O-LINI

Lauren Murphy (1) vs Mara Romero Borella (17)

Decompoze

Paulo Costa (1) vs Yoel Romero (17)

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, Decompoze said:

 


Standings

 


 

1. Decompoze ( 215 - 127 ) - 62.87%
  Los_Polo_Hermano ( 215 - 127 ) - 62.87%
3. LayDownDead ( 212 - 130 ) - 61.99%
4. juice64011 ( 211 - 131 ) - 61.70%
5. Jolldan ( 205 - 137 ) - 59.94%
6. AndyWang ( 203 - 139 ) - 59.36%
7. Greasyrasta ( 197 - 134 ) - 59.52%
  VertFTW ( 197 - 139 ) - 58.63%
  Fred_Flink_Stoned ( 197 - 139 ) - 58.63%
10. Bwana ( 196 - 146 ) - 57.31%
11. graham_240 ( 195 - 147 ) - 57.02%
  OzStraya ( 195 - 146 ) - 57.18%
13. bigdw35/Ufcfan_1 ( 192 - 138 ) - 58.18%
  Taylor_Schonerstedt ( 192 - 150 ) - 56.14%
15. BART-O-LINI ( 190 - 152 ) - 55.56%
16. JSW ( 186 - 145 ) - 56.19%
17. idyb ( 177 - 165 ) - 51.75%
18. Dark_Horse ( 84 - 73 )   53.50%

 

 


Player of the Month

 


LayDownDead

Number of Events - 4  
Event Wins - 2  
Record - ( 35 - 15 ) - 69%
                 
Position at Beginning of Month - 4th  
Current Position - 3rd  

 

 


Hottest Take(s) of the Month

 


BART-O-LINI

Lauren Murphy (1) vs Mara Romero Borella (17)

Decompoze

Paulo Costa (1) vs Yoel Romero (17)

 

 

 

rando deserves a take of the month for its pick of karma worthy.  took the fight against some idiot on like 3 days notice, had the worst odds on the card, and karma absolutely flatlined the guy and rando was the only one who picked him lol

i think youre just blatantly rigging the tournament bro. i mean most could argue roidmero could have won that fight.  its not like he was the -1000 favorite and then got starched by a dude who took a fight on a few days notice or anything!

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22 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

 

rando deserves a take of the month for its pick of karma worthy.  took the fight against some idiot on like 3 days notice, had the worst odds on the card, and karma absolutely flatlined the guy and rando was the only one who picked him lol

i think youre just blatantly rigging the tournament bro. i mean most could argue roidmero could have won that fight.  its not like he was the -1000 favorite and then got starched by a dude who took a fight on a few days notice or anything!

I hate everything about this robot randomizer. May it burn in hell.

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you'd be hating it even more if every single fight card was in china and loaded up with random nobodies. clearly thats what the randomizer excels in.  hell, judging by its performance the 4 or 5 cards before that, picking cans in china might be the only damn thing it knows how to do

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There were 26 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

    12 Zak Cummings
    11 Nordine Taleb
    13 Don Madge
    9 Ottman Azaitar
    10 Belal Muhammad
    8 Liana Jojua
    6 Andrea Lee
    1 Khabib The Great
    3 Islam Makhachev
    4 Shamil Abdurakhimov
    7 Lerone Murphy
    2 Edson Barboza
    5 Mairbek Taisumov

 

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League Update


Small update folks. I've figured out a way to make this league even more automated. Should cut down the admin work buy over 80% (I may even run this next year because of this). It has no effect on you guys but all I ask is that you double check your results over the next couple cards as I'm implementing it now. Continuing to use the link/form makes it even more seamless but posting picks here will always be permitted. For those who do submit your picks in the thread primarily ( @LayDownDead @Jolldan @Los_Polo_Hermano  ) posting your picks as a list instead of bolding the fighter makes it even easier for me. Reason being I have to copy and paste your picks and then delete all the non-bolded entries anyway. You are still welcome to carry on bolding your picks but thought I'd mention it. LDD you post them in a list so this doesn't apply.

And just so you feel included @-idyb- the way you submit your picks is an administrative nightmare for a pile of reasons. If they came in the correct bout order without numbers in front of them I could put rando into the stats/hot takes. In any event, this update has no effect on the way you submit your picks. 

 

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1 hour ago, Decompoze said:

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And just so you feel included @-idyb- the way you submit your picks is an administrative nightmare for a pile of reasons. If they came in the correct bout order without numbers in front of them I could put rando into the stats/hot takes. In any event, this update has no effect on the way you submit your picks.

He's a Canadian, what do you expect ?

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lol i spent all the time randomizing the god damn fight card. i dont want to have to put it back in order again lol

i cant find an alternative method to just put in 12 or 13 different sets of fighters and have it randomize each fight, otherwise i'd have done it by now.  it would make things quicker for me as well.   if i dont put numbers in front of their name then after i copy and paste the fighters list, i gotta keep looking at the fight card to see which can is fighting who so i know who to cross off, and it turns a 2 minute operation into like 10 minutes going back and forth between the randomized list and the fight card.   with the bout number beside each fighter  i dont even need to care whos fighting who.  i just cross off the guy whos number ends up closest to the bottom and then i just count the bouts and make sure i got a number in for every one and i'll never miss a pick.

btw that was rando's 3rd event win at least that i can remember.  but your database seems to be conspiring against rando. always tryin to hold the list randomizer down! not even a hottest take of the month, after literally the hottest take of the month.   not even a gold star and a participation trophy! have you any shame?

