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  1. I was in the fourth grade and I showed up to school with my cat and the teacher had asked me why I have a cat here...I told him "Before I left for school I heard the mailman say" "When you're son leaves for school I am going to eat you're puzzy" I'll never forget everyone laughing at me in school.
  2. Yo momma is so fat she uses a paint roller to put on her lipstick!
  3. Duh silly...she requires the head not the fist.
  4. Yo momma is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger flew out of George Washington's nose.
  5. Yo momma is so fat she wears a vcr for a beeper.
  6. Yo momma is so fat you have to cover her in flour to find the wet spot.
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