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Got the idea off twitter thought it would make for a laugh. 

 

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Chin: Chris Leben

IQ: GSP

Striking: Israel Adesanya

Grappling: Khabib Nurmagomedov 

Gas tank: Tony Ferguson 

Tattoos: Megan Anderson 

Ability to sell: Conor McGregor 

Walk Out music: DMX - Ain't No Sunshine

 

Worst

Chin: James Vick

IQ: Mike Perry

Striking: Ben Askren

Grappling: Mark Hunt 

Gas tank: Dada 5000

Tattoos: CM Punk

Ability to sell: Ben Rothwell 

Walk Out music: Mickey Gall - Hey Mickey 

 

Lets see what you went with? 

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Chin: Rich Franklin

IQ: Rich Franklin

Striking: Rich Franklin

Grappling: Rich Franklin

Gas tank: Rich Franklin

Tattoos: Rich Franklin

Ability to sell: Rich Franklin

Walk Out music: Country Boy can Survive

Worst

Chin: Edson Barboza

IQ: Todd Duffee

Striking: Ronda Rousey

Grappling: @PhilBaroni

Gas tank: Mark Hunt

Tattoos: Mike Nickels

Heart: Gabe Ruediger

Post-fight interview: Josh Koscheck

Walk out music: Some rap nonsense.

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3 hours ago, Jolldan said:

Got the idea off twitter thought it would make for a laugh. 

 

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Chin: Chris Leben - Frye

IQ: GSP -- Aldo

Striking: Israel Adesanya - Barboza

Grappling: Khabib Nurmagomedov - <

Gas tank: Tony Ferguson - Cruz

Tattoos: Megan Anderson -  Tyson Pedro

Ability to sell: Conor McGregor - <

Walk Out music: DMX - Ain't No Sunshine - Bisping/ Blur

 

Worst

Chin: James Vick - Overeem

IQ: Mike Perry - Trevin Giles

Striking: Ben Askren - <

Grappling: Mark Hunt - Tafa

Gas tank: Dada 5000 - Lombard

Tattoos: CM Punk - Lesnar

Ability to sell: Ben Rothwell - Roxanne Modaferri

Walk Out music: Mickey Gall - Hey Mickey - Dave Herman/ "Do you really want to hurt me"

 

Lets see what you went with? 

 

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Chin: Jake LaMotta

IQ: GSP

Striking: Masvidal 

Grappling: Nurmagomedov 

Gas tank: Covington 

Tattoos: Garbrandt

Ability to sell: McGregor 

Walk Out music: Rousey (Bad Reputation)

 

Worst

Chin: Overeem

IQ: Struve

Striking: C.M. Punk

Grappling: James Toney

Gas tank: Tank Abbott 

Tattoos: Alan Belcher

Ability to sell: Anderson Silva

Walk Out music: Gall (Oh Mickey)

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5 hours ago, Bubba_Sparks said:

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Chin: Rich Franklin

IQ: Rich Franklin

Striking: Rich Franklin

Grappling: Rich Franklin

Gas tank: Rich Franklin

Tattoos: Rich Franklin

Ability to sell: Rich Franklin

Walk Out music: Country Boy can Survive

Worst

Chin: Edson Barboza

IQ: Todd Duffee

Striking: Ronda Rousey

Grappling: @PhilBaroni

Gas tank: Mark Hunt

Tattoos: Mike Nickels

Heart: GSP

Post-fight interview: Josh Koscheck

Walk out music: Some rap nonsense.

Fixed for you. The rest look good

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5 hours ago, juice64011 said:

Fixed for you. The rest look good

 

gtfo

gsp has the p4p greatest, most kindest heart in the game, and he deserves to wear the NMF Belt. (Nicest MotherF*cker)   whens the last time youve heard GSP say anything bad about anybody?  The meanest words he's ever said was that he was not impressed by another fighters performance.    now thats heart

and to top it off he's always hungry to fight.  line them up and he knocks them all down.  you punch him in the face and you'll get prison raped.  you try to take him down and you get fed jab sandwiches.  hell, GSP even came out of retirement to take home another belt.    and even after his second retirement, he still wants to fight khabib the great and take home another belt. he simply just doesnt stop, or know when to quit.  you simply can't teach that kind of heart.

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Chin: Masvidal, Tested alot, never failed

IQ: Jones will pop up alot here, but you cannot argue with his level, other than Jones, Maybe Nunes

Striking: Israel Adesanya

Grappling: Ryan Hall

Gas tank: I won't say Tony as he has only gone 5 rounds once ever, so Jones is the obvious one or Volkanovski for going an easy 5 with Holloway

Tattoos: I ain't into Tattos at all, but if I go by the ones who has the most recognizable, its McGregor

Ability to sell: Conor McGregor 

Walk Out music: Zombie - The Cranberry's

 

Worst

Chin: Overreem

IQ: Soukhamthath - His decision not to stand alone puts him as the worst

Striking: Ryan Hall

Grappling: Barboza

Gas tank: McGregor

Tattoos: Garbrandt - That woeful neck tattoo

Ability to sell: Any of Ali's fighters, they are all absolutely awful at getting me hyped for a fight

Walk Out music: Stephen Thompson - Wonderboy

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Chin: Me

IQ: Me

Striking: Me

Grappling: Me

Gas tank: Me

Tattoos: Me

Ability to sell: Me

Penis length: Me

Walk Out music: Megadeth - Vortex 

 

Worst

Chin: Wickles

IQ: Definitely Wickles

Striking: Wickles

Grappling: Wickles

Gas tank: Wickles

Tattoos: Wickles

Ability to sell: Wickles

Forum respect: Wickles 

Walk Out music: muzlim call to prayer chit

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Chin: young Mark Hunt (the one that took roided Cro Cop headkicks straight to the dome)

IQ: Hate to say it, but flighty mouse

Striking: hard to beat Isreal or a prime Anderson

Grappling: Difficult... wrestling pedigree would be Mark Schulz, timing and MMA wrestling would be GSP, clinch would be prime Randy Couture, top control would be Khabib, and subs would be Maia or even Shields

Gas tank: anyone of those guys in the midget divisions would do

Tattoos: none

Ability to sell: like it or not, it has to be Conor

Walk Out music: BB King - The Thrill is Gone

 

Worst

Chin: post 2009 Chuck Liddell

IQ: Overeem

Striking: Cindy Dandois

Grappling: Megan Anderson

Gas tank: Kimbo Slice

Tattoos: Jon Jones

Ability to sell: Leon Edwards

Walk Out music: any rap newer than 1994

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