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6 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

lol i spent all the time randomizing the god damn fight card. i dont want to have to put it back in order again lol

i cant find an alternative method to just put in 12 or 13 different sets of fighters and have it randomize each fight, otherwise i'd have done it by now.  it would make things quicker for me as well.   if i dont put numbers in front of their name then after i copy and paste the fighters list, i gotta keep looking at the fight card to see which can is fighting who so i know who to cross off.   with the bout number beside them i dont even need to care whos fighting who.  i just cross off the guy whos number ends up closest to the bottom and then i just count the bouts and make sure i got a number in for every one and i'll never miss a pick.

btw that was rando's 3rd event win at least that i can remember.  but your database seems to be conspiring against rando. always tryin to hold the list randomizer down! not even a hottest take of the month, after literally the hottest take of the month.   not even a gold star and a participation trophy! have you any shame?

Just checked the OP, I count 2 wins m8. If you find 3 I will update it.

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yeah the op is wrong  i had 2 before   and then it went down to 1.  and now its back to 2.  ill find it for ya

next time im gonna put all kinds of symbols and stuff in my post and hopefully when u copy it into your database  it will fook everything up! 

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2 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

yeah the op is wrong  i had 2 before   and then it went down to 1.  and now its back to 2.  ill find it for ya

next time im gonna put all kinds of symbols and stuff in my post and hopefully when u copy it into your database  it will fook everything up! 

When it went from 2 to 1 you were listed twice. One of the idybs said 2 wins. Just messed up when it pasted and included the old result.

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On 6/9/2019 at 1:09 PM, Decompoze said:

Not intentional. You still have a win. Itll be in the op when i update. 

Edit: Updated. Missed a couple on the copy and paste

 

dos anjos vs lee was one of them i cant find the other.   maybe there only was one before.  but i know at one point u screwed up lol

yeah there wasnt any before that, but i remember i had one and you tried to take that one away from me!  always trying to hold the robot down

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10 minutes ago, -idyb- said:

 

dos anjos vs lee was one of them i cant find the other.   maybe there only was one before.  but i know at one point u screwed up lol

yeah there wasnt any before that, but i remember i had one and you tried to take that one away from me!  always trying to hold the robot down

You can't find the other because there wasn't one. 3rd post down in the OP lists every event winner. Those links are links to the results posted in this very thread. Go have a look. dos anjos vs lee and the China can card are your wins. If you find a third, I'll update it. Until then, the robot apocalypse is being repressed.

Ill take a look later on.

 

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yeah i realise that now.  but i  thought u were trying to f*ck rando over  at that time i never looked at the first post on the thread. i just looked at the standings on the page when you posted the results after the fight and the event wins werent updated. i remember thinking u were trying to cheat randos one and only event win away from it!

didnt know if rando was up to 2 yet. i know it came within one pick of a win a few times right before it went on a 4 card long streak of finishing dead last lol   perhaps this robot might be better off switching to womens curling cause really it shouldnt be winning any of these cards.

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43 minutes ago, Greasyrasta said:

I knew it wouldn’t last. Damn Asian card screwed me, guess there’s always next year smh.

You out m8? You can miss 2 events before being full on eliminated. But missing one this late usually means 1st place is out of the picture. I won't tag ya if you are doneski.

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9 hours ago, Decompoze said:

You out m8? You can miss 2 events before being full on eliminated. But missing one this late usually means 1st place is out of the picture. I won't tag ya if you are doneski.

I’ll try and keep it up, I was really hoping for a full year.

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23 hours ago, Decompoze said:

League Update


Small update folks. I've figured out a way to make this league even more automated. Should cut down the admin work buy over 80% (I may even run this next year because of this). It has no effect on you guys but all I ask is that you double check your results over the next couple cards as I'm implementing it now. Continuing to use the link/form makes it even more seamless but posting picks here will always be permitted. For those who do submit your picks in the thread primarily ( @LayDownDead @Jolldan @Los_Polo_Hermano  ) posting your picks as a list instead of bolding the fighter makes it even easier for me. Reason being I have to copy and paste your picks and then delete all the non-bolded entries anyway. You are still welcome to carry on bolding your picks but thought I'd mention it. LDD you post them in a list so this doesn't apply.

And just so you feel included @-idyb- the way you submit your picks is an administrative nightmare for a pile of reasons. If they came in the correct bout order without numbers in front of them I could put rando into the stats/hot takes. In any event, this update has no effect on the way you submit your picks. 

 

No worries mate will try and remember for next week as well 

Nurmagomedov 

Barboza

Makhachev

Blaydes

Taisumov

Lee

Tukhogov 

Jojua

Azatair 

Muhammad 

Taleb

Cummings 

Madge 

 

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