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  1. i completely agree. i bet if picks up a stick of ram it would be night and day. and gets rid of 7
  2. I'm sure it was closed simply do to an innocent amount of sand in Jits' vahgeen that day. Nothing that a shower, some chocolates, and renting "The Notebook" wont fix.
  3. win 2000 was a business oriented o.s that didnt have a lot of the "fun" things that 95,98, ME had. like ease of use. i dont think he would enjoy that o.s. xp was the first home user o.s to provide ntfs, which runs more stable. so thats why it was my suggestion. 95 ftw! jk
  4. few tricks I always do. adjust for best perfomance you can find this setting by right clicking my computer and properties turn off system restore this is iffy for noobs' date=' but viruses like to hide there. and you boost space and performance with it off. [b']Dont allow remote connections[/b] this is just a security measure Run>type "msconfig">startup turn off everything except your antivirus & spyware protection. programs dont need to load everytime you start windows. Turn off automatic updates and scanning do it yourself ffs, nothing worse than a slowdown when you're enjoying some good internet viewing :cool: cuz a scan started in the background Tell explorer to delete all history after it closes this is secure and also keeps your pc tidy there are more, but good ideas for beginners
  5. this is Ram issue. buy more ram. and you should not be running windows 7 on what i assume to be a single core processor. go back to windows xp my friend. xp still rocks
  6. didnt jean claude van damme do it first in bloodsport?
  7. Alli is a new over-the-counter weight-loss pill which, predictably enough, has proven to be a massive best-seller from the moment it became available. The drug, manufactured by GlaxoSmithKline, reportedly works by blocking the absorption of excess fats by the body. And folks are waddling, not walking, to their local drug stores for a chance to start on the Alli "program." As is the case with most drugs, Alli comes with a risk of certain side effects. Or, as they're known on the company website, treatment effects. A person is reportedly limited to 15 grams of fat per meal, and if they go over (or even if they don't), there's a significant chance they'll find themselves out behind a shopping center somewhere, crying and clutching a wad of horrifyingly soiled undergarments, searching for a place to ditch it. As best as I can tell, anyway... Since a lot of this stuff is couched in language that is technically truthful, but very carefully worded, I've taken it upon myself to go through the list of side (treatment) effects and warnings, and translate it all into layman's terms. I'm no scientist or doctor, and don't pretend to have any special knowledge. I'm just a person who's fairly good with words and reading between the lines... The highlighted phrases below are direct quotes from the Alli website, with my translations in between. Undigested fat cannot be absorbed and passes through the body naturally. The excess fat is not harmful. In fact, you may recognize it in the toilet as something that looks like the oil on top of a pizza. Here the drug makers are trying to soothe the nerves of the skeptical fatty, by speaking their language. Pizza is something fatties understand, and a big part of the reason they?re interested in Alli to begin with. Pizza is good, pizza is reassuring? even when it?s flowing from your **** like molten lava. The website mentions seeing the undigested fat in a toilet, but that?s clearly a best case scenario. You might also see it on the tops of your shoes, across the hood of a car, or way up the shower curtain, near the loops. The fat passes out of your body, so you may have bowel changes, known as treatment effects. Bowel changes. Notice how they phrase that? It means stuff will be happening the likes of which you could never have imagined. It?ll be like a daily Dean Koontz novel inside your underwear. You may get: gas with oily spotting You?ll be farting Wesson oil straight through your Dockers? loose stools and having violent chipped beef explosions... more frequent stools that may be hard to control all the time, with a sphincter that can no longer be counted as a friend. Eating a low-fat diet lowers the chance of these bowel changes. Limit fat intake in your meals to an average of 15 grams. The McDonald?s Big Mac has 34 grams of fat, and the Burger King Whopper has 40. Eat either of these while taking Alli, and you?ll very likely be transformed into a diarrhea cannon. Learning how to manage treatment effects is an important part of being successful with alli. Here's how to take control: Start trimming fat from your diet now, even before you begin taking alli. Then pick a day to begin taking alli, such as a weekend day so you can stay close to home if you experience a treatment effect. Make the timing work for you. If you're getting ready to travel or attend a social event, hold off on starting with alli until the event is over Blowing liquid feces down a row of bridesmaids, for instance, could be viewed negatively in certain circles. Further, an unexpected bout of the power-squirts while riding ?The Bullet? at the county fair might not ingratiate you with your friends. Or anyone on the fairway. Or the folks in the parking lot walking to their cars. While no one likes experiencing treatment effects, they might help you think twice about eating questionable fat content. If you think of it like that, alli can act like a security guard for your late-night cravings You see, when you think about it, ******** yourself is actually a positive. You can't "save fat grams" from lunch and "spend them" at dinner. Spread your daily fat gram allowance of 15 grams on average per meal over the whole day Cheating can lead to embarrassment, tears, and the introduction of a frantically constructed toilet paper crack-wedge in the bathroom of an Applebee's. It?s simply not worth it. You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work Until you get the hang of it, you should probably take along a rolling suitcase full of brown clothes everywhere you go, while taking Alli. Luckily, however, turd-colored clothing is in this season; turd is the new vomit. If co-workers ask about it, there is no shame in telling the truth. You might be surprised how understanding folks can be if you simply say, ?I dress like this to conceal the poop that's constantly soaking through the seat of my pants.? You may not usually get gassy, but it's a possibility when you take alli. The bathroom is really the best place to go when that happens Showboating is not recommended. You can use a food journal to recognize what foods can lead to treatment effects. For example, writing down what you eat may help you learn that marinara sauce is a better option than Alfredo sauce In addition to a handcart full of extra pants designed to camouflage your **** leakage, it might also be a good idea to carry a schematic and information wheel, so you don't repeat past mistakes and have a treatment effect halfway up your back. I hope this information has proven to be valuable.
  8. LOL dont forget a.n.a.l leakage
  9. shawnb-1

    A Burning Question.

    i'd like edgar personally
  10. I told a girl I would tell her before I laundered........but didn't
  11. Kids like this were just at the bar, too young too get in. Hilarious!!!!!
  12. in the words of the wise thugnasty "ninja fap, so no one will hear" my thoughts: if you fap in a forest......
  13. land of the lost threes company dukes of hazard
  14. oh....that was awesome.....you dont here a lot of different strokes references mr drummand FTW i see punky brewster on my wifes vahgeen every time i launder
  15. Anyone seen this movie? cuz my buddy is in town and wants to check it out tomorrow. Worth it?
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