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This thread sucks bros.....the OP gave us zero substance to work with.

 

Guess what guys...I once dated Charilze Theron!

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2 hours ago, VertFTW said:

This thread sucks bros.....the OP gave us zero substance to work with.

 

Guess what guys...I once dated Charilze Theron!

I'd say that's as believable as the original post. So you should be getting replies soon about your feelings and relationship. 

 

 

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that would be a good thread/ "Who's the most famous girl ya'll dated"

 

- I dated a girl that could shoot a ping-pong ball out of her ***** 50' and knock a fly off a chit-wagon to boot,

her name was Wendy Woodschnozzle .

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once i banged a hooker and never had to pay

i dont think too many other people here would be able to say that.

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1 minute ago, -idyb- said:

once i banged a hooker and never had to pay

i dont think too many other people here would be able to say that.

momma's boy discount?

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no, i didnt even know she was a hooker until a little while after the fact.

she was just some girl i went to high school with. seen her outside a gas station and we talked for a bit   brought her back to my pad and we got high and watched a movie and then ended up getting our freak on

i kinda blabbed about it afterwards on msn messenger to one of my old buddies who also knew her from school and hes kinda all laughing like bro i hope you double wrapped it shes a hooker.  and im like wtf no way man but it seemed to check out,  a few times just driving through town ive seen her near that same gas station just standing around on the curb and chit checking out cars and stuff. probably selling herself for drugs for all i know.

no idea what happened to her since. maybe shes dead or in jail or overdosed or straightened out her life. dont know dont care. for a while i felt a bit ashamed of myself for putting my d*ck in a known prostitute but these days i can at least laugh about it.  maybe it would make a story to tell the grandchildren one day if im ever unfortunate enough to have any

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20 hours ago, -idyb- said:

 i didnt even know she was a hooker until a little while after the fact.

 

 .... some guys don't find out until after the wedding -

 

 

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2 hours ago, Bezerker101 said:

 

 .... some guys don't find out until after the wedding -

 

 

lmfao. or when theyre just driving down the street and they see their wife on the corner waving down other cars.    the look on their face when the husbands car pulls up

come to think about it i once had a coworker and his girlfriend was hooking. he was okay with i guess cause they were both heavy into the crack at the time. needlesss to say that relationship didnt last very long and he ended up leaving town

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I met this THICKK Brazilian the other night & set up a d8. 

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She told me she has a GF but said she's bi & if i'm interested we can talk. I told her she looked like an MMA fighter with all those tatoos.

She said "Iss funny you say thatch. I m double shampion. They call me shamp shamp"

I told her i didn't believe her & wanted to see her straps. 

She laughed & said "I half many strappy's to show you my fren" 

I'm not sure what she means but we're going out on a triple d8. Wish me luck guys. 

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8 minutes ago, StompGrind said:

I met this THICKK Brazilian the other night & set up a d8. 

nunes%20ansaroff.jpg

She told me she has a GF but said she's bi & if i'm interested we can talk. I told her she looked like an MMA fighter with all those tatoos.

She said "Iss funny you say thatch. I m double shampion. They call me shamp shamp"

I told her i didn't believe her & wanted to see her straps. 

She laughed & said "I half many strappy's to show you my fren" 

I'm not sure what she means but we're going out on a triple d8. Wish me luck guys. 

 

if I'm not mistaken,  she has a few submission holds she'd like to show u,

... ask her if she likes tapioca -

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6 minutes ago, StanleyTheBricklayer said:

I had a date with her one year before they hit the big time.

What a disaster, she was ratarsed on JD and coke, ****ing horrible night LOL

 

 

They sell a lot of albums, .. next time I marry, it's gonna be for money -

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16 minutes ago, StanleyTheBricklayer said:

I had a date with her one year before they hit the big time.

What a disaster, she was ratarsed on JD and coke, ****ing horrible night LOL

 

would still bang for the nostalgia, lol

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I literally had to carry her home.

I played in a pub band when I was a youngster (piano/keyboard/blues harp) that's how I kind of met her, but a mutual friend set up the date.

I'd never go through that night again LOL. Imagine a drunk as **** lairy bird all over the place at 7PM.

 

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1 minute ago, StanleyTheBricklayer said:

I literally had to carry her home.

I played in a pub band when I was a youngster (piano/keyboard/blues harp) that's how I kind of met her, but a mutual friend set up the date.

I'd never go through that night again LOL. Imagine a drunk as **** lairy bird all over the place at 7PM.

 

in a soup thread he likes em a little more unresponsive, lol.  But yeah, been there, done that and all I had to show for it was a sick bucket 😂

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5 minutes ago, StanleyTheBricklayer said:

I literally had to carry her home.

I played in a pub band when I was a youngster (piano/keyboard/blues harp) that's how I kind of met her, but a mutual friend set up the date.

I'd never go through that night again LOL. Imagine a drunk as **** lairy bird all over the place at 7PM.

 

 

ah, .. to be young - I need a good frolic

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I carried her for an hour, stopped her getting arrested, stopped her from getting beat up because she was being abusive to strangers and two minutes from her place she then started screaming, accusing me of trying to rape her.

Never again lol.

 

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19 hours ago, StanleyTheBricklayer said:

I carried her for an hour, stopped her getting arrested, stopped her from getting beat up because she was being abusive to strangers and two minutes from her place she then started screaming, accusing me of trying to rape her.

Never again lol.

 

 

Love them party girls - 💙

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10 hours ago, prozacnation said:

What a model citizen 

 

On 7/30/2019 at 10:41 AM, Rumbin said:

 

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